Overheard a woman bitching to a man

[Anonymous 1]

Thought I would share this:

As walked up a twisting/winding path to my local supermarket this afternoon, I heard, from a long way away, a woman in full-on über-bitch mode, screeching at someone.

I come around the corner to see a café-creme woman in her late 20s/early 30s (café-creme is a local term for someone who is half white and half black) in full on, all guns blazing, foaming at the mouth, “you’re an asshole who has to redeem himself” expression on her face, sitting as far away from him as possible on the park bench, “f~~~ing c~~~ bitch” mode.

What little I heard of the conversation as I walked by was along the lines of “you haven’t heard the last of this / we’re not done talking about this, you’re an asshole blah blah blah” I’ll let you fill on the blanks as we’ve all heard this at some point. Obviously her latest attempt at a s~~~-test.

The victim in question was a white male in his early 40s, who was sat on the edge of the park bench, wanting to leave but for some reason couldn’t bring himself to.

I said loudly as I walked by: “DUMP HER”

Don’t know if he heard me as she never once shut up. On reflexion, I should have gone up to him and told him that, rather than saying it in passing.

In any case, to that poor man, I hope you told her then and there to go f~~~ herself… You deserve better, you deserve MGTOW.

Peace,

Hector

[Mr. ManParticipant 2916]

You’re lucky that motormouth didn’t hear you say “Dump her!” Can you imagine how f~~~ed your day would have been had she aimed that foaming pie hole at you instead of her plow horse?

[Anonymous 1]

I would tell her to go f~~~ herself.. I don’t care and I don’t take crap from anyone.

Or, even better, make them go even more ballistic by only talking to their “man”.. i.e.:

“Sir, please tell your woman to calm down… she is obviously out of control and embarrassing you”

You do this in a calm voice.. They go ballistic. The guy may or may not get it… It’s fun to watch. It drives the woman nuts, you aren’t addressing them directly (who would want to?) but rather assigning the “power” to their “man”, while the message is clearly meant for them. Their poor little hamster brains normally cannot keep up..

[hmskl’dParticipant 6406]

Your excellent description of that incident on park bench reminded me of this past event. About a year ago at my dentist’s office while I was sitting and waiting in the exam room, I heard two of his dental assistants talking in the hallway .. one said to the other “I told my boyfriend this weekend that he’s just one step away from needing Tinder.” I kind of thought how it’s so lucky to be free from woman’s twisted mind games.

[BalthazarParticipant 722]

hmskl’d wrote:

“I told my boyfriend this weekend that he’s just one step away from needing Tinder.”

We all know there’s some kind of price to be paid regardless but I don’t know where this c~~~ got off thinking that was a threat. With all those slores looking for hookups through Tinder, that’s basically free pussy in comparison to putting up with her bulls~~~.

This body holding me is a reminder of my own mortality. Embrace this moment. Remember, we are eternal and all this pain is an illusion.

[BeerParticipant 11832]

Balthazar wrote:

We all know there’s some kind of price to be paid regardless but I don’t know where this c~~~ got off thinking that was a threat. With all those slores looking for hookups through Tinder, that’s basically free pussy in comparison to putting up with her bulls~~~.

Haha seriously…its like saying you’ll be going from someone who you know is a c~~~ that treats you like s~~~ to someone that will at least be nice to you for a couple months until she thinks she has you hooked…at which point she’ll turn into a c~~~ that treats you like s~~~…but at least you had a few good months in between.

[KeymasterKeymaster]

Excellent.

Usually I won’t step in — but I have when a bitch is going off like a fire alarm. It’s not even about putting her in her place, it’s about making the guy see how easy it is to remove himself from her. She wouldn’t speak to him like that if she knew how easy it is for a man to press eject. Women only behave that way because they think they can.

• I once was with a friend in a store. And there was a very unhappy looking guy standing next to a pregnant woman who was being loud and totally ovebearing. I pretended like I was talking to my friend. “DUDE, GET A PATERNITY TEST!! NOW!! FOR GOD”S SAKE MAN. YOU DON”T EVEN KNOW IT’S YOURS!!! UNTIL THEN, WHAT ARE WE TALKING ABOUT THIS FOR!!”.

My friend thought I had Tourette’s and says “WTF are you talking about?” and I kept acting it out until we faded away.

Pregnant loud bitch shut the f~~~ up though – immediately.
Planted a seed in the guy’s head too. Permanently.

—-

Another time I was out for an uphill workout, and a loud broad with a raspy, thousand-c~~~ voice was preaching to her gay best friend. “HE SAID SHE WAS FAT!!! YOU CAN’T SAY THAT TO A WOMAN!!”… exactly as I was about to pass them.

Without breaking stride, I said “Yeah you can. Don’t listen to her. “.

He laughed and clapped his hands because the timing was so perfect. She was not impressed though, and as I walked away, she started yelling at me. “Jerk! mind your own business!”…. so I turned around and said “YOU’RE FAT!!” (she wasn’t) “SEE?? JUST DID!! SO YEAH YOU CAN!!” and the guy just loved it.

She was SO, f~~~ing mad…. and I kept going as I threw my head back at the hilarity of it all.

“you haven’t heard the last of this”

“Oh yeah I have. By bye.”

“we’re not done talking about this, mister.”

“Oh yeah we are. By bye.”

“You’re an asshole. ”

“Thank you for noticing. You’re excused. Leave. ”

Out of all the posturing and pretending women do while behaving like they own f~~~ing EVERYTHING including what you can say or what you’re supposed to tolerate and listen to…. it’s all empty, meaningless bulls~~~ GARBAGE that comes out of her mouth.

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[bigboy83Participant 11312]

I rather be called asshole then nice guy.

S~~~, last time I c~~~ called me a asshole, she came over a hour later, and wanted to f~~~.

Being called asshole is good because:

1. She respects you.
2. She can’t control and manipulate you.
3. My personal favorite, You can play her like a violin.

I take a lot of pride being called asshole, lol.

Shit Tested, Cunt Approved.

[sidecarParticipant 35837]

Mr. Man wrote:

You’re lucky that motormouth didn’t hear you say “Dump her!” Can you imagine how f~~~ed your day would have been had she aimed that foaming pie hole at you instead of her plow horse?

The moment she tries to turn her mouth on you, look her straight in the eye and calmly tell her: “Shhhh. The men are talking.”

She knows she can berate her boyfriend (or whoever he is to her) with impunity because he’ll sit there and take it. So she does. You are a completely unknown factor to her. She doesn’t know she can get away with that s~~~ with you, so if you’re firm with her from the beginning she won’t even try. If it helps you to set the right tone, think of her as a sniveling little kindergartner girl misbehaving on the playground who you are trying your best not to spank, because that’s basically what she is.

It means she’ll probably be all the more unpleasant to her boyfriend after you leave, but if that encourages him to Go His Own Way, all the better.

[Cap285Participant 6007]

Funny how you mention it was the supermarket.

A trip there cures loneliness real quick. Listening to a wife bitch at her husband that he’s putting groceries in the trunk ‘wrong’ usually does it.

Saved me $$$$$ one weekend.

Fuck this planet.

[MGTOWmonkey aka No More Fucks To GiveParticipant 6635]

I once shook my head had a male driver with “Just Married” chaulk plastered on his windshield at a red light. He sat there staring at me like a dead fish and that’s when I did the sliced throat symbol with my hand slicing my neck and drove off. Im hoping he had it annulled after that.

Never lose sight of what brought you here.

[Author]

Posts