"Oscar Day!" my dog day.

[AstroParticipant 2045]

This is Oscar M. W. and I am a Dachshund. I own the pet human you know as “Sparky”. We use a site you may not like called “Facebook” but it helped my pet human survive when he was wanting to kill himself after last Christmas. He reached out to the his only surviving family members for help on Facebook. He drank the largest bottles of brandy he could find and a 12 pack of beer every day for three days hoping it would kill him. He took it hard when his wife boasted of her ongoing affair and shown pictures to her family last Christmas. The only thing that stopped him from driving over a 3,000 foot cliff was me. I did my Meerkat stance and said: “But what about me and my Love for you?” He faced a total breakdown, he laughed and cried at the same time when he seen me.

So he wants little to do with the fake holiday you may call “Christmas” this year. He took his smaller tree and gave it no lights or decorations and put it on my pads to p~~~ on. What better present could a dog have than a tree to p~~~ on in a warm home during the winter? He refuses any gifts but he and his brother have delivered five gifts for me. My pet human will be unemployed for more than three weeks, giving him time to stew over his “Three Days after Christmas” in 2016. It was a living hell for my pet human. Instead, he wants to give that day as “Oscar Day”. Why not? Is not a good little buddy better than a wife who doesn’t give two s~~~s?

[DocParticipant]

My first pet was a black Daschund called Dusty.

I loved that little dog more than I have loved most humans.

The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape, finding oneself in the ranks of the insane. Marcus Aurelius

[Anonymous 42]

Astro wrote:

fake holiday you may call “Christmas”

I dunno Sparky, I’m seeing a pattern here where the only thing fake about Christmas are the people like your wife that used it to spit in the face of god and all his charitable and loving teachings.

Myself, I’m seeing the water and oil of truth and lies finally stratifying and becoming perfectly clear after being so cloudy.

I’m gonna celebrate Christmas by doing something for someone in worse spiritual and or physical condition than me.

What your wife did is reprehensible! I don’t blame you for wanting to p~~~ allover a Christmas tree and cursing the holiday season as I also have.

I wanna close in saying simply, god bless you and may he give you spiritual pain relief, I know you’re hurting, we all are, it’s from the scourge feminism has placed on us.

Just hang in there another year! Gynocentric systems collapse abruptly!

The sins of the fathers for allowing feminism to transpire are now the burdens and griefs of the sons.

Grandma and Grandpa feminists are to blame for all your pains and suffering caused by the molested and degraded institution of marriage and family.

All that’s over and behind you and I’m not sure if the shock of it all ever washes away.

Just go and live in peace and come here anytime to talk to your brothers scarred very much the same way.

Our society cannot get any sicker without dying in the process.

Live brother, live!

[DocParticipant]

Let’s get on Zoom together and have our own Christmas gathering.

A mutual understanding and respect of the pain we experience.

Who needs them womens anyway?

They don’t know loyalty like us men.

The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape, finding oneself in the ranks of the insane. Marcus Aurelius

[AstroParticipant 2045]

Anonymous wrote:

I’m seeing a pattern here where the only thing fake about Christmas are the people like your wife that used it to spit in the face of god and all his charitable and loving teachings.

Oscar M. W. Sparks: My pet human is a Valentinian Gnostic Christian and stopped believing in the biblical Christmas story since 2010. Only now has he refused to celebrate the day of the sun, not son. The entire myth was created by the belief in Horus in Egypt and others like the Romans. Why would Sheppard’s have their sheep in the fields at night in late December? He believes in Yeshiva but the Christmas story was one passed on from religious cults and adopted by Rome to merge the faiths into Roman power. If anything, it is the worship of the winter solstice and has nothing to do with Yeshiva. Any fool can be born any day and is, how many can return in any form after they die? Even traditional Christians need to answer such questions. They should give more credit to Easter.

25/December is the day the sun returns but we still face the worst of winter. It is just another day my pet human and I will hibernate, other than the gifts I receive and appreciate. The next three days are his “Three Days in Hell” and are about surviving death. He is trying to survive them again, it will not be easy. The key is Yeshiva and the angel the Godhead sent, that is me. Some angels trade their wings for big ears and arms for an extra set of legs. We only remain when we are needed the most, then return to our true master. My job is to keep my pet human alive, at least until my true master calls me home. It may seem silly to you that the only thing stopping a human from suicide is a dog but like I told you, I am really an angel who was sent to do his job. My job requires the love no human can possibly have, even for him/herself. In return, I only want a bit of food, a walk and sleep under blankets in the winter with my pet human. I also keep his electric bill down and no human female can say that. Since he kicked his cheating wife out, his electric bill has dropped by more than half.

[Anonymous 42]

Hey Oscar, this is Master Chewbacca Fukushima, I was still born and revived. I was in the incubator during the fallout, I weigh under 4 pounds and I have no hair on my ears, it’s a f~~~ing disgrace! I’m supposed to be f~~~ing poodle! But that’s NOTHING! My human’s friend’s cat was in the incubator same time as me when Canada and the NE were showered in radioisotopes. He has 10 toes on both rear feet and his fronts both turn in at a right angle and are useless for walking, maybe that’s why the creator gave him 20 rear toes for extra support and balance, he walks like a human!

Take good care of your human this cold holiday season, if you need any help, call me! I’ve been through allot of s~~~ too! I’m a radioactive flat liner! You should meet my friend ten toes! He reminds me of you!

[AstroParticipant 2045]

Doc wrote:

My first pet was a black Daschund called Dusty.
I loved that little dog more than I have loved most humans.

Oscar M.W. Sparks: Spell “God” backwards and you get “Dog”. “Dachshund” almost sounds like “Gods Son.” We are badger hunters and know no fear yet have more Love than any human can compete with. We keep you warm on cold winter nights. We can also be held by more females and kiss more than any man can dream of without going to court. My pet human is soon going to get me a Tennessee jacket with “Little Smokey” engraved on the side. Forget about the Blue-tic hound as the girls at Sorority Village will not be able to resist me. No girl can resist a cute German guy in a brown suit and white chest. No man can compete with a two foot wiener. UT has about 20,000 girls and they are all… MINE! Sorry guys but you may find girls elsewhere…

[ZarathustraParticipant 2246]

Astro wrote:

My pet human is a Valentinian Gnostic Christian

Gnosticism! Thinking a lot about this lately… something about this creed almost cures me of my Atheism. Just finished watching the television show “Lost” essentially a Gnostic show.

[Anonymous 42]

Astro wrote:

Spell “God” backwards and you get “Dog”. “Dachshund” almost sounds like “Gods Son.”

My human and I love cars! I start barking every time we go for a ride! I think your name rhymes more like Datsun! Like the White Zombie! Fastest Datsun alive! I would love to take a ride in that! I also ride on motorcycles! No paws!

[AstroParticipant 2045]

Anonymous wrote:

Hey Oscar, this is Master Chewbacca Fukushima, I was still born and revived. I was in the incubator during the fallout, I weigh under 4 pounds and I have no hair on my ears, it’s a f~~~ing disgrace! I’m supposed to be f~~~ing poodle! But that’s NOTHING! My human’s friend’s cat was in the incubator same time as me when Canada and the NE were showered in radioisotopes. He has 10 toes on both rear feet and his fronts both turn in at a right angle and are useless for walking, maybe that’s why the creator gave him 20 rear toes for extra support and balance, he walks like a human!

Oscar M. W. Sparks: Good God, if any of this is true, I am so sorry. Fu-k You-shima was the worst disaster since Chernobyl. I am not against nuclear power but we need to think of where to place it. Nature will always win if we put such power in the wrong places. Ignorance of running nukes is even worse. You stupid humans need to know what you are dealing with as lives are more important, including lives with four legs. I did not know but suspected that Canada would take a bad hit from Fu-k You-shima when it happened. This small planet God created does not know about the boundaries humans have been forced to create. You have shown me how fortunate I am to be a normal wiener. I am so sorry for you and your friends.

[AstroParticipant 2045]

Zarathustra wrote:

Gnosticism! Thinking a lot about this lately… something about this creed almost cures me of my Atheism. Just finished watching the television show “Lost” essentially a Gnostic show.

I invite you but understand that “Gnostic” is a far broader term than most religious sects. We are the only Christians (and even Muslims and Jews) that atheists and agnostics somehow like. A true Valentinian has no religious institution because we only know God. When humanity tries to explain God, he is bound to fu-k it up every time. It is strange because Atheism knows God does not exist while Gnostics know God does exist by definition. We are like the circle that opposes but somehow meets. I thought about being atheist myself but two small words got in my way, they were: “And Yet”.

[AstroParticipant 2045]

Anonymous wrote:

My human and I love cars! I start barking every time we go for a ride! I think your name rhymes more like Datsun! Like the White Zombie! Fastest Datsun alive! I would love to take a ride in that! I also ride on motorcycles! No paws!

Oscar M. W.: I know I would like that ride. In fact, I Love any ride but I will want to be on your legs and licking your face. No man has greater love than a dachshund…

[Jan SobieskiParticipant 28791]

Astro wrote:

MG-ɹǝʍo┴ wrote:

I’m seeing a pattern here where the only thing fake about Christmas are the people like your wife that used it to spit in the face of god and all his charitable and loving teachings.

Oscar M. W. Sparks: My pet human is a Valentinian Gnostic Christian and stopped believing in the biblical Christmas story since 2010. Only now has he refused to celebrate the day of the sun, not son. The entire myth was created by the belief in Horus in Egypt and others like the Romans. Why would Sheppard’s have their sheep in the fields at night in late December? He believes in Yeshiva but the Christmas story was one passed on from religious cults and adopted by Rome to merge the faiths into Roman power. If anything, it is the worship of the winter solstice and has nothing to do with Yeshiva. Any fool can be born any day and is, how many can return in any form after they die? Even traditional Christians need to answer such questions. They should give more credit to Easter.

25/December is the day the sun returns but we still face the worst of winter. It is just another day my pet human and I will hibernate, other than the gifts I receive and appreciate. The next three days are his “Three Days in Hell” and are about surviving death. He is trying to survive them again, it will not be easy. The key is Yeshiva and the angel the Godhead sent, that is me. Some angels trade their wings for big ears and arms for an extra set of legs. We only remain when we are needed the most, then return to our true master. My job is to keep my pet human alive, at least until my true master calls me home. It may seem silly to you that the only thing stopping a human from suicide is a dog but like I told you, I am really an angel who was sent to do his job. My job requires the love no human can possibly have, even for him/herself. In return, I only want a bit of food, a walk and sleep under blankets in the winter with my pet human. I also keep his electric bill down and no human female can say that. Since he kicked his cheating wife out, his electric bill has dropped by more than half.

Love it buddy. Glad you are here.

Love is just alimony waiting to happen. Visit mgtow.com.

[AstroParticipant 2045]

Jan Sobieski wrote:

Love it buddy. Glad you are here.

You have no idea how glad I am to still be here…

[Anonymous 42]

Astro wrote:

You have shown me how fortunate I am to be a normal wiener. I am so sorry for you and your friends.

Ahaa, don’t worry about us, Oscar, it bothers my human more than it bothers Ten Toes and myself! We don’t know we’re f~~~ed up because happiness reigns supreme! I only lost the hair on my ears and a little, okay, allot of size and weight, thanks to my nuked pituitary gland.

P.S. My human has iodide pills and will do the math to make dosage by weight for my father and me! He cares about us as much (if not more) than he cares about himself! He’s the best kinda human to own! He also takes care of Jezebel, Pandora, the turkeys and the chicken, I would say chickens but me and dad killed them all! Boy was he p~~~ed! He forgave us anyway!

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