Online dating is like…

[LurchParticipant 3866]

Trying to find a parking spot in a busy mall car park.

All the good ones are taken and what is left is either disabled or too far away.

Blue-Pill Virgin: Women hate me! That's what it is.
MGTOW Man: Hate them back; it works for me.

[TaxGuyParticipant]

jerking off with a cheese grater. Entertaining at first, then the pain sets in.

Order the good wine

[RusskyParticipant 13503]

dumpster-diving for food
fishing at a water treatment facility
dining in a pig pen
volunteering for retards
recess at the asylum
a meeting with MLM scam artist
gypsies at a train station
timeshare salesman Vegas getaway
a job interview at S~~~ Inc
buying a cat in a bag, opening it – and it’s a skunk
going in house of mirrors at an amusement part
paddling up a s~~~ creek
driving drunk with a busted headlight
diving in a cesspool
starring in a Jackass movie
dive bar in small town Iowa
cleaning bathrooms at Taco Bell
formal reception at a dairy farm
visitation in a prison
smoke and mirrors magic show

proud carrier of the 'why?' chromosome

[hellraiderParticipant 2837]

a waste of time and money.

[Anonymous 9]

I’ve been f~~~ing one for months now.

The sex is amazing.

[Anonymous 1]

S~~~ting in ur hands and clapping

[Anonymous 11]

Meeting women that men who know her personally will have nothing to do with.

The half-life of a respectable single woman is measured in nano-seconds.

[Cap285Participant 6007]

An asylum where you voluntarily commit yourself.

Fuck this planet.

[Faust For ScienceParticipant 22531]

TaxGuy wrote:

jerking off with a cheese grater. Entertaining at first, then the pain sets in.

The quote is from Ford Fairlane, “Talking to Zuzu Pedals was like masturbating with a cheese grater. Slightly amusing, but mostly painful.”

The sad part is I know women in my personal life that I could apply that quote to. Though, I have nothing to do with such women.

[TaxGuyParticipant]

Faust: Thanks man! I thought it was from an old stand up comedy act I’d seen years ago. Being from Dice sounds about right though………

Neal and Bob, is that your names or just what you do?

Order the good wine

[NerevarParticipant 8040]

Like being allergic to peanut butter, but you eat it anyway.

"One of the best things internet exposed is just how insane women are." - Freeman_K

[MGTOWmonkey aka No More Fucks To GiveParticipant 6635]

Clearance bin shopping…you know the bucket of 99cent DVD’s and the one you want is at the bottom of hundreds of others so you say the hell with that movie its not that good anyway.

Never lose sight of what brought you here.

[Honorable_Juice_BoxParticipant 591]

all of those things listed sound more appealing than online dating

[Anonymous 7]

drinking bleach when the container said orange juice.

taking your self confidence and selling it for pennies.

playing cat and mouse with an autistic helmet wearing child.

[Maraudrz1Participant 2250]

MGTOWmonkey aka No More Fucks To Give wrote:

Clearance bin shopping…you know the bucket of 99cent DVD’s and the one you want is at the bottom of hundreds of others so you say the hell with that movie its not that good anyway.

Sounds like Aesop’s sour grapes.

Women's brains and vagina have one thing in common. There is nothing in there until a man puts something in there.

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