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    Anonymous
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    It is only when a mosquito lands on your testicles that you realize there is a way of solving problems without using violence.

    #319643
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    Mr. Man
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    Mind….blown!

    Note to self: Wear pants in mosquito country.

    #319644
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    Anonymous
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    GOOD ONE1

    #319646
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    Chaff/Flare
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    Waiting for Sidecar.

    When you find yourself in the majority, it's time to reflect.

    #319666
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    K
    Hitman
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    hahahhaha!!!!!
    that’s funny because women are like the mosquito’s ,
    and my testicles are still my testicles !!!
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    they both want the blood from your b~~~~ ..!!!
    hahahhaa!!!!
    i’m cracking myself up here..

    #319690
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    RedRojas
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    HAHAHAHAHA

    Consistency is victory - Ultra Magnus

    #319707
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    Joetech
    joetech
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    Feminists and the manginas that buy into their bulls~~~ remind me of s~~~house walls. Why? Those who write on s~~~house walls, roll their s~~~ in little b~~~~.
    Those who read these words of wit, eat these little b~~~~ of s~~~.

    "Don't follow in my footsteps...I stepped in something."

    #319750
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    Anonymous
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    OK, jump in everyone. If ya got one let’s hear it.

    #319754
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    Anonymous
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    I just saw this in the side bar! LMAO!

    #319809
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    Russky
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    The most dangerous food to eat is a wedding cake

    proud carrier of the 'why?' chromosome

    #319826
    Gnostic
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    There is no magic in MGTOW, just recognition of the truth and logical decision how to avoid dangers. The red pill is but the truth, it is no magical potion. Do not think in this modern world men have no longer have natural enemies, men are prey to women and government.

    #319833
    Gnostic
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    There is no magic in MGTOW, just recognition of the truth and logical decision how to avoid dangers. The red pill is but the truth, it is no magical potion. Do not think in this modern world men have no longer have natural enemies, men are prey to women and government.

    #319840

    Anonymous
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    Never let your meatloaf.

    #319842

    Anonymous
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    Never write a check with your mouth that your body cant cash

    #319843
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    Anonymous
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    Never pick a fight with any one crazier than you.

    #319849
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    Chaff/Flare
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    Don’t play leapfrog with a unicorn

    When you find yourself in the majority, it's time to reflect.

    #319851
    Gnostic
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    Getting a divorce is like getting fired from a job you’ve hated for years

    There is no magic in MGTOW, just recognition of the truth and logical decision how to avoid dangers. The red pill is but the truth, it is no magical potion. Do not think in this modern world men have no longer have natural enemies, men are prey to women and government.

    #319852
    Gnostic
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    A dietitian was addressing a large audience in Chicago:
    “The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago.
    Red meat is awful.
    Soft drinks erode your stomach lining.
    Chinese food is loaded with MSG.
    Vegetables can be disastrous to some and none of us realize the long term harm caused by the germs in our drinking water.
    But there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all and we all have eaten or will eat it.
    Can anyone here tell me what food it is that causes the most grief and suffering for years after eating it?”
    A 75 year old man in the front row stood up and said, “Wedding cake”

    There is no magic in MGTOW, just recognition of the truth and logical decision how to avoid dangers. The red pill is but the truth, it is no magical potion. Do not think in this modern world men have no longer have natural enemies, men are prey to women and government.

    #319854
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    Gnostic
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    “Congratulations, my boy!” said the uncle. “I’m sure you’ll look back and remember today as the happiest day of your life.” “But I’m not getting married until tomorrow,” the groom protested. “I know,” replied the uncle. “That’s what I mean.”

    There is no magic in MGTOW, just recognition of the truth and logical decision how to avoid dangers. The red pill is but the truth, it is no magical potion. Do not think in this modern world men have no longer have natural enemies, men are prey to women and government.

    #319856
    Gnostic
    Gnostic
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    A man was telling his friend, “My wife made me a millionaire.”
    “And what was you were before you married her?” asked the friend.
    The man replied “A billionaire.”

    There is no magic in MGTOW, just recognition of the truth and logical decision how to avoid dangers. The red pill is but the truth, it is no magical potion. Do not think in this modern world men have no longer have natural enemies, men are prey to women and government.

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