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  • #620518
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    Anonymous
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    Came across this and i just had to post it. Which one of you fools has been stealing steaks from WalMart. I bet it was @oldbill & @Grue. Somebody had to have been stealing them, because they wouldn’t have put security precautions on it. What the hell.

    Buy your meat, take it home, beat your meat, and eat it!

    Thoughts?

    #620524
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    Anonymous
    42

    Wow! the CONTRAST!

    I buy my meat from a farmer’s meat freezer on the honor system! Local grass fed too!

    F~~~ living in the city!

    #620525
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    DwightDavid
    DwightDavid
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    That’s funny. Once at a K Mart I saw they wrapped Tide detergent like that. I work in a store, and we use them for Dyson vacuums and expensive stand mixers.

    #620528
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    OldBill
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    I’ve seen items as varied as razor blades, baby formula, and batteries under lock and key.

    Do not date. Do not impregnate. Do not co-habitate. Above all, do not marry. Reclaim and never again surrender your personal sovereignty.

    #620529
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    Silver Fox
    Silver Fox
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    That’s depressing but not wholly unexpected, I guess.

    "Are you loosed from a wife? Do not seek a wife." --Apostle Paul

    #620534
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    John Woods 13
    John Woods 13
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    I kill my own.
    Nothing like warm blood to warm the hands on a cold morning.
    I wouldn’t eat Walmart steak if they gave it away for free…

    The answer is NO. “I could but I won’t”. Memini murum!

    #620542
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    Anonymous
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    I bet it was @oldbill & @grue

    Guess which asshole got hisself disinvited to the BBG for snitching?

    #620546
    John Woods 13
    John Woods 13
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    I bet it was @oldbill & @grue

    Guess which asshole got hisself disinvited to the BBG for snitching?

    Bro, he can’t associate himself with criminals if he is to run for Governor.
    Politicians don’t have criminal associates.
    Wait…, yeah strike that…

    The answer is NO. “I could but I won’t”. Memini murum!

    #620553
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    Anonymous
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    I bet it was @oldbill & @grue

    Guess which asshole got hisself disinvited to the BBG for snitching?

    But but BUT…..

    #620555

    Anonymous
    6

    I bet it was @oldbill & @grue

    Guess which asshole got hisself disinvited to the BBG for snitching?

    Bro, he can’t associate himself with criminals if he is to run for Governor.
    Politicians don’t have criminal associates.
    Wait…, yeah strike that…

    But i have to go the BBQ, how else will i be able to fake being interested in my potential voters!

    #620565

    Anonymous
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    John Woods 13 wrote:
    Grue wrote:
    Venom wrote:
    I bet it was @oldbill & @grue
    Guess which asshole got hisself disinvited to the BBG for snitching?
    Bro, he can’t associate himself with criminals if he is to run for Governor.
    Politicians don’t have criminal associates.
    Wait…, yeah strike that…
    But i have to go the BBQ, how else will i be able to fake being interested in my potential voters!

    Tell ya what, you can go back on the list but only if you practice being a politician and make with the bribes.

    #620584
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    Anonymous
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    John Woods 13 wrote:
    Grue wrote:
    Venom wrote:
    I bet it was @oldbill & @grue
    Guess which asshole got hisself disinvited to the BBG for snitching?
    Bro, he can’t associate himself with criminals if he is to run for Governor.
    Politicians don’t have criminal associates.
    Wait…, yeah strike that…
    But i have to go the BBQ, how else will i be able to fake being interested in my potential voters!

    Tell ya what, you can go back on the list but only if you practice being a politician and make with the bribes.

    Well its the people who do the bribing sir, the politician just accepts it. So the real question is, What do YOU have to offer me?

    #620625
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    FrostByte
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    Not me I was busy stealing condoms and super glue for a special recon mission.

    If you rescue a damsel in distress, all you will get is a distressed damsel.

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    Anonymous
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    Well its the people who do the bribing sir, the politician just accepts it. So the real question is, What do YOU have to offer me?

    You gotta buy my vote first.

    #620639
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    Anonymous
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    Well its the people who do the bribing sir, the politician just accepts it. So the real question is, What do YOU have to offer me?

    You gotta buy my vote first.

    Are you LGBT, a minority or rich??

    #620644
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    Anonymous
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    Grue wrote:
    Venom wrote:
    Well its the people who do the bribing sir, the politician just accepts it. So the real question is, What do YOU have to offer me?
    You gotta buy my vote first.
    Are you LGBT, a minority or rich?

    Touché. No, no and no. Guess I gotta take you back off.

    #620651
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    Secret Agent MGTOW
    Secret Agent MGTOW
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    It’s called “knowing your customers”.

    Women want everything, but want responsibility and accountability for nothing.

    #620662
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    Anonymous
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    I’ll come to the BBQ of course, i can’t have any pork, don’t want to offend anyone. Will there be salad?

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    Sandals
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    The employees steel. That’s why they have to lock up the baby formula.

    I’ll come to the BBQ of course, i can’t have any pork, don’t want to offend anyone.

    Are you circumcised?

    #620804
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    Anonymous
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    The employees steel. That’s why they have to lock up the baby formula.

    I’ll come to the BBQ of course, i can’t have any pork, don’t want to offend anyone.

    Are you circumcised?

    I’m a black guy, i didn’t need it lol.

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