Ok not only is this funny but the math is right too.

[chirParticipant]

Some women laugh and say men should come with tags that give “penis length” stats as well as height stats.

Well I think women should come with a “Vagina Odometer”. This photo made me do a spit-take while drinking cause I laughed so hard.

The math does not include any dildo’s she has been hammering herself with. I think you can cut the non-stop f~~~ing down if she is hooked on 20″ dildo’s.

It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion, it is by the beans of Java that thoughts acquire speed, the hands acquire shaking, the shaking becomes a warning; it is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.

[Anonymous 18]

Good incentive for ladies to keep their number low – ANAL!

A good purple pill idea.

Red pill: Multiply the number x 2 to get rough estimate.

[Freeman_KParticipant 3524]

Give vagina an odometer and you kill economy, marriage industry goes down, lawyer fees go down, loan shark industry falls, weeding rings industry go down, travel industry, etc.

The choices we make, not the chances we take, determine our destiny

[xenonParticipant 2007]

If you ask as you should at the start about the dick count, it will always be the first lie she tells you. Odometer is a great idea.

[BoarParticipant]

Time for a retread?

Untamed wrote: Quit complaining and Go Your Own Way in whatever manner suits you best.

[Mr. ManParticipant 2916]

Boar wrote:

Time for a retread?

Ha! I remember the retread thread from last week. F~~~ing hilarious.

[Truthseeker82Participant 6406]

The average modern woman will need more than 5 digits on her counter. I also propose one for her mouth – not just to measure blow jobs given, but also how much she talks.

[Freeman_KParticipant 3524]

Truthseeker82 wrote:

how much she talks.

maxed at 999999 by the time you bump into her.

The choices we make, not the chances we take, determine our destiny

[TuneoutParticipant]

I wonder if Imports get better mileage than Domestics?

Lifes a bitch,but you don't have to marry one!

[FrostByteParticipant 19005]

Any number less than 100 is a rollover.

If you rescue a damsel in distress, all you will get is a distressed damsel.

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