Oh, this is good s~~~

[VaderParticipant 50]

I find it funny they can ask what your job is and how you make, but you can’t ask them if they do anal! Haha

http://www.buzzfeed.com/spenceralthouse/i-will-be-single-forever?bffb&utm_term=4ldqpgp#4ldqpgp

[jambearParticipant 282]

I understand the urge to do some kinky stuff but why risk having some woman go nuts on you for it? Why not just get an escort and have all the kinky stuff you can handle?

[JollyMisanthropeParticipant 3356]

I agree on the escort thing, you are going to pay for sex with a woman anyway, might as well cut the bulls~~~ and transact where there are no assumptions or strings attached. A lot of guys give the lame excuse that there isn’t some emotional connection between you and a prostitute like there is when a girlfriend or wife. This is assuming that she’s not just doing it to placate you so she can go back to expressing her demands and is in it for the orgasm and little else. She may even be faking it. A prostitute isn’t pretending she’s in love with you, she’s a hell of a lot more honest and you don’t owe her anything afterwards, and she leaves when it’s all done. Not to mention if she knows how to take care of your physical wants then you have someone that’s just a call away that can satisfy you every time; that and as long as you aren’t an asshole and know the etiquette there’s a much slimmer chance of her making some type of false rape claims or demanding consent like  some prude bitch.

Another thing I’ve noticed is there is a lot of male-shaming when it comes to paying for it, as if the guy doesn’t have the prowess to pick up a woman at a club or what not, so it’s a last resort to getting laid and is thus pathetic. You hear s~~~ like “Anybody can pay for it, it doesn’t take any skill.” Honestly who the f~~~ cares? A woman is making you cum either way. Most of those guys who are PUA’s in the club trying to score aren’t looking for anything more than sex once and then telling her to hit the bricks. Yeah you are a real smooth operator their Don Juan, buy an $800 bottle of champagne to show what a player you are and she can still turn you down.

I think the worst example is those idiotic rappers that go to the strip clubs to “make it rain” on strippers and are dropping tens of thousands. Bunch of phony alphas. You can’t posture your way into being an alpha, no matter how much money you have.

The Children of Doom... Doom's Children. They told my lord the way to the Mountain of Power. They told him to throw down his sword and return to the Earth... Ha! Time enough for the Earth in the grave.

[KeymasterKeymaster]

Excellent post Chaos. Right on.

You don’t pay a whore to f~~~ you, you pay her to LEAVE.

A lot of guys give the lame excuse that there isn’t some emotional connection between you and a prostitute like there is when a girlfriend or wife.

On this topic, I don’t think it’s lame. I think it’s kind of normal. I have turned sex DOWN because there was nothing there. There were times I could have banged and it probably could have been fun — but have also engaged in it and it was NOT fun. PUAs can tell you the same thing. A man can get bang after bang and he won’t really enjoy it or be happy (or fulfilled) by it.

(Shouldn’t use my own experience as an example but I’m not alone in this.)

Men have a need for sex like we need to take a p~~~. When you really gotta take a squirt, do you look for the bathroom you have a “connection” with? Of course not. You pull into the nearest greasy gas station to get the job done. And often, this can be even MORE satisfying. But men also confuse this intense satisfaction with “a connection” – when there isn’t one. We have also walked into toilets and refused to take a dump in there too — no matter HOW badly we need to go.

I do prefer a minimal – minimal – bond of some kind where we understand each other. Perhaps it’s something stupid like her giggle. Or she is inquisitive. Or it’s the way she looks at me. The same s~~~ we find funny. Something. But it is only MINIMAL. I have a minimal standard about where I’m gonna take a s~~~ too.

But women are also MUCH too horny to have to pay them A DIME. So you don’t pay for “sex”, you pay for the fact that you can tell her to go away and she will smile as you smack her on the ass on the way out the door. You might even call again for a repeat.

When men pay for it, that’s what we pay for.

Another thing I’ve noticed is there is a lot of male-shaming when it comes to paying for it, as if the guy doesn’t have the prowess to pick up a woman at a club or what not, so it’s a last resort to getting laid and is thus pathetic. You hear s~~~ like “Anybody can pay for it, it doesn’t take any skill.”

These people need to be reminded…

You don’t pay a whore to f~~~ you, you pay her to LEAVE.

They shut the f~~~ up pretty fast.

Nothing pathetic about it. The “skill” lies in getting her to GO AWAY. Tell them to try that one on and see if it fits. It’s harder and more costly to divorce, or break up with a woman than it us to bang her, marry her or get her to move in with you. Men don’t pay women to move in or want a relationship…. they pay women to GET OUT.

That’s what divorce is. It’s “paying the whore” to LEAVE.

The “skill” is really how to get a woman to GO AWAY without carving her name into your leather seats, or turning your life upside down because she thought she was f~~~ing for something ELSE. Another phone call. Another free dinner. A commitment. OR god forbid – a diamond ring. F~~~ing for something else is what WHORES do. Women f~~~ on credit and think they should be paid AFTER. But it still makes them a whore. An overpriced whore.

Better to pay the $200 kind to get lost, than a monthly check to a whore you’re not even f~~~ing anymore. Exclamation Point.

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[JollyMisanthropeParticipant 3356]

Reminds me of an episode of South Park where the boys ask Chef what a prostitute is. Here’s the prostitute song.

The Children of Doom... Doom's Children. They told my lord the way to the Mountain of Power. They told him to throw down his sword and return to the Earth... Ha! Time enough for the Earth in the grave.

[JollyMisanthropeParticipant 3356]

On this topic, I don’t think it’s lame. I think it’s kind of normal. I have turned sex DOWN because there was nothing there. There were times I could have banged and it probably could have been fun — but have also engaged in it and it was NOT fun. PUAs can tell you the same thing. A man can get bang after bang and he won’t really enjoy it or be happy (or fulfilled) by it.

 

Yeah I can understand that. It’s more enjoyable if the person you are with is mutually enjoying it and is interested in making your experience just as fulfilling. I just think it’s lame if it’s keeping them from bypassing the club ritual where they are getting turned down over and over and wasting their time and money when sex is readily available. If you look through some escort adds, certain ones specialize in what they call “real girlfriend experience” or something along those lines. So even though she’s faking it, she’s at least role playing with you so it may improve the experience as opposed to some chick who is just there to provide a real hole to f~~~ and is making fake dirty talk to try and turn you on. Some will even allow you to french kiss which is usually a big no no with a lot of escorts. Hell it’s a big no no in porn as well and the women are getting paid a lot more than the average call girl.

The whole escort thing also reemphasizes why men should pursue a healthy lifestyle, become physically fit, have good hygiene habits, etc. Even if you are paying for it, if you are in shape and clean up well she may even get turned on a little because you have confidence and self-respect. If you are somewhat attractive and ripped/muscular or what have you, as opposed to being out of shape, it’s hard for a woman not to be attracted, if only subconsciously. If you look like someone who could go to the club and have a better than average chance of picking up a woman then I imagine your experience may be more enjoyable, especially if you aren’t paying one of the overpriced escorts that are usually moonlighting as an escort while doing mainstream porn as their day to day job.

The Children of Doom... Doom's Children. They told my lord the way to the Mountain of Power. They told him to throw down his sword and return to the Earth... Ha! Time enough for the Earth in the grave.

[ChromestarParticipant 101]

Sometimes I get the feeling that women only get annoyed, bothered or angry at you if you decide to visit an escort is because many may be jealous, Jealous at the fact that somebody ALLOWED you to get it easy from somebody else, because you didn’t need to work for it.

Like a workmate/colleague envies or is jealous that you got Paid WAY earlier than them without doing your job.

To me its a babyish and selfish attitude for any woman to act that way.

NOTE: going out to talk to women in clubs bars or whatever is like LEGAL Prostitution(whilst you buy her drinks and spend the EXACT or slightly more money on her liquids).

Escorts DONT beat around the bush. and just like all women, you must watch your own back.

[KeymasterKeymaster]

Women will be even more annoyed when you tell them: A man doesn’t pay a whore to f~~~ him, he pays her to LEAVE. Who gives a chit if a woman is annoyed anyway? It’s a good sign you’re doing everything right. Can’t stress that enough.

Sometimes I get the feeling that women only get annoyed, bothered or angry at you if you decide to visit an escort is because many may be jealous, Jealous at the fact that somebody ALLOWED you to get it easy from somebody else, because you didn’t need to work for it.

Bitches who think like that can blow me. He DID need to work for it. The only that bothers her is she can’t get away with WITHHOLDING it. What’s the difference between rewarding a girl who lives for the opportunity to say “yes”… then wining and dining the one who’s looking for any opportunity to say no.

When you need or want to get laid in many other non-western countries, women WILL help you – because elsewhere across the globe they will admit to wanting it too. They will set you up with a girlfriend, or may even get down with you. But you think a western bitch wants to see you happy and satisfied? Hell no. Everything she does is about trying to make sure you DON’T get your nut.

It’s a jealously of a different kind.
Every girl who enjoys putting out lowers every whore’s price.

She can’t manipulated a diamond or a marriage proposal out of the guy that’s figured this all out.

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[Cap285Participant 6007]

Boo hoo. Back to an overflowing inbox of potential suitors.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Try showing up at a date where Jabba the Hutt is there to meet you.  Or the Crypt Keeper.

Fuck this planet.

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