Office X-mas Party (Getting The Hell Out)

[Point Of No ReturnParticipant 4074]

Well, I broke a career record today for managing to spend the least amount of time in the big office x-mas party thingamajijjy. In and out in exactly 1 hour and 48 minutes. At one point, I thought to myself, “Just look at this, everybody’s had a few and is wrapped in their own thing, either on their bloody iPhone (where I work it’s like 85% female [those are the breaks], or there in the corner chatting up some broad, or strutting around like a peac~~~, or maybe even brown-nosing it somewhere where I can’t even see them. … I’m a damned MGHOW! So, here’s now to just go and act like one!” So I go over to my boss and say “Have a nice weekend.”, notice that no one’s looking at me for a couple of minutes after that salute… so, POOF… in a flash I’m up stairs grabbing my s~~~ and heading out the front doors. Then moments later there I am walking down the street having a quiet chuckle to myself thinking about the cute one that came over to me to test the waters and thinks I’ll still be around when she comes back eyeing for me (because I feigned interest for the hellery of it)… Heh heh… No way baby! YOU’VE BEEN ICED OUT! #ICETHEMOUT

Know when it is your duty to give them zero explanations for your actions.

[Point Of No ReturnParticipant 4074]

Say guys, what are your records for least time spent wasted at the big office x-mas party? There’s gotta be some better times out there than mine.

Know when it is your duty to give them zero explanations for your actions.

[Anonymous 54]

Point Of No Return wrote:

Say guys, what are your records for least time spent wasted at the big office x-mas party? There’s gotta be some better times out there than mine.

10 minutes to score the secretary.

My younger days…..

[foolsgoldParticipant 5645]

No record to report. I’ve never been to a company x-mas party and never will.

[MonkParticipant 16985]

Haven’t been to one since 1989.

[Prophet MicahParticipant 1972]

Point Of No Return wrote:

Say guys, what are your records for least time spent wasted at the big office x-mas party?

Never been to any office parties. We had squadron christmas parties w/ kegs lol. I’d have a small ice chest big enough to carry 4 – 24oz glass mugs, pre-freezed and iced down. Go to party, rotate through the 4 glasses, and 5th fill up for the slanted walk back to the dorms!
It was always considered “Mandatory Fun” so the young enlistees were forced to make an appearance. I’d drink and dash, 35 or 40 min maybe.

No Wife - No Strife

[joetechParticipant]

The last time I went to a company Christmas party (in the early 90’s) the boss was hitting on my wife. I haven’t been to one since.

"Don't follow in my footsteps...I stepped in something."

[ChristopherParticipant 2478]

Last one 4 me was years ago I was a consultant (in my field consultants were sometime hired to do what government departments polluted with dozens of highly paid bitch idiots and coffee break 11’ers are unable to – this era of bloated government is part of a system that is unsustainable – now their budgets are more f~~~ed and under strain from daft political policies in europe and they cant afford consultants the whole thing is eating itself from the inside – end of rant :-))

anyway the ‘paaartay’ included an eye opening stampede of painted c~~~s, primadonnas and manginas rushing for the free food and lots of self entitled nonsense from the bitches – a catapult would have made the evening more entertaining for me – i left early content in the knowledge i would never go a xmas ‘paaartay’ again.

Peace.

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[Anonymous 12]

My record? Just not going. So 0 seconds flat.

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