NYC now recognizes 31 gender identities

[KeymasterKeymaster]

My type is not on that list I’m outraged, I am a steel beam.

That’s nice. Hello! I’m a tomato. That means I identify as a non-cucumber. It’s nice to meet you.

Wanna see me eat an apple and s~~~ a fruit salad?

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[Anonymous 11]

I am a trans-Bottle Nosed Dolphin on odd numbered days and a cis-Mediterranean Gecko on even numbered days. I want a law for me! Whaaaaaaah!

[FullMetalExoParticipant 2383]

I’m speechless.
At moments like this Im really glad I live not in US, this is too much, too crazy.

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[Anonymous 1]

I identify as a non combatant paraplegic that won 3 golds in ‘track and field’ in the fall of f~~~ knows when.

Right, enough from me on this thread ha.

[Prefer Peace to PieceParticipant 10809]

Can you imagine the legal quagmire? It’s my understanding that employers have to award “points” for different genders. So let’s say a lesbian feminist is awarded 2 points for her gender, while a gender blender or drag queen is awarded 4 points- can you imagine the discrimination lawsuits companies will face if one gender is afforded preference over another gender? (Dang, I knew I should have been a gender blender last week when I applied for a job. Beaten out by a drag queen again) As a country, we may be circling the bowl on this one.

[Tiga KParticipant 1693]

@ redpillbile, KM, C-Pig, and joller

You need to check your privilege! My gender identity doesn’t have a word to describe it in the English language! I am tormented everyday by the fact that I can not express my gender identity since this stupid racist, sexist language doesn’t provide me with a word to describe my gender identity!

….. Whoops. False alarm, my non-cumcumber friends. I just remembered that its been over six days since I clipped my toenails; I am now a glutton free pretzal inside of lesbian that is trapped in a cyborg which is cursed with the appearance of a man. Time to update my social media accounts and tell the world how special and victimized I am!

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