NORMAN

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5068]

There’s a man down our way
Whose steps inept
And hasn’t much to say

See him early and bright
With a top too tight
And a face full of plight

Keeps to himself
Never smiles from the mouth
Nor looks in the best of health

Squeezes his meat
Into the car seat

An engine and four wheels
Complete with a bottle of gin
And his daily meals

There’s a creep driving down our road
A black sheep
Living in a four-walled abode

Ginger fingers on a tin shell
Emanating a people repellent smell

There’s a weirdo that works at our place
That hasn’t anywhere else to go
And has a freckled face

Works at the back
Loading sack after sack

Does nights
Looks frightening in the daylight

There’s something resembling a male coming down our street

The curtain twitchers come to take a peek
They’re certain they have never seen anything like it…….at least not this week

[hmskl’dParticipant 6408]

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

… curtain twitchers come to take a peek
They’re certain they have never seen anything like it…….at least not this week

[Branched offParticipant 10935]

Like it Colin. Thanks

When art touches on a universal truth with a bit of humour it is good.

A man who keeps himself to himself and is not a hot chad like guy is clearly a weirdo, a loser and a perv, probably dangerous too. Every nosey woman knows this universally accepted truth. Every such man who keeps himself to himself also knows that women have nothing to offer him, otherwise he would join the beta queue and be awarded the partonising “nice guy” label.

A woman is like fire -fun to play with, can warm you through and cook your food, needs constant feeding, can burn you and consume all you own

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5068]

hmskl’d wrote:

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

… curtain twitchers come to take a peekThey’re certain they have never seen anything like it…….at least not this week

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Good vid, I know who you are, but I will keep it under lid!

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5068]

Branched off wrote:

Like it Colin. Thanks
When art touches on a universal truth with a bit of humour it is good.
A man who keeps himself to himself and is not a hot chad like guy is clearly a weirdo, a loser and a perv, probably dangerous too. Every nosey woman knows this universally accepted truth. Every such man who keeps himself to himself also knows that women have nothing to offer him, otherwise he would join the beta queue and be awarded the partonising “nice guy” label.

Thanks Norman. I didn’t reply on my other poem, but have taken on board what you said.
Keep vexing and perplexing the curtain twitchers buddy!

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