No Whales in the Savannah Ocean

[Greg HondaParticipant 6406]

So CP took me to downtown Savannah and I was expecting a wild safari of wandering Blubaloes and beached Landwhales, but hardly any to be seen. I seriously started to doubt the authenticity of many claims that this country is overrun with beasts. CP was a little worried and wanted to take me to Whalemart to prove how bad the situation was, but I took this as cheating.

I’ve gotta’ say the local wildlife in the day at least in downtown Savannah was perfectly acceptable and I had no need to call 911 for eye bleach.

You guys been s~~~tin’ me all along?

It's Time to get Wise

[PistolPeteParticipant 27143]

Did you forget the Walmart we visited? Good God there were some beast there! See its all that southern cooking; even the fat chicks start to look GOOD! HA HA!

[Anonymous 11]

I told y’all they call us Yankees. We ran out of beer so Whalemart here we come.

[PistolPeteParticipant 27143]

Careful man…it pains me to say it as a good German but I’m pretty sure that Brit could put me right under the table.

[Solo MAN’S WisdomParticipant]

Greg Honda wrote:

You guys been s~~~tin’ me all along?

Be patient, Honda. They are slowly dragging you in to their orbit with a gravitational pull.

When you smell baked bread, it’s too late.

When women lead, destruction is the destination. -- Me.

[TattooDaveParticipant 6952]

CP is like the rest of us (when the car is broken and we take it to the mechanic never acts up)

Listen to the men who tell you to be patient,

You’re also going to a very warm place where the hotties are out in force much like the police. Look for what he’s telling you

I can see their heads have been twisted and fed with worthless foam from the mouth. Bob d

[joetechParticipant]

Have you guys been giving him moonshine? There’s plenty of whales at our Whalemart, too, but we have a few gazelles as well here in the upstate. You’ll see, Greg.

"Don't follow in my footsteps...I stepped in something."

[Jan SobieskiParticipant 28791]

They swim in sweet tea. They are there.

Love is just alimony waiting to happen. Visit mgtow.com.

[Greg HondaParticipant 6406]

Just got back from Whalemart in CP’s last ditch attempt to prove a point and he failed miserably. There were even hotter chicks in there than downtown Savannah. Must make it difficult for local guys to avoid being manipulated. We were looking for Bull Elephants and only saw Gazelles.

It's Time to get Wise

[Heave-Ho MgtowParticipant 1797]

It’s an illusion GH. it’s like a bizarro world where everything southern is sweet as pecan pie, and the sweet tea they swim in that Jan describes, is a nice tan color, plus they are slim, pretty, feminine. Turn on the light, and they are tatted out feminatzi with the buda bulge. You visited MGTOW heaven and the universe is trying to perpetuate the species. F~~~ that.

skip the cavernous vag and go your own way

[Mr. ManParticipant 2916]

Savannah is a big money town with a prestigious art school (SCAD) that caters to the trust fund crowd, so naturally you’re going to see some fine talent.

Just you wait until you hit up a working class area of town. Oh, just you wait.

[Pedal, run, rowParticipant]

It is a beautiful city though. All the parks, and the trees with moss hanging down, the brick sidewalks and streets, the Antebellum era architecture. I was only there for a day, but I loved it.

[Anonymous 11]

Mr. Man wrote:

Savannah is a big money town with a prestigious art school (SCAD) that caters to the trust fund crowd

Nailed it to the wall. There is a lot of poverty here too though.

Whales don’t like hot weather.

[HitmanParticipant]

oh they’re out there…
they’re out there…
.
i could have chosen a FAR worse image than this one,
so many to choose from,
but i like you guys and didn’t want to scar retinal tissue..

[Pedal, run, rowParticipant]

Ughhh ^^^^

I think this is what GH saw while he was there… in fact isn’t that him next in line? 🙂

I took the image down because it was borderline acceptable. Let’s just say it was eye candy for those who like fit and trim women.

[Anonymous 42]

Greg, trade in your Honda for a Mack Truck with flatbed 40ft. trailer and drive to Massachusetts, Home of the New England Land Whalers, my friend is one of them. We’ll have you all loaded up with 80 tons of pure land-whale blubber within 10 minutes of your arrival! Why do you think I’m prepared to make biodiesel???

I would have the b~~~~ to ask her if I could get a better look and to please bend over, I think she would giggle and comply! Can’t keep ANIMAL locked away forever! My luck her face looks like the surface of the MOON!

Pedal, run, row wrote:

I took the image down because it was borderline acceptable. Let’s just say it was eye candy for those who like fit and trim women.

I put it back up and I’m not taking down because I like fit and trim women! They’re THE ONLY KIND I LIKE!

[Anonymous 0]

Well Greg….I spent a summer in South Carolina in my previous life and land whales was all I saw. Do not be fooled.

When the ground starts shake and bricks fall out of buildings you will know they are near. Lol

[PistolPeteParticipant 27143]

OK HOW much beer did Greg have before going to W-mart? The beer goggles must be on!

[Anonymous 11]

PistolPete wrote:

OK HOW much beer did Greg have before going to W-mart? The beer goggles must be on!

We were stone cold sober. I really tried to show him a land whale, but they weren’t out swimming today. The hottest looking one I saw was a young Muslim woman in full Hajib escorted by a man who looked like her brother. This is a very diverse place.

Greg did eat some boiled peanuts and loved them so I bestow the title of Honorary Southerner upon him.

[sidecarParticipant 35862]

Greg Honda wrote:

I’ve gotta’ say the local wildlife in the day at least in downtown Savannah was perfectly acceptable and I had no need to call 911 for eye bleach.

Try talking to some of them. You’ll see…

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