Ninja Kitty

[LowKeyParticipant 702]

Have you ever had those inevitable interactions with those unreasonable creatures known as women?

Well…

FRET NO MORE

Our company have designed an innovative product to help you lead a happier and better life !

Introducing “Ninja Kitty”

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-IGN

Just toss this buggers at women and while she is distracted by the awful cuteness, you make a run for it like a cheetah on steroids.

-Portable
-100% Adorkable
-Easy to use
-MGTOW Approved

You Are Most Certainly Welcome !

Disclosure: The above is not to be taken seriously as it is almost friday so time to lighten up

Don't let defeat, defeat you; Let defeat be your greatest teacher.

[RoyDalParticipant]

Have you field tested this? I sense a possible danger.

My dog is a chick magnet. I don’t really mind, but it makes me think the ninja kitty might have the same effect: The woman you are trying to get rid of might chase you down and demand a dinner date just because you had a ninja kitty.

Society asks MGTOWs: Why are you not making more tax-slaves?

[ILiveAgainParticipant]

RoyDal wrote:

Have you field tested this? I sense a possible danger.
My dog is a chick magnet. I don’t really mind, but it makes me think the ninja kitty might have the same effect: The woman you are trying to get rid of might chase you down and demand a dinner date just because you had a ninja kitty.

Give it a penis and food stamps in it’s paw. That should get rid of them …. oh no …. wait …. they’ll rob the food stamps.

[MaxParticipant 887]

I became a MGTOW because this was the only logical solution for a man survive in a world replete of gynocentrism and biased against men!

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