New Year's Resolutions

[ResidentEvil7Participant 9540]

Welcome to the new decade, men. What are all your goals and promises you made for yourselves for the new year?

Me: Lose weight and get stronger; keep away from women; try to get a job or start an at-home business; and make my brotherhood with my best friend stronger.

What are all your New Year’s resolutions?

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[foolsgoldParticipant 5640]

See how many women I can bang without a condom. See how many women I can impregnate. See how many men I can p!$$ off by banging their wives, girlfriends, or fiancé.
Just kidding. I have one goal in mind every year- STAY MONK

[TwistParticipant]

I’m hoping for a soulmate to complete me.

Absent that, getting my handicap back to a single digit.

[GrumpyParticipant]

I resolve to be more sociable.
I can absolutely resolve that as most New Years Resolutions are never kept. This is one that I can completely follow through in not keeping.

There was a time in my life when I gave a fuck. Now you have to pay ME for it

[SwimcatParticipant 3589]

Twist wrote:

I’m hoping for a soulmate to complete me.
Absent that, getting my handicap back to a single digit.

Amen to that

[Gravel PitParticipant]

haha, yall are funny. My resolution is to not be haggled. They need to pay what Im asking because its an honest price and Im worth it. I have an inferior complex like that, people pleaser, capitulate too easy. Fvck that. People need to pay me or else they can fvck off.

[Branched offParticipant 10923]

Gravel Pit wrote:

haha, yall are funny. My resolution is to not be haggled. They need to pay what Im asking because its an honest price and Im worth it. I have an inferior complex like that, people pleaser, capitulate too easy. Fvck that. People need to pay me or else they can fvck off.

Yeah its funny how getting haggled if you have a skill, often ruins the job for you, often makes you give bad customer service and can lead to a bad eventual outcome for the customer too because you sure as anything ain’t going the second mile when you have been haggled for the first one but sometimes the second mile is needed to get the job doe right. That is a really good resolution. I am pretty good at not getting haggled these days but it comes from being too busy to take cheap work as well as having learned from experience.

Plans for me this year -at some point go out to try to shoot a 12 point red stag (it will have to be somewhere not local as there are none round here), improve my archery, do some flint knapping.

A woman is like fire -fun to play with, can warm you through and cook your food, needs constant feeding, can burn you and consume all you own

[Gravel PitParticipant]

Thanks, hope you bag that deer buddy

Colin has a similar resolution, to bag a 12 toed red head. Both challenging prospects, as its hard to count toes through shoes..

[Branched offParticipant 10923]

Gravel Pit wrote:

Thanks, hope you bag that deer buddy

Thanks mate. I hope you enjoy turning smart arsed middle class hagglers down and watch their frustration that their smooth manipulative skills didn’t work that time.

A woman is like fire -fun to play with, can warm you through and cook your food, needs constant feeding, can burn you and consume all you own

[The Black ScorpionParticipant 2143]

2020 is the year I pay off my mortgage.

The greatest tragedy in life is to spend your whole life fishing only to discover that it was not fish you were after. - Henry David Thoreau

[TaxGuyParticipant]

Gravel Pit wrote:

Colin has a similar resolution, to bag a 12 toed red head. Both challenging prospects, as its hard to count toes through shoes..

Are the other two camel toes? Is that how you get to 12?

Best line I’ve heard about being haggled:

I charge $200 per hour

Will you do it for $100?

Nope. I don’t need practice.

The other one I’ve used before is to ask them if they really want to be my worst customer. Because with that will be my worst customer service. You’ll get passed by for someone who pays more per hour, which is literally everyone else. If you want to be the last priority in my life then maybe we can talk that out. Otherwise the price is the price.

Order the good wine

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5066]

Gravel Pit wrote:

Thanks, hope you bag that deer buddy
Colin has a similar resolution, to bag a 12 toed red head. Both challenging prospects, as its hard to count toes through shoes..

Well, more a 12 toed rag head to be honest.

MY resolution is to have even more enemies. I want the remaining 1% of homo’s to despise me.

[Gravel PitParticipant]

exactly, Branched and Taxguy get it. “thank you” doesnt pay the bills.

when they purchase something from me, its a frontloaded deal for them, they pay up. For me, its a back loaded deal, I take on a commitment. The amount they pay me is directly proportional to the amount of “give a sh!t” I have later if Im needed.

And Branched is right, if you dont charge enough, and something goes awry and you have to doublendown on your labor without reimbursement… well, now you just worked for a loss!

Charge what your worth! Learn to let them walk! Its not worth it, literally.

Colin, dont worry mate. Eventually, everything we saw on the show Red Dwarf will come true. All of it! Virtual Reality porn, Luck Virus serum, even Rimmer World, with endless clones of a man who sexes himself. God save the queen!

[Sky-OParticipant 18934]

I don’t make new year resolutions

I consciously live every day in an active state of ongoing improvement and evolution.

Some of my habits might even seem contrary to the improvement aspect of my philosophy: Like getting wasted, smoking weed and ingesting drugs.

But in a world that is so systematically controlled on multiple levels – I consider my existence alone an act of defiance against that control. And I feel that my freedom and lack of responsibility is the only way to truly fight back in a way that reclaims the remaining years of my life that I may have.

Staying on course in 2020 with the primary mission objectives of Sky-0’s Operation: Wings of Destiny

Going to continue going to concerts with a few bands already on my schedule (Symphony X, Hammerfall, Flotsam & Jetsam) – Getting hammered as much as my body will allow – taking skydiving to the next level – hiking – snowboarding this winter – studying the works of Ludwig von Mises and Murray Rothbard and maintaining perimeter defenses against any pumpkin infiltration attempts.

[EGParticipant 1851]

Stick to keto.

[SpiderHerderParticipant 3755]

Nope. When I want to change something, I just do it right away. I don’t wait for the first day of the year.

[AwakenedParticipant 35200]

I’m just using this time as a good time to re-set my food choices, and mix up my exercise routine a lil bit.

I’m also trying to just find NEW ways to just Give Fewer Fu(ks about MORE things in “life”.

Mental Clarity, Calmness, and Contentment would also be nice lil add-ons…..LOL LOL

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[Lone Wolf83Participant 825]

1. Stay monk mode
2. Find a new job
3. Try to be more sociable
4. Take better care of myself by eating well and exercise

If it has tits or tires, you know you're going to have problems.

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