new monopoly game

[bladeParticipant]

My new invention of monopoly. I would change community chess to family court.Cards in this pile would include.Must pay lawyer and legal fee’s. Judge is only going to take 50%of assets.You don’t get to keep house, must go to nearest player on the board.Chance cards could include…You have been tazerd by white knight cops,miss two turns.you have been a chad must pay for two abortions.You have been a mangina must pay for tatts and hair dye.water works could be doc’s. ….you have been accussed of child abuse must give property to ex and kids and move back ten spaces.Go to jail,go dirrectly to jail for false rape.You might once in a while get a good card from the chance pile….you have been cleared of dv and ex must pay court costs which goes to nearest player on the board.

Any one else have some funny idea’s for a new age monopoly game.

THE PLANTATION HAS NOW TURNED INTO THE KILLING FIELDS . WOMAN ARE NOW ROLLING CAMBODIAN STYLE .

[Sky-OParticipant 18953]

VAG-opoly

Land on Argument Avenue. Police show up. The guy is going to jail.

Infidelity Street:
She cheated again and comes home with a load running down her face.

The Chance cards changed to new things you need to buy to maintain access to her vagina.

Any houses or hotels that are put up require surrendering via a court order and quit claim deed after going around the board twice.

Collect $200 when passing Go: But have to spend all of it on lawyers, child support and alimony.

[bladeParticipant]

I am going to employ you

THE PLANTATION HAS NOW TURNED INTO THE KILLING FIELDS . WOMAN ARE NOW ROLLING CAMBODIAN STYLE .

[Chaff/FlareParticipant 3235]

LOL! Make it big enough so my fleshlight can be my playing piece.

When you find yourself in the majority, it's time to reflect.

[joetechParticipant]

I imagine redesigning the Game of Life. Remember that one guys. With a special turnout for divorce. I actually tried to create a monopoly game called crashoploy, right after the 08 crash. It took too long to play…oh well. It was a funny idea, though.

"Don't follow in my footsteps...I stepped in something."

[RusskyParticipant 13503]

I came up with the name: Monogamy )))))

proud carrier of the 'why?' chromosome

[ResidentEvil7Participant 9586]

You can call it Marriage-Opoly. Hey, they made a version where you can make your own edition.

I like to create a Resident Evil Monopoly. Charge players high rent and put them in jail.

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