NEW GIRLFRIEND

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5068]

I have a new girlfriend, she saved me from a life of strife and debauchery, a God send

Stroll hand in hand, with a crop top chopped exposing a belly the shape of a sausage roll, people can’t understand.

She is my special unicorn, every time I see her in the flesh I get the horn

Varicose veins, weight gain, a mullet mane that makes her look like Rik Flair but I don’t care.

Spend spend spend, lend and lend, endless idle chatter that never ends, I have a new girlfriend

Meet the family for afternoon tea, where she coyly plays footsie whilst Mater serves the potater and enquires all about me

Two hours later, all that fuss causes pain to the Hippocampus. I politely decline another glass of wine and hit the dust

Back in the bedsit, watch from the window a blue tit take a s~~~. Realise she ain’t the one, talks non-stop on and on. Time to change address and be long gone, I had a girlfriend but she was only pretend, a real one would send me around the bend.

[Gravel PitParticipant]

I like it. you’re in the zone today

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5068]

Gravel Pit wrote:

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Ta. How it is gaping in Dallas. Hope them cowboys ain’t giving you any grief.

[Gravel PitParticipant]

Cowgirls play the Titans on Monday. They prolly win. Who cares though…

I go about my daily errands…17 miles a day on the Gravel Bicycle

troll some s~~~tykids on Youtube and p~~~ off some fellow mgtowers here.

a daily cult meeting at the AA group. Recite the prayers and have a thought.

dinner is salad and some scrambled eggs, maybe a bagel for dessert

reading a book about hiking the Appalachian Trail

about midnight I rub one out on tippie-toes over the bathroom sink. Gets the lead out.

wake up and slam some coffee and do it all over again… cant complain, no crazy t~~~ putting me on a emo-roller coaster

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5068]

Gravel Pit wrote:

Cowgirls play the Titans on Monday. They prolly win. Who cares though…
I go about my daily errands…17 miles a day on the Gravel Bicycle
troll some s~~~tykids on Youtube and p~~~ off some fellow mgtowers here.
a daily cult meeting at the AA group. Recite the prayers and have a thought.
dinner is salad and some scrambled eggs, maybe a bagel for dessert
reading a book about hiking the Appalachian Trail
about midnight I rub one out on tippie-toes over the bathroom sink. Gets the lead out.
wake up and slam some coffee and do it all over again… cant complain, no crazy t~~~ putting me on a emo-roller coaster

Sounds epic. Me, I am trying to give up chopping, but them tadpoles don’t want to stay in these wrinkled ginger tea-bags.
Keep fisting the f~~~ers matey!

[Gravel PitParticipant]

about the time you show up, I’m headed out the door for the bicycle ride! LOL. Or else Id stay here and give you a hard time.

Hermit’s here today. be well Colin Combover!

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5068]

Gravel Pit wrote:

about the time you show up, I’m headed out the door for the bicycle ride! LOL. Or else Id stay here and give you a hard time.
Hermit’s here today. be well Colin Combover!

Make sure you wear a helmet(on your big head!), and watch out for those Hilary supporters.

[Anonymous 38]

Ooh this one is good. Nice!

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5068]

Anonymous wrote:

Ooh this one is good. Nice quote]

Many more in the Amygdala. Yeah baby!

[JVBParticipant]

Taking the p~~~. Nice 1 Col.

Peace is > piece.

[DanceMyOwnWayParticipant 2097]

Nice poem 🙂

If you fall down 7 times, get up 8

[Anonymous 1]

I just got a new Girlfriend too (Judy). I’m having her over for Christmas Dinner. You know meet the parents and all that…

[Puffin StuffParticipant 24979]

Fantastic poem. You have talent.

Anonymous wrote:

I just got a new Girlfriend too (Judy). I’m having her over for Christmas Dinner. You know meet the parents and all that…

It gives new meaning to the word “BlowPop”

#icethemout; Remember Thomas Ball. He died for your children.

[bladeParticipant]

THE PLANTATION HAS NOW TURNED INTO THE KILLING FIELDS . WOMAN ARE NOW ROLLING CAMBODIAN STYLE .

[ViciouscunningtreacherousParticipant 823]

Most excellent Colin. Funny prose. You should publish a book of mgtow poems. Now that would be great literature mate.

For in much wisdom is much grief, and he who increases knowledge increases sorrow.

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5068]

JVB wrote:

Taking the p~~~. Nice 1 Col.

Rather than on the p~~~. A changed specimen!

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5068]

DanceMyOwnWay wrote:

Nice poem [/quote

Cheers.

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5068]

Anonymous wrote:

I just got a new Girlfriend too (Judy). I’m having her over for Christmas Dinner. You know meet the parents and all that…

Cherish her, don’t let your love deflate.

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5068]

Puffin Stuff wrote:

Fantastic poem. You have talent.

Wizard’s Pupil wrote:

I just got a new Girlfriend too (Judy). I’m having her over for Christmas Dinner. You know meet the parents and all that…

It gives new meaning to the word “BlowPop”

Thanks.

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5068]

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No baby!

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