My New Philosophy: Personalityism

[UintatheriumParticipant 1861]

Hi guys. I have an announcement to make. I have discovered the meaning of life and so I have created a new philosophy. I call it “Personalityism”.

According to Personalityism, George Carlin was right when he said “People are f~~~ing boring.” The meaning of life is to be as interesting as possible in order to rid the world of boredom once and for all.

I don’t care much for formal logic anymore. When I make a decision, I don’t think “What would be the most logical choice?” Instead, I think “What sort of zany scheme would a rascal like Uintatherium come up with?”

The world is currently in a boredom epidemic. That’s why Trump got elected. People voted for him because he is fun to watch even when he is wrong. That’s why Alex Jones is so popular. He’s funny even when he is wrong about something.

I want to be a larger-than-life character like Trump, Alex Jones, The Amazing Atheist or Maddox. I want to be a real-life version of Bender from Futurama … or Mr. Plinkett from Red Letter Media … or one of these other characters. http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/LargeHam

What is the meaning of life? The meaning of life is to end up on this page.
VVV
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/LargeHam/RealLife

Who’s with me?

MGTOW: because you can (and should) say anything about a woman as long as she isn't within earshot

[ExecrationParticipant 1496]

I think starting with the notion people are boring, assessing that being your own individual is of absolute neccessity and then pointing out you want to be like someone else who is being who they are runs into a paradox.

Just be yourself. Different people will call you boring and exciting depending on who you ask.

[Writing Desk RavenParticipant 460]

Uintatherium wrote:

The world is currently in a boredom epidemic. That’s why Trump got elected. People voted for him because he is fun to watch even when he is wrong. That’s why Alex Jones is so popular. He’s funny even when he is wrong about something.

Not to dismantle your argument out of the gate, but that’s not why Trump was elected and it’s not why Alex Jones has gained so much popularity.

The world isn’t bored. It’s peaceful.

And that’s still not enough for women, so they’ve accelerated their self-aggrandizement. Men are fed up with their s~~~ and it galvanized a portion of women into cutting their losses and trying to get the rest of the hive to quiet the f~~~ down before the only thing supporting them decides to leave them out in the cold.

I’m all for you being a real-life version of Bender. Seriously, please do that and take pictures.

But your philosophy’s foundation is built on sand if you think the popularity of Trump, Jones, TAA, or any of the rest has to do with boredom. Or that boredom even plays into what’s wrong with modern society. People have been bored for millennia, but it actually gave us cool stuff like gladiatorial combat and civilization and technology — maybe this is what women as a collective do with boredom, then? You’d have a solid argument if you made that case.

"Almost the main work of life is to come out of our selves, out of the little dark prison we are all born in... The danger is that of coming to love the prison." ~ C.S. Lewis

[ExecrationParticipant 1496]

Also popularity stems from you being what people want you to be. Be patient in deciding what you want.

Wisest words of advice I ever received from someone.

Find out what you want, then , really find out what you want.

[TuneoutParticipant]

Writing Desk Raven wrote:

The world isn’t bored. It’s peaceful.

I wouldn’t exactly say that brother,lol

The world wants change which is why Trump was elected and Britain got out of the EU.

As for the meaning of life,why should it have one,is existence not enough?

I say find your own meaning and then live it.

Lifes a bitch,but you don't have to marry one!

[Joey AlfioParticipant]

Uintatherium wrote:

The world is currently in a boredom epidemic. That’s why Trump got elected. People voted for him because he is fun to watch even when he is wrong. That’s why Alex Jones is so popular. He’s funny even when he is wrong about something.

Imagine you have a pest problem in your home. What would you do to remedy it?

Δεν υπάρχει τίποτε αδύνατο γι’ αυτόν που θα προσπαθήσει. - Μέγας Αλέξανδρος

[UintatheriumParticipant 1861]

Joey Alfio wrote:

Uintatherium wrote:

The world is currently in a boredom epidemic. That’s why Trump got elected. People voted for him because he is fun to watch even when he is wrong. That’s why Alex Jones is so popular. He’s funny even when he is wrong about something.

Imagine you have a pest problem in your home. What would you do to remedy it?

I beat up the pests using karate.

MGTOW: because you can (and should) say anything about a woman as long as she isn't within earshot

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