My new line with women

[TaxGuyParticipant]

I’d tell you a joke about my dick, but you’re never gonna get it.

Order the good wine

[foolsgoldParticipant 5646]

In my blue pill days I would help them move something heavy for them than say ” That was the heaviest thing I had to lift since I took a leak this morning.” Some of them thought it was funny. Most didn’t.

[Anonymous 43]

ummm let us know how that works out for ya

[TaxGuyParticipant]

Anonymous wrote:

ummm let us know how that works out for ya

Well, if it p~~~es her off and she leaves me alone, then it works out perfect for me. If she actually laughs and gets the joke, then at least she has a sense of humor, which works out perfect for me.

Order the good wine

[Anonymous 42]

Back in the 80s’ this was the only line that worked with women;

[Solo MAN’S WisdomParticipant]

Anonymous wrote:

Back in the 80s’ this was the only line that worked with women;

It was because of the money, right, Tower?? Was it the money?? I think it was the money.

When women lead, destruction is the destination. -- Me.

[Ranger OneParticipant 16836]

But a one-dollar bill is kind of sad. At least use a $20.

All my life I've had doubts about who I am, where I belonged. Now I'm like the arrow that springs from the bow. No hesitation, no doubts. The path is clear. And what are you? Alive. Everything else is negotiable. Women have rights; men have responsibilities; MGTOW have freedom. Marriage is for chumps. If someone stands in the way of true justice, you simply walk up behind them and stab them in the heart-R'as al Ghul.

[PistolPeteParticipant 27143]

I think Tower has it right—but it is a funny line. I think most women would never understand that joke!

[MGTOW KnightParticipant 7477]

PistolPete wrote:

I think Tower has it right—but it is a funny line. I think most women would never understand that joke!

Sad but so true!

Fuck bitches... literally and metaphorically

[HitmanParticipant]

Tax guy .
That was great!
I’m stealing it !
Thanks

[Anonymous 42]

Ranger One wrote:

But a one-dollar bill is kind of sad. At least use a $20.

The price of coke and how fast it disappeared a motherf~~~er was lucky if he had a dollar, otherwise he was digging around in the trash for a McDonalds straw.

PistolPete wrote:

I think Tower has it right—but it is a funny line. I think most women would never understand that joke!

Women have no sense of humor, that’s a fact.

[TaxGuyParticipant]

Hitman wrote:

Tax guy .
That was great!
I’m stealing it !
Thanks

Quick edit: I’d tell you a joke about my dick, but it’s too long and you’re never going to get it.

Order the good wine

[ShineParticipant 1696]

TaxGuy wrote:

hitman wrote:

Tax guy .
That was great!
I’m stealing it !
Thanks

Quick edit: I’d tell you a joke about my dick, but it’s too long and you’re never going to get it.

Now thats funny, classic dick humour.

"Society is to blame" Denton

[Sky-OParticipant 18936]

My line for years has been, when a slut mentions ‘I have a boyfriend’

I respond with ‘That’s great, I have a goldfish’

And when they ask what that means, I just say ‘I thought we were talking about things that are irrelevant’

[BokehParticipant 65]

I’ve been waiting to try “Sorry, I’m not emotionally available.”

I just want to see how they react.

[hdvrodParticipant 1109]

The best c~~~ repellent so far for me has been:

“Hi”
“Hold on, I’m busy right now”
“Busy doing what?”
“Minding my own business”

Works every time and I always get a chuckle out of it.

Anyway communication, real open communication, is not wanted or even required in a relationship. Women cannot handle fully open and honest communication, plus most perceive it as a weakness on the part of a man. All that is required is catering to her whims, and even then nothing is certain. There is no way to be sure of having a successful relationshit with a woman. MGTaoist

[MGTOW KnightParticipant 7477]

hdvrod wrote:

The best c~~~ repellent so far for me has been:

“Hi”
“Hold on, I’m busy right now”
“Busy doing what?”
“Minding my own business”

Works every time and I always get a chuckle o

This is gold right here! +10*

Fuck bitches... literally and metaphorically

[sidecarParticipant 35837]

Ranger One wrote:

But a one-dollar bill is kind of sad. At least use a $20.

Back in the ’80s that one dollar bill was worth twenty today.

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