My hot intern amuses me

[Viva Pinochet!Participant 29]

My latest intern at the firm is p. hot and has massive fake t~~~. She is a walking daily dose of red pills.

She is 22 and is dating a 19 boy. She is clearly above his league (SMV) and it shows. I remember reading somewhere that SMV disparities always result in some form of explotation, be it constantly demanding sexual favors (Male SMV is considerably higher) OR bulls~~~ power-tripping favors (femle SMV is higher). My intern is a case of the later.

Today she called her BF at around 3 PM and demanded he bring her a snack (“GIMME A SANDWICH”, LOL) at the office. She even went as far as offering ME some as well. Like, wtf? She literally said “Hey, Augusto, don’t you want something to eat?”. Since I was stunned by the offer she clarified that her BF’s parents own a bakery or something. Which is why he is constantly coming here to bring her an afternoon snack/meal. Like, for real. I saw the guy once with my own eyes.

In the end he didn’t come here (again) because he had to be somewhere else and she acted all “understanding” and “caring”. Pretty sure the c~~~ thinks she did him a favor, somehow.

Fun fact: he does NOT live nearby. At all.
Fun fact #2: her friends consider her to be a “model” GF because she doesn’t f~~~ around. C~~~ morality 101: draw the line at “cheating”, do everything else and OMFG YOU’RE A F~~~ING SAINT!!!!!!!!!1111

Jesus…

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[Anonymous 18]

Viva Pinochet! wrote:

her friends consider her to be a “model” GF because she doesn’t f~~~ around

Everything in a woman’s world is temporary.

A beautiful woman’s most cherished possession – her beauty – also fades.

Its just his turn but her bf doesn’t understand the intersexual dynamics.

He will get hurt and learn his lesson. If he is smart be will take turns without any emotional investment in a woman.

[joetechParticipant]

If her boyfriend’s family has a bakery and she’s always calling out for sandwiches, how long before the calories catch up to her?

"Don't follow in my footsteps...I stepped in something."

[BushidoParticipant 637]

Hey brother, sounds like you got a golden opportunity to give your fellow man the Red Pill. Accept your blissfully ignorant intern’s offer (a no-s~~~ bakery sounds like good eats anyway) and get a friendship going with the naive fellow, throw a tip his way for the eats from time to time and in the near future, drop a few red hints his way. If you show him what real appreciation looks like, he may…be persuaded to re-think his situation.

Logic guides your actions, emotion guides your morals. Only you may decide how you use them.

[IRuleMeParticipant]

Bushido wrote:

Hey brother, sounds like you got a golden opportunity to give your fellow man the Red Pill. Accept your blissfully ignorant intern’s offer (a no-s~~~ bakery sounds like good eats anyway) and get a friendship going with the naive fellow, throw a tip his way for the eats from time to time and in the near future, drop a few red hints his way. If you show him what real appreciation looks like, he may…be persuaded to re-think his situation.

Exactly. If she’s offering you food that she’s getting the simp to bring her, she’s probably thinking of monkey branching to you. Women eventually tire of guys who give them everything. She’ll tire of calling him up for free food that he will bring her. Then she’ll be off to the next “challenge”.

[Viva Pinochet!Participant 29]

Iruleme is on point: I too think she might be considering the monkey branch. Specially since she casually asked how much money I make. Not directly, mind you. She was asking me because she was considering her career options yadda yadda yadda. Right 😉

Look, I’m not gonna lie to you guys: given the chance I would def bang her. HOWEVER I have zero intention of having a relationship with her (or anyone else for that matter) aka BEING the branch. It would be pretty funny if she dumped the BF, jumped towards the next branch and found le good ole pump ‘n’ dump instead.

But, nah. I’m not gonna take any action towards getting her to dump her bf. Besides, I’m moving to another unit soon, so that all might be moot. Still funny, tho.

As for redpilling the BF: NO. I’ve been trying to redpill my CLOSEST BROS for several years now to NO AVAIL. If my best bros tell me to f~~~ off every time I try, imagine how a stranger would react. The ONLY progress I ever got so far was one of my bros admitting he would rather be on my shoes (single), but “it’s too late now”, yadda yadda. So, NO.

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[IRuleMeParticipant]

Viva Pinochet! wrote:

Iruleme is on point: I too think she might be considering the monkey branch. Specially since she casually asked how much money I make. Not directly, mind you. She was asking me because she was considering her career options yadda yadda yadda. Right

Look, I’m not gonna lie to you guys: given the chance I would def bang her. HOWEVER I have zero intention of having a relationship with her (or anyone else for that matter) aka BEING the branch. It would be pretty funny if she dumped the BF, jumped towards the next branch and found le good ole pump ‘n’ dump instead.

But, nah. I’m not gonna take any action towards getting her to dump her bf. Besides, I’m moving to another unit soon, so that all might be moot. Still funny, tho.

As for redpilling the BF: NO. I’ve been trying to redpill my CLOSEST BROS for several years now to NO AVAIL. If my best bros tell me to f~~~ off every time I try, imagine how a stranger would react. The ONLY progress I ever got so far was one of my bros admitting he would rather be on my shoes (single), but “it’s too late now”, yadda yadda. So, NO.

When women ask the whole “what do you do, how much do you make”, they’re gauging for relationship/marriage material. Classic monkey branch. When they think you make more than their simps, that’s when the come ons start. And that’s when “pump and dump” mode should be activated.

[AttonParticipant]

Give it 15 years and that mans SMV will rise.

A MGTOW is a man who is not a woman's bitch!

[bigboy83Participant 11312]

The most overrated thing ever?

The Hot Chick.

Shit Tested, Cunt Approved.

[BeerParticipant 11832]

IRuleMe wrote:

And that’s when “pump and dump” mode should be activated.

Maybe under different circumstance but I wouldn’t touch a coworker. Its just too much bulls~~~ waiting to happen. Nothing good will come of it.

[sidecarParticipant 35837]

IRuleMe wrote:

And that’s when “pump and dump” mode should be activated.

That’s when “cover your ass” mode should be activated and you should start documenting every single f~~~ing thing. This is a work environment and false accusations of sexual harassment are a very real thing.

[AkanbiParticipant 2120]

Viva Pinochet! wrote:

C~~~ morality 101: draw the line at “cheating”, do everything else and OMFG YOU’RE A F~~~ING SAINT!!!!!!!!!

^This is my ex bitch’s principle.

Even when she lied to manipulate me and put me through serious mental gymnastics, she still saw herself as the holiest gal just because she’s a virgin and not cheating (that’s what she told me).

My brother make you no follow sheeple o. Look them and Go Your Way.

[narwhalParticipant]

Next time she asks if you want any food, say yes. When he shows up, pay him for the food. Treat him with respect and a nice tip if appropriate. Do all of this in front of her.

That will p~~~ the s~~~ out of her.

Ok. Then do it.

[Viva Pinochet!Participant 29]

Update: seems like the dude crashed his car (well, dad’s car) this morning and called her for support. She is laughing about it right the f~~~ NOW. Guise I’m…wow, just wow.

If you think I’m making this s~~~ up, I don’t blame ya. I’m having a hard time believing myself.

UPDATE/EDIT 2: Holy f~~~. She went on a facebook binge, looking at her friends BF’s and making snide remarks like “wow, how come this f~~~ing whale got to be with THAT hot guy!?”. After that she rushed to help organizing the Office’s Festa Junina*. And set it to a date BEFORE my departure…

It’s like I’m in some s~~~ty movie or smt. Advice?
*: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Festa_Junina

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[Viva Pinochet!Participant 29]

So…today she informed me oficially that she broke up with her BF. Like…wow! As much as I’m very familiar with red pill wisdom, seeing it happen right before your eyes is STILL an almost fantastical thing.

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[IRuleMeParticipant]

See, women hate men. They bag em, tag em, and still drag their name through the mud. No man is good enough for a woman. She could get her friends’ boyfriends and still treat them the same way she treats her current simp. She doesn’t deserve a better man. She deserves to be a lonely cat lady.

In the old days, when the men were at work, the wimmenz would gather round at one person’s house and gossip like hens. Now they’re allowed in the workplace and they take that same henhouse talk to work where they sit around and gossip. They don’t belong. They need to go home and stop interfering in a man’s world and bringing their drama in.

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