My favorite words to say at work

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  • #750903
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    Foolsgold
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    “We don’t have access to that”. It shuts them down immediately and they have to find out who is REALLY at fault. The department I work in and run only has access to what we absolutely need. I made it that way and will keep it that way. My department is almost never accused of any wrongdoing because of limited access. I only have men in my department and that’s how it’s going to stay. I have them practice that sentence often.
    WE DON’T HAVE ACCESS TO THAT. Limits your trips to HR.
    End of rant

    #750950
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    Monk
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    Good thinking.

    Many years ago, I was a departmental manager for a national retail chain.

    Although my job did not require me to handle cash or have access to the safe, it was common for someone in my position to handle cash occasionally.

    However, having seen too many incompetent or crooked senior managers push blame onto someone else, I made sure that it never happened – I was always too busy or somewhere else. I never handled cash and never had the safe keys. Not once.

    Then came the day. The general manager was a c~~~ of the worst sort. Tickbox quota and totally up her own arse. She left the safe open and someone walked in and emptied it.

    The cops asked me a few questions. When I said that my job did not require access and that I had never, ever had access to the safe or keys, that was that.

    Oh, and as you might guess, pussy pass. She wasn’t fired. She was allowed to resign.

    #750951
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    Ranger One
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    Ah, corporate HR.

    Has no clue when screen applicants as to which skills are actually needed for a job, since they have no skills themselves. Their main function is to create a work environment hostile to men.

    All my life I've had doubts about who I am, where I belonged. Now I'm like the arrow that springs from the bow. No hesitation, no doubts. The path is clear. And what are you? Alive. Everything else is negotiable. Women have rights; men have responsibilities; MGTOW have freedom. Marriage is for chumps. If someone stands in the way of true justice, you simply walk up behind them and stab them in the heart-R'as al Ghul.

    #751037
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    MarketWatcher
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    You are very lucky. Men only in the office! Sounds like paradise. My c~~~s need access to everything and it brings so many problems. They just can’t stay out of it.

    #751163
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    It'sallbs
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    You are very lucky. Men only in the office! Sounds like paradise. My c~~~s need access to everything and it brings so many problems. They just can’t stay out of it.

    Go dam right.

    I started a new job today and jacked it in after 4 hours.

    Funny how they never show one one’s working environment and team mates at the interview.

    This morning I was shown into a low ceilinged, windowless dingy as f~~~ claustrophobic as fcuk room a the back of one of the units with a few mangina simps and cackling women over 35 and in their late 40s.

    One had particularly nasty biatch written all over her face-glared me out straight away – I ghosted and din’t stare her down.

    I was sat next to an early twenty something blob who was supposed to be showing me the quotation system and CRM system, she did nothing but talk on the phone to her mate sin the warehouse.

    I let the fact that I know more about virtually all systems and both end user and channel sales that these uselsss cnts and simps ever will went unexpressed- I thought play the game BS, play the game.

    Also the office was freazing as there was no proper heating just air con that the MD did not allow to be turned above 18 on the thermostat. Outside it was -4 was -6 last night.

    To be fair it was fcuking cold in there and even the lads were shivering but this one fat biatch just would not stop loudly moaning.

    She kept standing up and sticking her fat ass out at me then bumping her knee into me.

    Next thing I went to get a coffee and was followed in to a tiny kitchen just big enough for 1.5 people with the door shut.

    This 44 plus hag starting trying to talk to me about how she was self concious of her eyebrows she had just had done.

    Hell I need money but fcuk me – it was bad enough the no window tiny dingy office that was obviously once a storage area at the back of one of the units(don’t laugh but I’m a bad claustrophobic- go on laugh it up at big bad It’sallbs being a soft cnt) -I’d have put up with that s~~~ for the money – i use plane s and lifts all the time. Anyone 6 foot or over would not have been able to stand up right- I’m 5’11 and my hair at times touched the ceiling -I s~~~ you not.

    But the cackling biatches and the hag talking to me about her eye brows and the way I heard other sales reps talking on the phone to customers-“hiya mate -I was like f~~~ this s~~~.

    Still i learned a lesson always ask to see where you will actually be working -not just the board room one is interveiwed in.

    If you can help it don’t work with tuna and certainly never for a tuna…

    http://www.leavemeansleave.eu

    #751177
    Colin Combover in a Coma
    Colin Combover in a Coma
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    You are very lucky. Men only in the office! Sounds like paradise. My c~~~s need access to everything and it brings so many problems. They just can’t stay out of it.

    Go dam right.

    I started a new job today and jacked it in after 4 hours.

    Funny how they never show one one’s working environment and team mates at the interview.

    This morning I was shown into a low ceilinged, windowless dingy as f~~~ claustrophobic as fcuk room a the back of one of the units with a few mangina simps and cackling women over 35 and in their late 40s.

    One had particularly nasty biatch written all over her face-glared me out straight away – I ghosted and din’t stare her down.

    I was sat next to an early twenty something blob who was supposed to be showing me the quotation system and CRM system, she did nothing but talk on the phone to her mate sin the warehouse.

    I let the fact that I know more about virtually all systems and both end user and channel sales that these uselsss cnts and simps ever will went unexpressed- I thought play the game BS, play the game.

    Also the office was freazing as there was no proper heating just air con that the MD did not allow to be turned above 18 on the thermostat. Outside it was -4 was -6 last night.

    To be fair it was fcuking cold in there and even the lads were shivering but this one fat biatch just would not stop loudly moaning.

    She kept standing up and sticking her fat ass out at me then bumping her knee into me.

    Next thing I went to get a coffee and was followed in to a tiny kitchen just big enough for 1.5 people with the door shut.

    This 44 plus hag starting trying to talk to me about how she was self concious of her eyebrows she had just had done.

    Hell I need money but fcuk me – it was bad enough the no window tiny dingy office that was obviously once a storage area at the back of one of the units(don’t laugh but I’m a bad claustrophobic- go on laugh it up at big bad It’sallbs being a soft cnt) -I’d have put up with that s~~~ for the money – i use plane s and lifts all the time. Anyone 6 foot or over would not have been able to stand up right- I’m 5’11 and my hair at times touched the ceiling -I s~~~ you not.

    But the cackling biatches and the hag talking to me about her eye brows and the way I heard other sales reps talking on the phone to customers-“hiya mate -I was like f~~~ this s~~~.

    Still i learned a lesson always ask to see where you will actually be working -not just the board room one is interveiwed in.

    If you can help it don’t work with tuna and certainly never for a tuna…

    Work from home online. Failing that, try and get a job in the Peak District/Lake district.

    #751184
    Colin Combover in a Coma
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    What are going to do for money now Sal, are you renting? You don’t want to end up on benefits. It’s gets harder finding a decent job as one get’s older.

    #751192
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    It'sallbs
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    Failing that, try and get a job in the Peak District/Lake district.

    I’d f~~~ing love that working outside in the fells even in this weather -give me a landrover defender to drive about in -repairing dry stone walls and fences and s~~~ pay me £25,000 and I’d happily work 12 hours a day till I drop dead – I really would.

    You know for a second about an hour ago in a moment of madness I really did consider ending it all -still only for a split second and then I remembered -i’m a hard bastard and this funking s~~~house world aint beating old bs.

    Still i had some good news my much younger brother got a job in accountancy -only a six month contract but it will be a good start and might get extended.

    The bad news is my older brother’sex partner is being a grade a bitch putting lies in his daughters head stopping him and trying to make it as difficult as possible for him to seen her.

    And the bloody idiot is now seeing a single mother who is not divorced but walked out on the father who sends 3 days a week with the son -but according to her he never spends time with the son Jacob because he is always away with work.

    Still my dad ain’t too happy as he help my brother finance his partnership in a doctors surgery years ago so he wont want old or new biatch taking my bro’s money and houses.

    Listen Mr funking jesus h Christ think your tough do you giving me all this s~~~- nah mate – I’m It’sallbs and I’m hard as fcuk sunhine.

    No one fcuks with bs and his brothers.

    Sorry about that rant bredrin just needed to vent for a moment

    http://www.leavemeansleave.eu

    #751193
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    It'sallbs
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    It’s gets harder finding a decent job as one get’s older.

    I know I ummed and arred about jacking it in on my lunch hour – thing is If i’d stuck it out it would have lasted a few months at best and i’ve already got a job like that on my cv…

    To put it bluntly – ah for f~~~’s sake…

    Ah well -life’s bitch what can you do -at least I can stay in bed untill 11am tomorrow.

    http://www.leavemeansleave.eu

    #751218
    MarketWatcher
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    It’s gets harder finding a decent job as one get’s older.

    I know I ummed and arred about jacking it in on my lunch hour – thing is If i’d stuck it out it would have lasted a few months at best and i’ve already got a job like that on my cv…

    To put it bluntly – ah for f~~~’s sake…

    Ah well -life’s bitch what can you do -at least I can stay in bed untill 11am tomorrow.

    You Did what you had to do. Keep looking brother. Sending good karma your way.

    #751237
    It'sallbs
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    Yeah I know -cheers brother.

    you called it on Zoom the otehr weke when you said “you don’t seem that happy with the job” -I always had doubts -and they were sadly proven correct.

    trouble is -not a lot out there at the moment in UK thats’s why I took it.

    Sent out 3 applications already…

    http://www.leavemeansleave.eu

    #751240
    Colin Combover in a Coma
    Colin Combover in a Coma
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    Failing that, try and get a job in the Peak District/Lake district.

    I’d f~~~ing love that working outside in the fells even in this weather -give me a landrover defender to drive about in -repairing dry stone walls and fences and s~~~ pay me £25,000 and I’d happily work 12 hours a day till I drop dead – I really would.

    You know for a second about an hour ago in a moment of madness I really did consider ending it all -still only for a split second and then I remembered -i’m a hard bastard and this funking s~~~house world aint beating old bs.

    Still i had some good news my much younger brother got a job in accountancy -only a six month contract but it will be a good start and might get extended.

    The bad news is my older brother’sex partner is being a grade a bitch putting lies in his daughters head stopping him and trying to make it as difficult as possible for him to seen her.

    And the bloody idiot is now seeing a single mother who is not divorced but walked out on the father who sends 3 days a week with the son -but according to her he never spends time with the son Jacob because he is always away with work.

    Still my dad ain’t too happy as he help my brother finance his partnership in a doctors surgery years ago so he wont want old or new biatch taking my bro’s money and houses.

    Listen Mr funking jesus h Christ think your tough do you giving me all this s~~~- nah mate – I’m It’sallbs and I’m hard as fcuk sunhine.

    No one fcuks with bs and his brothers.

    Sorry about that rant bredrin just needed to vent for a moment

    Don’t be sorry, let it all out, don’t bottle it all in. Don’t end it, the f~~~ers have won then. Unfortunately this life can’t be all beer and skittles, got to go through hardship to see what we are made of. This is what these millennial snowflakes can’t grasp. The world’s finished, nothing left to build, only to destroy. Don’t destroy YOUR world.
    Living in Manchester, I would apply for a job in the wildness, plenty of potential locations. Shame lighthouse keepers gone!

    #751243
    Colin Combover in a Coma
    Colin Combover in a Coma
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    It’s gets harder finding a decent job as one get’s older.

    I know I ummed and arred about jacking it in on my lunch hour – thing is If i’d stuck it out it would have lasted a few months at best and i’ve already got a job like that on my cv…

    To put it bluntly – ah for f~~~’s sake…

    Ah well -life’s bitch what can you do -at least I can stay in bed untill 11am tomorrow.

    People like you and I are social misfits, we don’t belong in a rainbow coloured world, thus working in a factory/shop/office ain’t gonna work. I would try and find a outdoor profession, something where you can largely work alone. Parcel delivery driver maybe?

    #751245
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    It'sallbs
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    Don’t end it, the f~~~ers have won then. Unfortunately this life can’t be all beer and skittles, got to go through hardship to see what we are made of. This is what these millennial snowflakes can’t grasp.

    Yeah I know it was only a brief moment of panic followed by self pitty – I’ve picked myself up of the floor and stared again lots of times-just getting a little bored of it…

    I’m a Mancunian-give up and die is not in our vocabulory -my Great Grandfather walked from Collyhurst to London to find a job- twice.

    http://www.leavemeansleave.eu

    #751246
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    It'sallbs
    It’sallbs
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    Recently I’ve have been taking inspiration from this-sorry about the bit about Pankhurst not even us Mancs can get it right all the time… hahaha

    http://www.leavemeansleave.eu

    #751253
    Colin Combover in a Coma
    Colin Combover in a Coma
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    5066

    Don’t end it, the f~~~ers have won then. Unfortunately this life can’t be all beer and skittles, got to go through hardship to see what we are made of. This is what these millennial snowflakes can’t grasp.

    Yeah I know it was only a brief moment of panic followed by self pitty – I’ve picked myself up of the floor and stared again lots of times-just getting a little bored of it…

    I’m a Mancunian-give up and die is not in our vocabulory -my Great Grandfather walked from Collyhurst to London to find a job- twice.

    Tough up North and all that. Keep your head up, something will come along, even if it is some nonsense manual job.

    #751633
    Monk
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    She kept standing up and sticking her fat ass out at me then bumping her knee into me.

    Next thing I went to get a coffee and was followed in to a tiny kitchen just big enough for 1.5 people with the door shut.

    This 44 plus hag starting trying to talk to me about how she was self concious of her eyebrows she had just had done.

    Burnt out old slag looking for some dick and a wallet.

    Definately time to bale out. Nothing but trouble coming there.

    #758615
    Sjt1975
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    I started a new job today and jacked it in after 4 hours.

    I’m sorry that the new job was no good, ItsAllBS; mind you, there a few decent jobs out there, now. God knows how I have tolerated working with women in offices for the past 20 years; I think that I used to put-up with too much s~~~e, before. Not any more, now; they either get told or get ignored – ignoring women is more fun and women are not worth the energy of responding to, anyway.

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