My experience with "I have someone you should meet"

[Masculine_ManParticipant 2735]

First off, thank you all for opening my eyes to this. In the past, women would try and set me up with their DUFFs (Designated Ugly Fat Friend) and the line they would use was, “I have someone you should meet.”

Well this happened to me here. This past week, a mutual friend who has a gf told me she has a friend I should meet and I replied, “why?”

I was shocked she couldn’t come up with something. She asked, “you like women right?” I told her yes but she has to have the same interests as me. So I asked her, does your friend enjoy cycling on the weekdays or weekends? Like 10 to 15miles per session? I don’t think so. Well all my friends know I’m big into cycling. Does she live a health lifestyle? Not a heavy drinker, doesn’t smoke? Silence. So what would be the point of meeting her?

My buddy later told me she said I will remain alone with my attitude. Mission accomplished.

If it costs you your peace of mind, then it is too expensive.

[Solo MAN’S WisdomParticipant]

Yeah. I brought this up a week ago. My response is:

“Is she a 30-something, sterile, Asian, swimsuit model??”

This is usually followed by an uncomfortable stunned silence which I take as a “No” answer to my question. Problem solved.

When women lead, destruction is the destination. -- Me.

[Anonymous 54]

These days my responce is ..what for? Just as a reflex.Silence. I called a young mangina a pussys whipped little motherf~~~er (He didn’t have my back cause he missed his girl friend and left) He said ..i hope you die alone with your s~~~ty attitude. I told him that’s Exzactly my plan.

[HitmanParticipant]

no more blind dates for me.
iv’e been on a few in the past.
i just say i have no money..
does the trick.
and i don’t even have to lie !

[BeerParticipant 11832]

Masculine_Man wrote:

My buddy later told me she said I will remain alone with my attitude. Mission accomplished.

I love when people say this like its a bad thing, meanwhile your just thinking awesome, that was the plan lol.

Besides…my experience with people wanting to set you up is its never for your benefit…its always with some psychotic c~~~ who can’t stay single for 5 minutes, a single mom, or some heffer who is so disgusting she can’t even get dick from online dating.

[Anonymous 54]

Hitman wrote:

i just say i have no money..
does the trick.
and i don’t even have to lie !

Works for me too!

[SlayherParticipant 2074]

My experience with his crap is to create outlandish criteria that will not only leave them speechless but make them never approach you with that BS again.

Ex:

“I would love to meet her only if she can lick her eyebrow.”
“I would love to meet her only if she enjoys sucking farts out of my ass.”
“Does she giggle when she kiss? No? F~~~ her then.”

It’s a lot more fun than asking “Why?” and shuts the conversation down fast.

[OldBillParticipant]

I was involved in a disastrous blind date back in the mid-90s. A little background is in order.

My job then was as a field engineer for a heavy manufacturing firm which sold worldwide. I lived in one state, worked out of an office in another, traveled about 75% of the time, and routinely worked overseas. All that meant my taxes were insanely complicated.

I had to submit income tax returns in both states, but each looked at my income in different ways. (I’d only pay the state where my paychecks were cut, but the state where I lived would take a piece of that.) One allowed tax breaks on certain amounts of money earned out of state. The other indexed my taxes to what I paid the feds, but my federal tax varied year to year because the feds didn’t count money earned overseas up to a certain amount.

Naturally, I needed a tax accountant to figure it all out and then I still filed quarterly returns. Fortunately the wife of a co-worker was a CPA and already handled the taxes of the rest of the guys in the office. She did a damn good job, but it also meant she had a handle on me.

Enter my CPA’s cousin who was due to visit Providence, RI for a business convention.

My co-worker and his wife didn’t want to be stuck entertaining the cousin every night she was in town and not involved in convention events so they turned to the single guy of around the right age who owed them one. Because I owed them one – she did my taxes for a pittance – I said yes, dry cleaned a suit, made the requisite phone calls, got reservations, and found myself “DownCity” on a Friday evening waiting for the cousin to show up at an upscale microbrewery near her hotel.

This was before the internet. Cellphones were the size of shoes and didn’t have cameras. Over the phone, we had described ourselves and what we’d be wearing. I was standing at the bar when a woman whose looks and clothing matched exactly with the description I’d been given walked into the brew pub. She was even wearing a convention name badge. I smiled, walked towards her…

Me: Excuse me? Christine?”
She: “Are you OldBill?”
Me: “Yes.”
She: “I’m not Christine.”

… and with that she turned and left.

That was my last blind date.

Do not date. Do not impregnate. Do not co-habitate. Above all, do not marry. Reclaim and never again surrender your personal sovereignty.

[bigboy83Participant 11312]

C~~~s, always want you to hook up with their land whale post wall c~~~, who nobody likes.

Why? Because they hate us! They want you in a relationship but not happy.

Next time tell her:

“My rights of free speech and MGTOW, gives me the ability tell them to f~~~ off!”

Shit Tested, Cunt Approved.

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