My date with a pussy hat girl

[Anonymous 42]

PuniShredder wrote:

I personally think if you can get your dick sucked a couple hours putting up with her could be worth it:) Maybe!

The only advantage is getting a gummy after she removes her dentures! Otherwise he’s really taking some chances!

[Anonymous 6]

Wear camo parachute pants, a wife beater, and some wrap around sun glasses. After some drinks of some inexpensive wine coolers go back to your place and put on the Miami Voce theme song. Then grab two Chinese folding fans and put on a show by breaking it down in a frenzied fashion (with the fans of course). This display of obvious male prowess will excite her and then who knows where the night will lead.

[MonkParticipant 17056]

Puffin Stuff wrote:

You guys are right but my sense of honor demands I make my appointment as I said I would.

You feel that you have an obligation to someone who hates your guts?

[CarnageParticipant 22113]

Monk wrote:

Puffin Stuff wrote:

You guys are right but my sense of honor demands I make my appointment as I said I would.

You feel that you have an obligation to someone who hates your guts?

The monk said it first

To those following me, be careful, I just farted. Men those beans are killers.

[ShimshParticipant 237]

PuniShredder wrote:

I personally think if you can get your dick sucked a couple hours putting up with her could be worth it:) Maybe!

This guy knows, BUT- getting your dick sucked and then ghosting her will have over 99% chance of her going to the police and #MeToo the poor guy, especially if she is one of the pussy marchers.

Fuck E'm

[QuellParticipant 2538]

To each their own but why in the bloody hell are you even entertaining the thought of going out with a 57 year old bag of rotten meat?

[KeymasterKeymaster]

Puffin Stuff wrote:

My date with a pussy hat girl

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Puffin Stuff wrote:

I’ll drop in a follow up tomorrow to get some idea what dating a pussy hat is like. I just received a message saying that she went to the 1 million woman march. Do I just tell her to f~~~ off or do I see if she’s just another drone who doesn’t think for herself.

You’ll know everything about her the second the waiter drops the check.
This could actually be fun.

The last time I found myself out with this type of basic nightmare, I refused to let her pick up the menu and order from it. When Im paying, she’s my “GUEST”. If she were a guest in my home, she wouldn’t get to choose from the menu, right? She would eat and drink what she is offered – and like it – or she can LEAVE.

“WTF?? Are you serious?”

“Oh don’t get me wrong, pussy hat. You can order whatever you like! But you will pay for it. So decide. What’s more important to you? That you order whatever you want? Or that a MAN PAYS for it.. I’ll be right back. Need to wash my hands. Think about it in the mean time.”

She wasn’t there when I got back.
It was genius, I don’t mind saying.

Have a good time with pussy hat. Milk that s~~~ for all it’s worth.

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[SpiderHerderParticipant 3796]

That’s gold, Keymaster. Good one.

Puffin Stuff: I know Gargamel would suggest talking about something highly technical. Then you could watch smoke coming out of her ears.

[MutineerParticipant 1467]

Don’t forget to wipe your dick on her feminist curtains!

"The secret to happiness is freedom... And the secret to freedom is courage." - Thucydides

[Anonymous 54]

I admire your code of ethics to follow through.
I also think your out of your f~~~ing mind!! Hahah.

Have fun!!!!

[SkeptiskParticipant 3679]

I predict that you might have some fun at the beginning, but it’ll turn into a nightmare with regrets.

"Expecting to find a decent woman on a dating site is like dumpster diving and expecting to come out with a gourmet meal." Won'tGetFooledAgain

[TwistParticipant]

Mutineer wrote:

Don’t forget to wipe your dick on her feminist curtains!

Ask her to bring her sister.

[Anonymous 42]

Twist wrote:

Ask her to bring her sister.

Twist is right! Two gummys are better than one!

[BrainPilotParticipant 7640]

I can relate to the obligation to one’s own honor and doing what you said you’d do. That has nothing to do with her. But being that she feels strongly enough about her feminist views to be in a public march, and you feel strongly enough about your views to be a long standing member of this site, I’d say there are already two of the ingredients necessary for this to be a very explosive recipe. I will reiterate the advice above that you remember to hit record on your phone before you walk in and sit down at the table.

No matter what happens on the date, having a recording of the entire conversation will give you a sense of security that almost nothing else will.

If I could, I would like to make a request: ask her on the date if given the choice, would she choose chivalry, or equality. If she says chivalry, ask next what the hell she was doing at an equality march. And if she says equality, ask why she isn’t picking up her half of the dinner tab? I learned that question here and have asked that question of many different women.

I have never once gotten a straight answer. I am curious to what her’s will be…

Look, it's not my fault that tornado dropped a house on your sister. Now get back on your broom and get your ass out of here... and take your monkeys with you

[sidecarParticipant 35859]

This isn’t an obligation.

This is an opportunity.

You already know you’re not interested, so there’s no reason not to spend the “date” concentrating on your own entertainment. I find teaching women they can’t actually have their cake and eat it too to be very entertaining.

[Puffin StuffParticipant 24979]

OK, we met for the date. I got there early and had a shot of Glenlivit to soften the blow. I could tell immediately that there was no chemistry.

I asked her if she wanted to sit down for dinner and I really meant it. I was thinking, what a waste of time, why don’t we just meet in the bar and say good bye.

But she wanted dinner. We had nothing in common. We had a polite conversation. I think she thought she was doing me a favor on the date and made me pay for it. Didn’t even offer to pay for me to say…no.

When the conversation turned to me being a single dad, she couldn’t bend her mind around it. Her head was polluted with propaganda. She spit it out like a Christian at Sunday mass.

She seemed unphased when she told me that her, her ex husband and daughter have dinner together at home twice per month. I pointed out that some men who work in logging etc don’t even see their family that much. I told her it was like he had two families.

She looked confused. Then I pointed out how great it was for her daughter that she get’s along with her ex.

What I was thinking is that she hasn’t separated emotionally from her ex. She told me that she filed divorce papers against him and they lived in the same house for a year and a half with her upstairs and him downstairs.

So f~~~ed up on so many levels.

When I started questioning her about her facts that she started to take me seriously.

She went on to say that women earn less than man and there should be more services for women. She was especially upset that women paid more in health insurance than women.

She was p~~~ed off that women have to do child care and work, sometimes having to compraimize on promotions etc.

I pointed out that women are the primary bread winners in 40% of families. Then I let her know that there is a push for more maternity leave and early childhood care. In NYC it is the biggest push of Mayor DeBlasio.

She was shocked. I explained how what it really does is put more women to work and then they still have childcare to perform.

At this point she got suspicious.

Then she announced that divorces happen because men leave women for younger models.

I didn’t point out that 70% of divorces were filed by women and the most common cause is boredom. Had I she would have definitely been on to me.

I had mentioned earlier that I blog on a site for single men.

At this point she started to catch on and asked me about weather the site I was on was for divorced guys. I told her it was for both.

We were very polite but the conversation was over.

She was very masculine and lacked any sense of femininity. She wasn’t bad looking for a 57 year old…same as me…but her attitude made her look much less attractive.

She acted like such a big bad feminist that I expected her to at least offer to pay half the tab. It was clearly not working out. Generally women pay for half when they are not interested.

She was a scammer and a jammer.

I actually started yawning at her at the end just to let her know that it was beyond boring hearing more of her f~~~ed up life history.

#icethemout; Remember Thomas Ball. He died for your children.

[OldBillParticipant]

Holy f~~~, Puffin. She isn’t a human being, she’s a living cliche.

Do not date. Do not impregnate. Do not co-habitate. Above all, do not marry. Reclaim and never again surrender your personal sovereignty.

[Anonymous 54]

Lovely dinner date conversation topics!! Hahah

They only thing worse than a young feminist, is an old femeinist.

Obligation met.

So no second date? Hahahha

[BrainPilotParticipant 7640]

When I’ve had dates like that, I’ve usually been focused on the most efficient exit when the date is over. I hand the money to the waiter when he brings the check so when he walks away, he takes the payment with him. That’s usually about the time she’ll say thank you for dinner (if she remembers to say thank you at all). I take this as my opportunity to say, “Aww, don’t mention it. You can get it next time…”.

It’s how I make sure there will be no second date. ‘Works every single time… 😛

Look, it's not my fault that tornado dropped a house on your sister. Now get back on your broom and get your ass out of here... and take your monkeys with you

[PistolPeteParticipant 27143]

I only have one question: Why? Why did you elect to waste your time/effort/energy on a useless waste of time like a date? Why?

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