My buddy had dinner with my ex last night…

[RusskyParticipant 13503]

My XW was 100 lb when were were together. Now she resembles a beach ball. I get to see that and laugh once per week – every time I pick my daughter up

proud carrier of the 'why?' chromosome

[BrainPilotParticipant 7640]

I saw a pic of an old ex from about 20 years ago. At the time, she was top 5% hot. Looked like real life Barbie. She was only a passing interest and only used me to get to another older wealthier guy I knew at the time. She succeeded and it cost him a s~~~load before it was over. In the recently taken pic, she could scare a freight train down a dirt road.

When dealing with a depreciating asset, lease it. Never buy it.

Look, it's not my fault that tornado dropped a house on your sister. Now get back on your broom and get your ass out of here... and take your monkeys with you

[PhilandryParticipant 538]

He did dodge a big bullet – 1,400,000 grains!

Being a man is incredible good luck. Do not waste it on the unlucky.

[RedDawnParticipant 1391]

‘Fat girl, I can’t believe you’re eating again,
fat girl, where does you neck begiiinn? Whoaooo whooaaaaooooo’

Courage is the key to life itself - Morgan Freeman

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