my bro is in blue pill hell

[Anonymous 43]

and sucking me into the s~~~ vortex

I’m staying with my mom on summer break. My brother came to visit being dragged around by his landwhale girlfriend and the landwhale’s landwhale 24 year old daughter. The landwhale’s landwhale daughter needed a ride back from a restaurant…o god the restaurant behavior was unf~~~ing believable. Landwhale’s landwhale daughter got into my car and my car looked like this:

Jebus on the cross, I thought the right rear of the car fell into a sink hole.

Braking was awkward, acceleration was slower, the headlights didn’t aim properly, lighting up the trees and powerlines.

I am not a small person. I can stand to lose some weight, but f~~~ me I don’t have curtains of flab hanging off my appendages and body. At 5′ 0″, no human should be compressing the earth at 400 pounds. 5 foot tall and maybe 6 foot around? Is that possible, I don’t want to get too close.

[Anonymous 42]

It’s good practice to fill your tires to the maximum pressure to match the load, otherwise the tires could heat up and EXPLODE!

You should get some run-flats or old steel tractor wheels…

[Anonymous 43]

fu tower!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

omg steel wheels, too fugin funny

thanks for the safety tip, bro. and when I say bro, I mean asshole. 😉

is it Monday yet? That is when these two hulks shove off.

I pray for my brother. My family has some money and property, and I think this woman has latched on to my brother and will suck him dry when the time comes. After all the s~~~ I went through he didn’t learn a damned thing.

Tower, those turtles hatch out yet?

I suppose the offspring get a ride in the limo too?

[IRuleMeParticipant]

I can understand being overweight, but how does one look in the mirror as a land whale and be okay with themselves?

[MusclecarGolferParticipant 636]

I’m assuming Landwhale’s landwhale daughter wears a shirt with some idiotic slogan like “Hotness”, “Princess”, “Hottie”, or perhaps “You know you want this.” I’ve seen really ugly and/or fat/obese women wear this crap when I commute to/from work on the local lightrail. I have to wonder if they are that obtuse to look in the mirror and think, “Yeah, this works.” Body-Dysmorphic syndrome must be contagious.

[joetechParticipant]

Get landwhale’s landwhale a rape whistle…or maybe she already has one?

"Don't follow in my footsteps...I stepped in something."

[sidecarParticipant 35837]

Anonymous wrote:

Landwhale’s landwhale daughter got into my car and my car looked like this:

You, sir, sound to me like a man in need of a good motorcycle. How can we help you with that?

5 foot tall and maybe 6 foot around?

You probably could have saved your car a lot of wear and tear by just rolling her to her destination. Maybe suggest that for next time.

[RedDawnParticipant 1391]

Since you drove her home, perhaps one day she can ferry you across the sea on her back.

Courage is the key to life itself - Morgan Freeman

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