Mummy Impossible (2017)

[Anonymous 14]

This can’t be real..

I’d rather sit through a 3 hr long Scientology documentary than this! ?

[Anonymous 42]

Woman, mummy or not, destroys civilization with evil?

I believe it!

[bladeParticipant]

Wonder if she is a single mummy . They are scary .

THE PLANTATION HAS NOW TURNED INTO THE KILLING FIELDS . WOMAN ARE NOW ROLLING CAMBODIAN STYLE .

[Anonymous 42]

blade wrote:

Wonder if she is a single mummy . They are scary .

SCARY MOMMY.com

[SuggestiusParticipant 3312]

Perhaps it sounds odd from a Russian man of my ages, but I really miss old good Hollywood movies. With every new triler I wish to lock up that door where this s~~~ comes from!

Happiness for all and let no one be forgotten ("Roadside picnic", Arkady and Boris Strugatsky)

[MeisterParticipant 2093]

Suggestius wrote:

Perhaps it sounds odd from a Russian man of my ages, but I really miss old good Hollywood movies. With every new triler I wish to lock up that door where this s~~~ comes from!

Yeah, the entertainment industry is a regular crapfest – perverted, unimaginative propaganda.

Monk

[Buller100Participant 2189]

I kinda liked the old 50s ones, as a kid watching them in 60s they seemed scary for a 10 year old.

[Jan SobieskiParticipant 28791]

He put the parachute on the female first?

Love is just alimony waiting to happen. Visit mgtow.com.

[Anonymous 22]

It’s a scary movie. Almost s~~~ my pants when I saw that trailer.

[PistolPeteParticipant 27143]

So how long doe you suppose it will be before the feministas co op the Frankenstein movie?

[Anonymous 14]

Suggestius wrote:

Perhaps it sounds odd from a Russian man of my ages, but I really miss old good Hollywood movies. With every new triler I wish to lock up that door where this s~~~ comes from!

As an Indian man of my age, with a vast collection of old Hollywood masterpieces like Captain Blood (1935), Gone With The Wind (1939), Casablanca (1942), Moby Dick (1956), Ben-Hur (1959), Lawrence of Arabia (1962), The Godfather (1972) and many more I was lucky enough to watch as a kid on Turner Classic then finally add to my collection, I more than agree with you.

Jan Sobieski wrote:

He put the parachute on the female first?

Of course, the disposable males are always disposed off first followed by the indispensable female and then the disposable yet invulnerable male lead who survives a plane crash unscathed. Signature Hollywood.

[Anonymous 11]

That’s like “The Day the Earth Stood Still” bad.

Jan Sobieski wrote:

He put the parachute on the female first?

White knight programming on impressionable young boys must be done.

[JimBoLeaParticipant 1891]

THE BITCH IS BACK. LILITH JUST WON’T GO AWAY

LILITH IS THE HEAD SUCCUBUS AND SHE LIVES ON THE DARK SIDE OF THE MOON

[Anonymous 14]

PistolPete wrote:

So how long doe you suppose it will be before the feministas co op the Frankenstein movie?

Erm..that’s already been done in the 30’s with Bride of Frankenstein (1935)

What I’d really like to see is role reversal version of Hard Candy (2005) with the now grown up Ellen Page as the main antagonist pedophile who has her gash sealed up surgically with super glue by her teenage neighbour kid whom she sexually molested.

It would be a comedy though. A scene in the movie:

ELLEN: “Oh my God! Did you just seal up my vagina?”
KID: “Oh yeah” “That’ll teach you to ‘enc~~~’ me without my approval”
ELLEN: “But..but how am I supposed to pee now?”
KID: “Oops!”

LMAO..Classic. 😀 ?

[SuggestiusParticipant 3312]

Anonymous wrote:

Captain Blood (1935)

Try the Russian movie. Of course they are incomparable at all, but the Russian one, IMHO, is the only movie from many I have seen about pirates which transmits the piracy spirit.

Happiness for all and let no one be forgotten ("Roadside picnic", Arkady and Boris Strugatsky)

[Anonymous 1]

I agree the film looks total s~~~e.

@triklops – I just had the honour of putting you on 1000 stars.

[Anonymous 14]

Anonymous wrote:

@triklops – I just had the honour of putting you on 1000 stars.

Haha..thank you, kind sir. ?

[GrumpyParticipant]

Meh

I think I’ll pass.

Honestly for me, movie theatres are dead.
I haven’t gone to one in over 10 years because I hate(tm) the constant noise, and sensory saturation of the mass of people surrounding me.
I’ll wait a month or so for the movie to be available on DVD/BlueRay and enjoy it in the silence, comfort, and convenience of my home.

There was a time in my life when I gave a fuck. Now you have to pay ME for it

[SkeptiskParticipant 3679]

Just another drive-by ignore-movie from me on this garbage. I sincerely wish people would wake the f~~~ up and walk out of theaters and ban the new crap that’s produced until they (Hollyweird) get their thumbs out of their ass and start producing quality movies. But, hey! Who am I kidding, right?

"Expecting to find a decent woman on a dating site is like dumpster diving and expecting to come out with a gourmet meal." Won'tGetFooledAgain

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