Muddin

[OneTrueMisfitSpectator 2690]

Anyone know exactly what muddin is? I heard it was being F’d in the A. I know a lot of girls around here like it.

“Yee-haw let’s get in our trucks and drive in some mud!”

F~~~in stupid country bitches. “A real man can bait a hook.” and a real woman can blow my meat.

Alright, seriously though, I live in a small town area surrounded by country. I grew up listening to country music, I fished and hunted and did lots of that stuff but never really considered myself country. I guess it is a matter of taste but even country guys have go to be turned off by these women. They listen to some pop country and wear some camo and think they are authentic country girl all of a sudden.

To quote Shooter Jennings:
“they couldn’t hit country with a baseball bat.”

Thoughts?

B.T.W. Who the hell couldn’t bait a hook? You’d have be in some seriously bad mental and physical shape to not be able to perform that action. Thus, we discover the reality that these women don’t just want “someone who can bait a hook” they want Luke Bryan. But hell, who am I kidding? Even he wouldn’t live up to their standards. Bastard probably has never baited a hook in his life himself.

Don't care

[AwakenedParticipant 35201]

I don’t know what to tell ya about “C~~~RY GIRLS”, and Ole Bocephus doesn’t have MUCH to say about them either.

Seems Like the “Country Boy” is pretty much doing all the work and surviving. No Surprises here !!

“A Country Boy Can Survive”
Hank Williams Jr.

The preacher man says it’s the end of time
And the Mississippi River she’s a-goin’ dry
The interest is up and the Stock Market’s down
And you only get mugged if you go downtown

I live back in the woods, you see
My woman and the kids, and the dogs, and me
I got a shotgun, a rifle, and a 4-wheel drive
And a country boy can survive
Country folks can survive

I can plow a field all day long
I can catch catfish from dusk ’til dawn
We make our own whiskey and our own smoke, too
Ain’t too many things these old boys can’t do
We grow good old tomatoes and homemade wine
And a country boy can survive
Country folks can survive

Because you can’t starve us out
And you can’t make us run
‘Cause we’re them old boys raised on shotgun
And we say “grace” and we say “Ma’am”
And if you ain’t into that we don’t give a damn

We came from the West Virginia coal mines
And the Rocky Mountains and the and the western skies
And we can skin a buck; we can run a trout-line,
And a country boy can survive
Country folks can survive

I had a good friend in New York City
He never called me by my name, just hillbilly
My grandpa taught me how to live off the land
And his taught him to be a businessman
He used to send me pictures of the Broadway nights
And I’d send him some homemade wine

But he was killed by a man with a switchblade knife
For 43 dollars my friend lost his life
I’d love to spit some beech nut in that dude’s eyes
And shoot him with my old .45
‘Cause a country boy can survive
Country folks can survive

‘Cause you can’t starve us out and you can’t make us run
‘Cause we’re them old boys raised on shotgun
And we say “grace” and we say “Ma’am”
And if you ain’t into that we don’t give a damn

We’re from North California and south Alabama
And little towns all around this land
And we can skin a buck; we can run a trout-line,
And a country boy can survive
Country folks can survive
Country boy can survive
Country folks can survive

In a World of Justin Beibers Be a Johnny Cash

[joetechParticipant]

No birth control necessary when you do it like that.

"Don't follow in my footsteps...I stepped in something."

[Anonymous 6]

OneTrueMisfit wrote:

Anyone know exactly what muddin is? I heard it was being F’d in the A. I know a lot of girls around here like it.

“Yee-haw let’s get in our trucks and drive in some mud!”

F~~~in stupid country bitches. “A real man can bait a hook.” and a real woman can blow my meat.

Alright, seriously though, I live in a small town area surrounded by country. I grew up listening to country music, I fished and hunted and did lots of that stuff but never really considered myself country. I guess it is a matter of taste but even country guys have go to be turned off by these women. They listen to some pop country and wear some camo and think they are authentic country girl all of a sudden.

To quote Shooter Jennings:
“they couldn’t hit country with a baseball bat.”

Thoughts?

B.T.W. Who the hell couldn’t bait a hook? You’d have be in some seriously bad mental and physical shape to not be able to perform that action. Thus, we discover the reality that these women don’t just want “someone who can bait a hook” they want Luke Bryan. But hell, who am I kidding? Even he wouldn’t live up to their standards. Bastard probably has never baited a hook in his life himself.

What you’re describing is a trend that started about 15 years ago. That’s when brands like “Cruel Girl” and “Girly Girl” came out. The point of brands like that is to market “glam” to a relatively “unglamed” market, i.e. country folks. That’s when the pink camo and pink guns started to hit the market as well. All in an effort to take into the market that I just mentioned.

At the end of the day it all marks the infection of feminism into every crevice of American culture. There was a time in my youth that it wasn’t like that in rural America, I know because I grew up in Texas and I still live in Texas. The only problem is that it doesn’t really work. The attempted commodification and glamorization of country or rural life is like oil and water. And that’s what you’re picking up on. So in the end it’s women who lose, but men too because they have to put up with this garbage.

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