MR CREAMPIE

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5066]

Hey Mr Creampie, would you make my Sister scream and cry

Tie a noose around her moose neck, and make her moan and sigh

Fist her until her juice runs dry

Hey Mr Creampie, I insist. It seems slightly remiss, of me to not say

I would like you to p~~~ on my Sis without delay

It’s a personal dream Mr Cream, that we tag-team live on stream

However, it seems I haven’t the equipment means

I no longer have a member remember

It’s fallen apart at the seams

“Seasoned with salt, with a glass of malt”

I reasoned it’s not my fault

Walking with a wide-on

Hey Mr Creampie

Come ride her without a rubber John

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5066]

Another timeless classic from Combover Productions.

[Gravel PitParticipant]

I like it.

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

I no longer have a member remember

It’s fallen apart at the seams

“Seasoned with salt, with a glass of malt”

Does this mean your dong fell off and you sprinkled it with salt and had a beer?

LOL

[HermitParticipant]

Gravel Pit wrote:

I like it.

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

I no longer have a member remember
It’s fallen apart at the seams
“Seasoned with salt, with a glass of malt”

Does this mean your dong fell off and you sprinkled it with salt and had a beer?
LOL

No, he cut it off, as he described in his homosexual poem, “Unwanted Member”. He’s a queer.

The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5066]

Gravel Pit wrote:

I like it.

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

I no longer have a member remember
It’s fallen apart at the seams
“Seasoned with salt, with a glass of malt”

Does this mean your dong fell off and you sprinkled it with salt and had a beer?
LOL

It’s an extract from the poem, “Unwelcome Member”
I Hope those luscious liquors aren’t causing you probs……

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5066]

Hermit wrote:

Gravel Pit wrote:

I like it.

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

I no longer have a member rememberIt’s fallen apart at the seams“Seasoned with salt, with a glass of malt”

Does this mean your dong fell off and you sprinkled it with salt and had a beer?LOL

No, he cut it off, as he described in his homosexual poem, “Unwanted Member”. He’s a queer.

You still vertical?
Listen up Kansas. Syringe the tumbleweed out of your Vestibular and absorb.
How come the rest of the US knows not to f~~~ with me, but not you?
I am not queer, and neither is the “unwelcome member” poem……neither is this one.

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5066]

Unbelievable! A Swan Audrey Hepburn.

[hmskl’dParticipant 6406]

[HermitParticipant]

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Hermit wrote:

Gravel Pit wrote:

I like it.

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

I no longer have a member rememberIt’s fallen apart at the seams“Seasoned with salt, with a glass of malt”

Does this mean your dong fell off and you sprinkled it with salt and had a beer?LOL

No, he cut it off, as he described in his homosexual poem, “Unwanted Member”. He’s a queer.

You still vertical?Listen up Kansas. Syringe the tumbleweed out of your Vestibular and absorb.How come the rest of the US knows not to f~~~ with me, but not you?I am not queer, and neither is the “unwelcome member” poem……neither is this one.

Because you’re not the boss of me, tater tot! I’ll say and do as I please and you’ll like it, you cheesed up foreskin! If you’s ain’t queer, you’re the queerest acting heterosexual I’ve ever seen. Either straiten up and fly right or it’s torches and pitchforks for your rotted hide.

The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.

[iMickey503Participant 12465]

Hermit wrote:

queerest acting heterosexual I’ve ever seen.

Ever seen? Wut? You know each other? Oh oh.. I see a lovers Quarrel!

You are all alone. If you have been falsely accused of RAPE, DV, PLEASE let all men know about the people who did this. http://register-her.net/web/guest/home

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5066]

Hermit wrote:

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Hermit wrote:

Gravel Pit wrote:

I like it.

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

I no longer have a member rememberIt’s fallen apart at the seams“Seasoned with salt, with a glass of malt”

Does this mean your dong fell off and you sprinkled it with salt and had a beer?LOL

No, he cut it off, as he described in his homosexual poem, “Unwanted Member”. He’s a queer.

You still vertical?Listen up Kansas. Syringe the tumbleweed out of your Vestibular and absorb.How come the rest of the US knows not to f~~~ with me, but not you?I am not queer, and neither is the “unwelcome member” poem……neither is this one.

Because you’re not the boss of me, tater tot! I’ll say and do as I please and you’ll like it, you cheesed up foreskin! If you’s ain’t queer, you’re the queerest acting heterosexual I’ve ever seen. Either straiten up and fly right or it’s torches and pitchforks for your rotted hide.

Your the submissive one. If you bothered to actually read AND absorb my glorious ramblings, then you would see that this one isn’t a “F~~” one.
You have this unhealthy obsession about my sexual orientation. Are sure you know which side your batting on? You know you can confide in your Uncle Col. I’m here for you…..remember that.

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5066]

hmskl’d wrote:

Audrey Sunburn more like with that complexion. Death to Gingers!

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5066]

iMickey503 wrote:

Hermit wrote:

queerest acting heterosexual I’ve ever seen.

Ever seen? Wut? You know each other? Oh oh.. I see a lovers Quarrel!

He wish Jellyfish. The state of Kansas isn’t ready for sublimity.

Amazing Mickey!, a Goose Dolph Lundgren.

[HermitParticipant]

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Hermit wrote:

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Hermit wrote:

Gravel Pit wrote:

I like it.

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

I no longer have a member rememberIt’s fallen apart at the seams“Seasoned with salt, with a glass of malt”

Does this mean your dong fell off and you sprinkled it with salt and had a beer?LOL

No, he cut it off, as he described in his homosexual poem, “Unwanted Member”. He’s a queer.

You still vertical?Listen up Kansas. Syringe the tumbleweed out of your Vestibular and absorb.How come the rest of the US knows not to f~~~ with me, but not you?I am not queer, and neither is the “unwelcome member” poem……neither is this one.

Because you’re not the boss of me, tater tot! I’ll say and do as I please and you’ll like it, you cheesed up foreskin! If you’s ain’t queer, you’re the queerest acting heterosexual I’ve ever seen. Either straiten up and fly right or it’s torches and pitchforks for your rotted hide.

Your the submissive one. If you bothered to actually read AND absorb my glorious ramblings, then you would see that this one isn’t a “F~~” one.You have this unhealthy obsession about my sexual orientation. Are sure you know which side your batting on? You know you can confide in your Uncle Col. I’m here for you…..remember that.

I don’t know why you even care what I think anyway. I obviously don’t get it so who cares? It could be the worst writing of all time, or it could be the greatest writing of all time. You shouldn’t cry yourself to sleep from my critique.

The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.

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