Movie Synopsis: MGTOW Version (Game)

[OneTrueMisfitSpectator 2690]

We can do this for other movies as well but I’ll start with:

50 First Dates

From IMDB

Henry Roth is a man afraid of commitment up until he meets the beautiful Lucy. They hit it off and Henry think he’s finally found the girl of his dreams, until he discovers she has short-term memory loss and forgets him the very next day.

MGTOW Version

Henry Roth is a wise man going his own way until he is tricked and seduced by a weemin named Lucy. She catches him in her web and fills his head with bulls~~~, until he discovers she’s a psychopath (AWALT).

You can do this movie or post another. I used IMDB for a brief synopsis.

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[PistolPeteParticipant 27143]

The Princess Bride:

Boy spends youth as a beta simp in the friend zone. Bitch agrees to marry prince for money but when old beta shows up as rich pirate bad boy she gets the gina tingles. He dumps her and lets the Prince have her knowing she is a gold-digging c~~~ and will bankrupt the Kingdom. He goes back to pirating, gaining loot, pumping & dumping until he retires a rich happy man. Prince commits suicide.

[Anonymous 6]

Mad Max: Fury Road:

Man escapes chains, steals a big rig full of supplies, finds multiple women onboard. F~~~s two of them, and kicks them all off the ride. And steals the truck with all the supplies and goes on his merry way.

[Anonymous 6]

Titanic:

Man kicks women off of the boat and saves himself. Swims to safety along with any other survivors. Writes about it in his memoirs later on in life.

[Anonymous 43]

Star Wars A New Hope, Episode IV

A woman called Princess has hacked a computer and stolen a flash drive from a powerful man, we learn later that this is her father, when asked to tell the truth about the crowd she has been running with, she lies and billions of people die. She is then grounded from all social media and sent to her room. White knights appear, and offer her a better deal, and she s~~~ test her white knights by making them crawl through garbage and run off in the chad’s El Camino. Sadly, the father’s teacher had to die. The white knights struggle to get out of the friendzone to become her Chad Hyperc~~~ and nice guy orbiter. Woman convinces a huge army of white knights to attack her domineering and controlling father. In the final battle the Chad and the nice guy simp destroy the princess’s father’s expensive planet weapon thing, kill several thousand of his blue pill employees and leave him spinning out of control in space, and we find out the writers made it up as they go along and in the next 2 movies we see the princess and her orbiter are sister and brother, making for some awkward flashbacks. also clears the way for chad to marry the Princess, have a kid, get a divorce, alienate the dad/chad and the kid grows up hating his parents and kills Dad the Chad. Good job on you Princess single mom raising an absolutely evil petulant child.

Final scene in the movie shows Chad and the orbiter both getting shiny medals and the chad’s dog gets nothing. an entire hangar full of white knights, chads, orbiters will become her subjects and an all she can ride c~~~ carousel until the Princess drops dead some 40 years later.

[Anonymous 43]

yes, I know the penalty for starwars blasphemy is disintegration. y’all can shove yer lightsabre up yer thermal port, just below the main port.

[Anonymous 6]

Anonymous wrote:

yes, I know the penalty for starwars blasphemy is disintegration. y’all can shove yer lightsabre up yer thermal port, just below the main port.

Nahhh keep it going. I hated The Force Awakens, I hated Rogue One, and I have a feeling I’m gonna hate The Last Jedi. I’ll give it a chance but I don’t have much faith in those movies.

What happened to Empire Strikes Back and Revenge of the Sith. Wake me up when more focus is put on Darth Vader & Kylo Ren. Is having the bad guy win, to much to ask??

[GnosticParticipant 2491]

There’s already a MGTOW video game

Fast forward to 0:40s

There is no magic in MGTOW, just recognition of the truth and logical decision how to avoid dangers. The red pill is but the truth, it is no magical potion. Do not think in this modern world men have no longer have natural enemies, men are prey to women and government.

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