Monopoly The Millennial Edition

[ResidentEvil7Participant 9642]

I saw this tonight while watching Gutfeld and it looks funny. Hasbro has released a Millennial Edition Monopoly game and instead of it being just for fun, it makes fun of millennials. The game doesn’t focus on buying property and real estate, but on up votes and likes for buying experiences. The front of the box even says “Forget about real estate. You can’t afford it anyway.” The game tokens even are: a bike, sunglasses, a crying face, a hash tag. The play cards talk about taking, crying, going to jail (should be safe space), entitlements and so much more. Here’s the video of the game:

Now Millennials are offended by the game:

https://themanszone.webs.com/

[JVBParticipant]

Check out the black edition. Two stops……..kfc and go to jail.

Peace is > piece.

[Solo MAN’S WisdomParticipant]

JVB wrote:

Check out the black edition. Two stops……..kfc and go to jail.

Thanks, JVB. I just spit coffee in to my keyboard. You owe me a replacement.

When women lead, destruction is the destination. -- Me.

[Anonymous 1]

This is hilarious. I’m going to get this game.

[AwakenedParticipant 35264]

It’s a pretty accurate description of the F~~~ed Up Libtard Matrix that has been created for the “future of the world” ????

In a World of Justin Beibers Be a Johnny Cash

[hmskl’dParticipant 6422]

The new generation of game-Bot must be programmed to play .. all versions of Monopoly,
and Poker
… and also make the perfect pizza.

[Branched offParticipant 11123]

After seeing the video, I wanted to buy this as a Christmas present for my brother but sadly I see they have sold out. People do get the jokes. We are not the only ones who know millennials are in many cases failing themselves in this snowflake, soy boy world (clearly not all millennials -there are millions of great ones, but there is also a worryingly high number of ones who seem to be hot house flowers who won’t make it in the real world).

A woman is like fire -fun to play with, can warm you through and cook your food, needs constant feeding, can burn you and consume all you own

[BeerParticipant 11832]

Branched off wrote:

After seeing the video, I wanted to buy this as a Christmas present for my brother but sadly I see they have sold out. People do get the jokes. We are not the only ones who know millennials are in many cases failing themselves in this snowflake, soy boy world (clearly not all millennials -there are millions of great ones, but there is also a worryingly high number of ones who seem to be hot house flowers who won’t make it in the real world).

I’m a millennial. I saw an article about this a few days ago and thought it was absolutely hilarious. Who gets offended by this? Simple, the ones that fit the stereotypes. Its like deep down inside they know they suck and whenever someone or something reminds them that they suck its time to enter snowflake meltdown mode.

If you get genuinely offended when someone busts your b~~~~ about being a financial train wreck(with many millenials its due to their own choices, mainly expensive colleges for crap degrees and in general living beyond their means with nice cars, expensive phones, vacations, etc), or about being a hashtag/selfie king/queen on social media, maybe you should change your behavior and make better choices going forward. I know if someone critiques my life its generally someone whom I don’t envy their lot in life, or have much respect for, so after considering the source its easy enough for me to just not care, but if someone/something really struck a nerve I’d do something about it rather than just blame and complain. I guess its that attitude difference that is the difference between a millennial that finds this funny and one that wants to go rage on social media about it.

[Gravel PitParticipant 12950]

more shaming for 30 year olds I guess… some of it fits the mark but generalizing a whole generation is bogus. As if there weren’t flimsy little pansy boys in the “greastest gen’…. there were..

My question is, pretty soon, when does this millenial generation end? LOL… they call everyone a millenial from age 7 to 35… LOL wtf.. what are they gonna call the newest little s~~~heads?

Start making fun of those kids… leave us people born in the 80’s alone. Hell, even people born in 1996 are well into their twenties…

so what is the shame-name for the newest little stroller spawns???

[Gravel PitParticipant 12950]

watched The Meg last night… shark movie finally hit Redbox rentals…

Such a bogus PC movie… women aren’t allowed to die. Instead, like 10 guys literally martyr themselves so that some useless Gash character can live. Then, they sell you on marrying a single mom again… Jason Stathem warms up to Japanese single mom chick by the end…

anyway, how did you like Ruby Rose? At first, totally hated her beyond words. Then she start to grow on me a TINY bit but only after I looked her up on Wikipedia. She was born a few days after me, like less than a week so I cant hate. She is one effed up chick. Hopefully she’ll mellow out, stay off drugs and turn Hetero… dont hold your breath..

[BeerParticipant 11832]

Gravel Pit wrote:

more shaming for 30 year olds I guess… some of it fits the mark but generalizing a whole generation is bogus. As if there weren’t flimsy little pansy boys in the “greastest gen’…. there were..

Its not about the exceptions…its about the norm. Look man, I’m a millennial, I can confidently say most of my generation is in debt, most do not own any real estate, and most have a social media footprint…hence why these stereotypes exist. Sure the “greatest generation” had guys that were absolute trash just like every generation, but how many of them stepped up and won WWII for us? Masses of them didn’t rage on the media platforms of their time over a stupid board game that was obviously made as a joke. 50 years from now when 20 and 30 year olds are talking about Millennials, what are we going to be known for, being the generation who didn’t know which bathroom to use?

If these stereotypes apply to you and you consider them shaming, why are you living your life in a manner you consider shameful?

Besides for that…what is your typical boomer? A divorcee at retirement age that is still in debt? So basically, a f~~~ed up generation thinks its funny the generation they raised is f~~~ed up. Is that all boomers? Nah…but its a good chunk of them. If I saw this game on a shelf in the store with a boomer standing in front of it laughing, I wouldn’t be sure if they were laughing at this game, or laughing because their life is a joke.

[Sky-OParticipant 19040]

They should make

Clitopoly: Pumpkin Edition

Pass Go – Collect alimony, child support and free money from sugar daddy

Land on Double Penetration Ave and Gangbang Place

Chance card. . . . Instant facial from Chad

Send Beta to jail

Land on the divorce court space for more cash & prizes

Modified rule: Roll the dice as many times as she wants until she gets the number she wants. (Omigosh!! Because dice are so misogynist!!)

The token pieces can include an iPhone, a dildo, etc

[FrostByteParticipant 19005]

Beer wrote:

If these stereotypes apply to you and you consider them shaming, why are you living your life in a manner you consider shameful?

Humor only offends the ones it applies to. The more their life is like the game the more angry they are – at themselves for being such losers they deserve being mocked.
My son and his friends are all Millennials and they think this is hilarious. They are all high achievers and they know it doesn’t apply to them.

If you rescue a damsel in distress, all you will get is a distressed damsel.

[Sky-OParticipant 19040]

That Ruby Rose chick looks like she would be a brutal, dominating f~~~.

Like, she would just own your c~~~ the entire time.

Or you would be lucky after it was all over, to still have your c~~~ attached to your body.

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