MONKEY BRANCH DYNAMICS; ROOM 101

[Anonymous 42]

Gentlemen; I’d like your estimated MPH/KPH on monkey branch speed, telemetry, and payloads.

Let that stew in your head for a minute as I did, You’ll be AMAZED as I was!

I’ll go first.

I never met a monkeywoman that didn’t have a problematic past relations~~~ only weeks to minutes behind her, sometimes with one hand on each tree.

Myself, I always needed time to heal that grew in distance and space with each monkey branch relations~~~.

I would spend time and effort polishing myself and cleaning out the old, in preparation for a new. I was under societies evil spell trying to become a prince for their approval. I was on a cultural treadmill and didn’t know or understand what was agonizingly wrong! A proverbial shard of glass deep in my mind had become infected. It had to be examined and extracted before I went insane! I took the psychological scalpel out and started self surgery to find and extract the shard deep within my soul and puncturing my mind.

At that point the question arose in my head, could the problem be them? Hmmmm?

The observation began, a white room to prevent contamination was built and assembled in my head, I was introspecting everything with an attitude of look but don’t touch, observe.

From that point on, no women made the grade, I saw a disturbing pattern, I saw their cruelty and carelessness pass by me as they looked like looters in search of a robbery! And sure enough, they always found a new victim within their reach.

Eventually I noticed that women did not do the same thing, their was no time for (so called) mourning, they were off to another tree remorseless and excited with no thought for all the broken branches she left behind on the prior tree, I realized that time and time gain I was that tree!

Now I am MG-Tower, made of concrete and steel with no handles or branches in a forest of broken trees!

What say you about monkey speed and trajectory? What are your best estimates? How are your branches? are you still even a tree?

Lets keep this thread focused on monkey branch dynamics, payloads, trajectory, and speeds.

Cheers…

[AposematicParticipant 2671]

I was into serial monogamy, unfortunately wifey 1.0 was monkey branching to previous boyfriend, casual lay from Uni, various dance floor couplings and not withstanding the conference orgies. Much velocity behind the swinging too. Still swinging from branch to branch, although at less frequency and shorter rides on the monkey behinds. At 45 ,she will watch “her” 16 y.o. daughter exceed her in SMV and for that matter, Estrogen as well. Popcorn.

Afinogyny.. from the Greek Afino {to abandon/ to set down/ to leave /to allow/ to let } + Gyny {Women} MGHOW’s philosophy to not engage women without “hating them”. Narcorca =Narcissistic Orca typically spouting to a bathroom mirror taking an arms length selfie ; Wallinate describes post wall females whose SMV is terminally negligible New Years resolution "To not make women happy" . Instadestitue: yet another Neologism for Men that cohabit with women that decide to pull the handle of intervention orders.

[Ranger OneParticipant 16836]

The ex moved out of state to move in with her half-Chad/half-WhiteKnight. I’d already been swallowing plenty of red pills up to that point, then after she was gone I consumed thousands of pages on sex, relationships, evolutionary biology, MGTOW, feminism, marriage, divorce, etc.

I was able to explain most of her behavior and predict future behavior. For my first prediction, she flew back to get the last of her stuff plus one of the kids for summer visitation. Only coming back for one night, then flying back to her Chad.

Left a fresh bottle of vanilla rum out on my desk, prediction being she would start drinking it to give her an excuse to sleep with me (with her likely acting seductive to make sure sex happened) and “test the waters” for seeing if she could potentially reverse monkey branch back to me. (I wanted her to think the answer was ‘yes’, so my daughter would live closer to me in the future)

She did not disappoint. In fact, she even said during sex that she still “loved” me, despite having told me for the past few years that she did NOT. She also kissed me on the lips, which was something she refused to do for the past few years, even during sex, and even after having drank.

Prediction fulfilled. Red pill knowledge is particularly useful when used to predict the future.

I’m in my late 40’s, she’s in her late 30’s. She has looked young for her age from the beginning but I know her looks will start to fade. She will probably put on weight like her mother and sister. The dude she is with is roughly my age and has a vasectomy so he can’t be pregnancy-trapped. Only if he is a TOTAL idiot will he marry her.

My prediction is within 5 years, either she will tire of him and try to monkey branch out to other guys or reverse monkey branch to me (post-divorce, LOL). The dude has little to lose by punting her if she cheats. And she probably will cheats.

She’s cheated on the people she’s cheated with before. I once witnessed the hilarity and her crocodile tears when I arranged for Chad #3 to see her out with Chad #4. Poor Chad #3 actually had feelings for her. He was so shocked that she could cheat on him, despite the fact that she cheated on ME with HIM. He thought he was special. I told him that we ALL just THINK that we are special.

All my life I've had doubts about who I am, where I belonged. Now I'm like the arrow that springs from the bow. No hesitation, no doubts. The path is clear. And what are you? Alive. Everything else is negotiable. Women have rights; men have responsibilities; MGTOW have freedom. Marriage is for chumps. If someone stands in the way of true justice, you simply walk up behind them and stab them in the heart-R'as al Ghul.

[Anonymous 3]

I always thought I was the lucky one if a woman broke up with someone & came to me until I realized it was just my turn. I cannot understand how they can move so quickly from one to another. And they always seem to find someone no matter how f~~~ed up they are. It seems the soap opera never ends with them & YES, there is something wrong with THEM!! They lack loyalty, honor & dignity & are remorseless as they “swing” from one to another. In truth they are all potential Porn stars.
Finally, got free of it. NFG on my part. Could care less what they do or say & absolutely no attachment of any kind.
I only act in my own best interests now. Thank you for topic. Stirred me up a little as I recalled some of the horses~~~ I listened to & put up with over the years. MGTOW is the only rational response to these monkey branching creatures

[Anonymous 7]

I guess in this I am lucky.
I have had weemins monkey branch away from me but to my knowledge never towards me.

Nowadays it isn’t so much that I have bunkered-up as it is my tree doesn’t LOOK attractive. The ONE thing that would make my tree attractive, I hide.
We all know what that one thing is, money.

My truck and plain way of dressing screams poor working man.
Add in middle aged, short, bald and a bit of a beer gut (it is going way, slowly but surly) and I am invisible to weemins.

On the surface the only thing I have to offer is little swimmers.
I suppose somewhere out there is a bitch with baby rabies so bad she might test my tree but I doubt it.

[Anonymous 42]

Ranger One wrote:

I was able to explain most of her behavior and predict future behavior.

MGTOW knowledge is like being a GOD and looking down on spoiled bastard children, we can predict their every move and which which trees and branches they will choose!

Anonymous wrote:

Thank you for topic. Stirred me up a little as I recalled some of the horses~~~ I listened to & put up with over the years. MGTOW is the only rational response to these monkey branching creatures

No, thank-you Together we pull out the mind splinters for one another, the reason I created this thread is to strike a nerve at the heart of feminism with a hot iron!

I hope to mine some MGTOW GOLD with this thread, thanks to everyone for your nuggets!

Anonymous wrote:

I guess in this I am lucky.
I have had weemins monkey branch away from me but to my knowledge never towards me.

KEY WORDS: “to my knowledge”, Branching is a woman’s best kept secret until she’s caught!

[Anonymous 11]

My roles with various women over the years have been wallet, dick stand, and one night stand.

The key here is that any woman HB4/5 or greater has a massive orbiter cloud. All she has to do is pluck one until something better comes along for her. We call it monkey branching. The have so many potential branches in that jungle of orbiters.

Men, with Chads being an exception, do not have this luxury. We have to fight through an army of orbiters for a pumpkin to bless us with her holy vagina.

F~~~ that s~~~! I quit. The “prize” ain’t worth the effort. Why would a man want to live under that kind of pressure? There used to be social constructs to check this ingrained female behavior pattern.

Hey bitches, the Paleolithic Period is over, but I guess you never got the memo.

[Anonymous 13]

She monkey branched to me whilst living with her boyfriend.

I stupidly believed her story that he was an abusive psycho.

I stupidly married her.

Now I’m the ex abusive psycho.

NEVER AGAIN.

[Anonymous 43]

When I was removed from my home and barred from contacting my children for 8 weeks, I found out later that Chad Thunderc~~~ move in to take my place three days later.

We were together almost 12 years, married for almost 11. And she moves her f~~~boi in three days later…before my own personal property is boxed up.

My brother almost was shot that day…oh how inconvenient, that his blood would be on the living room mucking up the new carpet. Imagine the kids finding me gone and a blood stain in the carpet. F~~~ me.

Unfukingforgivable.

Bitch opened a new checking account 5 months before throwing me away. lol Judge F~~~wit caught the checking account through the financial discovery motion and awarded me all of the hidden cash! Woot and I promptly gave it to my lawyer.

Bitch boxed up all my swag, and I refused to pick it up, choke on it bitch!

[Anonymous 43]

Matrix, I am an insane psycho too, according to the lies my c~~~ told her family, the chad and the courts, and apparently my kids. Fine, I’m a psycho. Nice to meet you.

Yeah, a volunteer art teacher in the neighborhood school, elementary education student in student teaching with passed background checks and on the Dean’s list and a sitting on a student advisory board is a deranged psychotic homicidal maniac.

F~~~ing lies, deceit and bulls~~~ stacked higher than I can reach. She can put tracking devices on my car, hire people to follow me and try to run me over at the kid exchange place 3X, attack me at my home and stick a knife in my door, and I’m the f~~~ing psycho? Really?

F~~~ all of that noise.

[MonkParticipant 16979]

Women are like big corporations looking for resources. They are machines that chew up the countryside and then move on. They are slash and burn farmers that leave a desert behind them.

[HitmanParticipant]

i went from chad to the good boyfriend.
cheated on all the women i was with,
EXCEPT my ex who left me..
she took the kid and threatened me with never seeing our child again.
marriage left me middle aged and BROKE due to lawyer fee’s.
.
slowly recovering financially,
and emotionally.
.
i banged married women and single mom’s,
banged women with boyfriends,
it didn’t matter.
it was about f~~~ing pussy.
and ALL the bad karma bit me square in my ass.
.
i cried more when my ex took the kid than in my entire life.
almost ate the shotgun.
got on my knees and started praying.
found MGTOW.
.
found out all my worst suspicions about women were correct.
.
i wasn’t f~~~ing those women,
THEY WERE USING ME.
i was a temporary branch they grabbed on to.
.
how many women cheated on their husbands/boyfriends with me..?
i used to be proud of the ass i got.
and my world turned upside down,
and i’m not proud anymore.
. i type this out for the younger men here,
the pussy is a drug,
it can kill you .
they will cheat and f~~~ whoever they want,
there is NOTHING you can do to stop them.
.
they are not happy and will blame you.
there is NOTHING you can do to please them.
.
they are ALL monkeys .
she’s not yours,
it just your turn.

[NomadicExpatParticipant 1785]

My ex-wife monkey branched away to Chad, moved all her s~~~ and my child back to her parents house unbeknownst to me. Got divorce-raped…. but then her monkey branch broke!

Apparently he just wanted some ass…. not to take care of an out of shape woman with the mentality of a 16 year old and a toddler that wasnt his. Surprise surprise.

Can you guys guess what she’s doing now? Typical monkey-branching physics, shes trying to swing back to me!

Because of this failed monkey-branching, she has lost ALL momentum, as I will not lower a limb to help. She is an overweight, irrational, uneducated has-been (was once a model and in small movie roles) single mother who lives in her parents house.

She has weaponized my child against me. She has tried doing a “package deal” recently, as in my Daughter could come live with me…. if she could too. She has tried calling me pet names recently “thanks for the child support, Dear”…

The holidays are always the worst. She will make a concerted effort to reverse monkey branch, as she has for a few years now. She will crash diet to lose quick pounds before I see her, and put on a good show.

I have MGTOW body armor. Im not falling for this s~~~. I just have to brace for impact for the annual ‘S~~~-Vortex’, when she realises once again that there’s no coming back here. She will try to then refuse visitation, followed by social media attacks (why all my accounts are now permanently disabled). My daughters always welcome. She is not even allowed in the dog house outside… thats too close of proximity.

As for younger women, I work with them and have seen their vast Harems of Beta Orbiters. Its all electronic now, ALL THE TIME.

As Matrix so wisely observed, the Smart Phone was the LAST nail in the coffin. Women collect Beta Orbiters the way boys used to with baseball cards. They compare their collections with their friends at work and mock the most feeble and pathetic Betas. I literally see this everyday at work. Its true of married women, ones in LTRs, doesnt matter, THEY ALL DO IT.

Snapchat is by far the most sinister app. It is considered “mainstream friendly”, and isnt technically a dating app like Tinder or OK Cupid, therefore women in relationships are still considered socially acceptable and encouraged to be on it… with “friends”.

Who are those friends? A HAREM of Beta Orbiters, constantly sending a barrage of selfies to the vapid attention whores, while she duck faces them back with cleavage hanging out.

Without a shadow of a doubt, she has mentally “Racked and Stacked” the collection of betas in her mind on a daily basis, picking out which one would be the best to monkey-branch too lest her current Man not “meet all of her needs”.

[Anonymous 7]

NomadicExpat wrote:

I have MGTOW body armor. Im not falling for this s~~~. I just have to brace for impact for the annual ‘S~~~-Vortex’, when she realises once again that there’s no coming back here. She will try to then refuse visitation, followed by social media attacks (why all my accounts are now permanently disabled). My daughters always welcome. She is not even allowed in the dog house outside… thats too close of proximity.

Good for you.

[Sky-OParticipant 18934]

Calculating speed of monkey branching implies they go from one point to another.

Like one branch to another.

But in reality, the orbiters are always already in the perimeter coexisting with the ‘boyfriend’ or husband with no distance between.

It’s really sick s~~~.

So the speed if it had to be calculated is equivalent to how long it takes for a phone call or text to hit the next unsuspecting male victim.

[ghostParticipant]

I prefer to not discuss so as to keep my red pill rage suppressed. Let’s just say that my stories are very similar to the one’s already mentioned.

[Anonymous 42]

ghost wrote:

I prefer to not discuss so as to keep my red pill rage suppressed. Let’s just say that my stories are very similar to the one’s already mentioned.

So that’s how you do it, Gambit! Duly noted for later use!

[Anonymous 11]

Hitman wrote:

cheated on all the women i was with,
EXCEPT my ex who left me..

See what happens when you don’t treat them like s~~~.

I just explained to a woman what an “orbiter” is after she showed me a picture on her Cheatphone of a foxy little bartender her boyfriend is chasing. I called him one of her orbiters.

C-Pig: You have orbiters. All women have orbiters. You know those men that you’re not attracted to who swarm around you like flies trying to get into your pants.

C~~~: There is actually a name for that?

[HitmanParticipant]

Anonymous wrote:

See what happens when you don’t treat them like s~~~.

it’s the damn truth.

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