Mock Marriage Contract – your additions and revisions

[BadgerParticipant 2277]

Here is a rough draft of a mock marriage contract, subject to additions and revisions by MGTOW members. Especially young MGTOW members should contemplate these conditions before succumbing to their sexual urges and the current trap of marriage or cohabitation.

Other MGTOW members might consider giving a copy to their friends who are contemplating marriage. It might open their eyes as to what they will be about to experience.

Your additions, corrections, rewording, rearranging, and revisions are welcomed.

MARRIAGE CONTRACT

I, (Groom’s name), accept (Bride’s name) in marriage,as my lawfully wedded wife,
to love, obey, and cherish her in order to gain intimate access to her body and vagina for sexual intercourse and for unrestricted viewing of her lovely face and body, for as long as she agrees to these conditions.

I, (Groom’s name), do hereby agree to the following terms and conditions of future servitude and slavery in marriage to (Bride’s name) as long as they serve her needs and purposes:

All the current and future needs of (Groom’s name) shall be forever subordinated to those of the entitled Princess, (Bride’s name).

I, (Groom’s name), shall agree to turn over all of my future monies and assets for the future companionship of (Bride’s name). For whatever reason, should (Bride’s name) desire freedom from my companionship, she shall be granted the right to divorce me, whereupon she has the legal right to one-half of my current and future assets and the custody of any children as a result of this union, whether or not I am the father of said children, and she has the right to any support payments for all children until they reach the age of 18.

I, (Groom’s name), will be required forever to have sexual relations only with (Bride’s name), and provide her with sufficient sexual orgasms. If I am able or unable to do so, (Bride’s name) is entitled to divorce me if it so pleases her or she is granted the privilege to have sexual relations with some other male while still married to me without my dissent.

I, (Groom’s name) will be required forever to make (Bride’s name) happy, according to her definition of that term.

I, (Groom’s name), will give up all my interests, hobbies, friends, etc. that are not approved by (Bride’s name).

I, (Groom’s name) will faithfully follow and provide for her the list of current and future rules and needs that (Bride’s name) has compiled. These wants and needs include a house, car, furnishings, etc.

I, (Groom’s name) will make strenuous efforts to provide for every need and want of (Bride’s name) by pursuing more education or higher paying jobs and promotions.

I, (Groom’s name), shall agree not to complain if (Bride’s name) becomes obese or when her beauty fades.

I, (Groom’s name), shall agree not to complain if (Bride’s name) becomes a different person or personality after the wedding vows.

I, (Groom’s name), shall agree to be considered wrong or at fault in all arguments or disagreements.

[Blue SkiesParticipant 15665]

mock marriage contrat:::

never get married.
end of story

MGTOW is not a movement, it is a way of life.

[GrumpyParticipant]

Marriage Contract?

HAHA I mock thee, slaver of my soul.

Away I fly, free on the wind, to where ever my wings may carry me.

Does that make me a mockingbird?

or a flying squirrel?

There was a time in my life when I gave a fuck. Now you have to pay ME for it

[StargazerParticipant 12505]

There is nothing you can do to the existing contract of marriage that would make it palatable and beneficial to the average man aside from tearing it up.

Marriage is, by definition, the binding of a man into eternal financial responsibility for a woman. Once you sign that paper (and, in many cases, act in a manner that would be commensurate with having signed the paper) you are paying for that woman and her offspring for the rest of your life and then some.

Oh sure, there may be the occasional man who uses a marriage contract to his advantage to get money from a woman, but it’s RARE.

You want to try to get a woman to f~~~ you and keep someone coming around by giving her free s~~~, go for it. But you want to sign a contract that says you HAVE to keep giving her free s~~~, even if she stops f~~~ing you and stops coming around and actively hates you and does everything in her power to ruin your life? Well that’s what marriage is for.

Honestly, though… there’s no benefit a marriage contract confers on a man today that can’t be accomplished through wills, trusts, power of attorney or some form of incorporation. So use these contracts… that’s what they’re for… but be wary that pretty much any judge anywhere can declare you legally responsible for a woman just because you let her believe you were.

[BadgerParticipant 2277]

It was only meant to be a satirical take on the current situation and not to be an actual contract anyone would sign. It was meant to be shown to anyone about to marry what they may be getting into.

[GrumpyParticipant]

Badger wrote:

It was only meant to be a satirical take on the current situation and not to be an actual contract anyone would sign. It was meant to be shown to anyone about to marry what they may be getting into.

My apologies FW, for my flippancy.
I get the satire aspect.
However there are a lot of very special people out there who would NOT get it, and then proceed to advance a theory that if they fiddle-f~~~ed with the verbiage. Men would sign up for the roasting again.
There are way to many variables in marriage. All of them revolving around her, benefits for her, her feelings, and her “protection”. Marriage is solely about her, the husband is just tertiary, the only role he really has is to pay up.

As soon as I can come up with a clause. I can think of a thousands of ways to get around that clause.
I’m not the smartest puppy in the pack, however even I know that if I can figure a way around things, much smarter/opportunistic people can too.
IMHO
If a man of 21 years of age has an iron clad unbreakable contract readily available. He would die of old age before any woman could sign it due to the sheer magnitude of clauses and caveats.

Anyhoo
Back to the peanut gallery I go…

There was a time in my life when I gave a fuck. Now you have to pay ME for it

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