Miss Universe 2016

[AFTParticipant 2726]

I love it how women shame each other, because they can’t compete once the wall hits them.

So funny.

http://www.pressreader.com/australia/herald-sun/20151222/281676843869525/TextView

http://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/victoria/degrading-miss-universe-contest-belongs-in-1955-not-2015/news-story/18c3bf1a39305745be0c82eeb53ef505

THIS week in a five star Melbourne hotel 35 genetically blessed women will vie for the title of fairest of them all or as the organisers prefer to call it Miss Universe Australia.

It may be 2015 in the real world but in pageant land it is still 1955; despite the endless bleating about substance over style the competition will be contested exclusively between slim, sexy women who look good in skimpy bikinis.

The biggest absurdity is not that in this day and age pageants still have a swimwear section where women have their bodily assets scrutinised by a panel of judges.

No, the biggest absurdity is that this base superficiality is mixed with attempts at substance when finalists are asked to answer questions about world hunger, climate change or marriage equality.

Let’s stop pretending that beauty contests are anything but a degrading meat market where a woman’s physical assets determine her worth.

When the war cemeteries are half full of the corpses of dead conscripted women, only then will women have earned the right to speak of equality. Sidecar “A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and goes to bed at night and in between does what he wants to do.” - Bob Dylan

[Silverstone the SecondParticipant]

Feminism is a movement where opinions are presented as facts and emotions are presented as evidence.

[Silverstone the SecondParticipant]

Feminism is a movement where opinions are presented as facts and emotions are presented as evidence.

[Silverstone the SecondParticipant]

I’ll just leave these here.

Feminism is a movement where opinions are presented as facts and emotions are presented as evidence.

[Silverstone the SecondParticipant]

Let’s be real here, women want to think that beauty comes with brains. Please, if a woman is pretty, then she has no need to be smart. She can con some mangina into doing her will or big daddy government. They try to add legitimacy to this whole thing, please. It’s a competition of how pretty you are, and not to mention these women are as dumb as a bag of hammers. Women only have their bodies to offer, because as we can see, they are devoid of any intelligence.

Also, beauty pageants sort of became obsolete when internet porn became available, so I don’t know who in the f~~~ is still watching these things.

Feminism is a movement where opinions are presented as facts and emotions are presented as evidence.

[BubParticipant 1415]

Who won this year?

Just rolling down the road

[AnthonyParticipant 241]

This competition should be renamed to “Miss c~~~ 2016”

[нσтησσвParticipant 830]

ummmn…

these women are supposed to be the sexiest? or am i missing something?
stupid and maybe 7.5’s at best…

My Goal: To Leave Society.

[MattNYCParticipant 2329]

Silverstone the Second wrote:

women are as dumb as a bag of hammers

LOL’d at this.

Got a joke for you:

What’s a “f~~~off”?

…

A tiebreaker at the Miss Universe contest. Bah-duhm-tshhhhh.

[Elric GreenstoneParticipant 1637]

Why would anyone on Earth care what these idiots think?

Also. . . glad someone else said it first, as I was starting to wonder about my own view. . . a lot of these girls aren’t that hot. Solid 7s and 8s, but . . . *shrug* Meh.

"You can either love women, or understand women. You can't do both. Because once you understand women, you realize that there is really nothing to love."

[Elric GreenstoneParticipant 1637]

I am fighting a cold, and have been out of it for about a week.

That said, for a brief glimmer of a second I thought it said “Miss Useless 2016”.

"You can either love women, or understand women. You can't do both. Because once you understand women, you realize that there is really nothing to love."

[HitmanParticipant]

I couldn’t care any less. .not possible.

[AFTParticipant 2726]

Think those answers are bad?

Take off all the make up, fake tan, the high heels, and push up bras, then see what you have left.

Absolutely useless walking talking vaginas.

But still one set of post wall fuggly useless skanks need to shame the other set of younger nubile, useless skanks for the one thing they got going for them: youth and beauty of coarse they get a little help from the cosmetics industry.

When the war cemeteries are half full of the corpses of dead conscripted women, only then will women have earned the right to speak of equality. Sidecar “A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and goes to bed at night and in between does what he wants to do.” - Bob Dylan

[TeddyParticipant 70]

Those women are so beautiful. Well…. a few hahaha. When I was watching the contest, most of them are in school majoring in degrees with low returns. Their only asset is their body. Most of them claimed to have boyfriends. I wonder if their boyfriends make 6 or 7 figures. How can Miss Universe change or make their country into a better place? Those women kept saying that….

[The Moth Attracted to the FlameParticipant 2982]

The fact that we even have “Miss ______” pageants is just depressing.

[Just MikeParticipant 393]

A f~~~ing plastic tiara, a paper sash and some flowers for winning. Oh, and the vanity trip of being the ‘number one bestest womenz of them all’. They actually ‘compete’ for that hollow title (rabbit ears because competition actually requires one to do something, you know…just something).

Get the f~~~ out of my face with that s~~~. I’d want something useful like a set of tools for winning a competition, and I’d want to know I’d earned it through some sort of actual skill.

Society: I refuse your stick and carrot. If you try to beat or shame me you'd better take me down first time. If I want smoke blown up my ass I'll buy a cigar and a length of hose.

[narwhalParticipant]

How are these events meat markets? Do women actually believe men watch these? Nope, women are the target audience, same as soap operas. The women are dressing (or undressing) to impress other women, not men. I don’t care one bit what they do in those things. If I want to watch scantily clad women on tv, I’ll watch the cheerleaders. They don’t talk at all and only appear when there’s a break in the game. Perfect.

If women want the event changed or cancel, then don’t complain to men, complain to other women.

As an aside, can you imagine what the categories would be if men actually were the demographic. Keep the bathing suit, but drop evening wear…replace with wet t-shirt. No more talent section, let’s just see who can make the best sandwich. And no more questions about world peace, let’s just see if they can keep their mouth’s shut for 5 minutes.

Ok. Then do it.

[uchibenkeiParticipant 7965]

Steve Harvey announced the wrong winner in the pageant. Watch and enjoy. Your only job is to read the card.

I bathe in the tears of single moms.

[Mr. SpockParticipant 10932]

narwhal wrote:

As an aside, can you imagine what the categories would be if men actually were the demographic. Keep the bathing suit, but drop evening wear…replace with wet t-shirt. No more talent section, let’s just see who can make the best sandwich. And no more questions about world peace, let’s just see if they can keep their mouth’s shut for 5 minutes.

I agree with the mouth shut part but only after the banana down the throat contest was done.

Feminism isn't about equality with men, it's about leverage over men.

[narwhalParticipant]

Yes, I was considering that, as well as some sort of flexibility contest.

Ok. Then do it.

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