Sorry if i’ve put this in the wrong section.
I was wondering if we will ever get to the point where Sunday afternoons have the “MGTOW Movie of the Week”?
Here’s a little screenplay I’ve put together in the hopes that i can pick up funding and have this turned into an actual movie. Sorry about the length but hope you find it funny. As far as the funding goes I’ll start holding my breath in 5.4.3.2.1 (sarcasm).
The Holiday
Synopsis: Husband has been systematically beaten down by land whale wife for years. They have one son who the husband fears for as the son is also browbeaten by the mother. The wife has even gone so far as to tell the husband “i could take everything off of you with one phone call to the cops”. The husband stays calm on the outside but seethes on the inside and decides to finally do something about his situation.
After a particularly bad fight he responds by telling his wife that perhaps she is under too much stress at work and at home. He offers to pay for her annual winter girls holiday in Jamaica. He knows she cheats on him when she’s down there but this time he decides to turn the tables.
He finds out where to get an ounce of heroin from a divorce-raped buddy on the police force and learns how to cut it by researching on Google. He carefully sews the heroin into her expensive, soft-sided luggage and, just to make sure, also sews in an ounce of very pungent Jamican pot so the sniffer dogs won’t miss it. He laughs as he does this because he knows his useless wife couldn’t sew a hole in a sock.
He drives his wife and her two friends to the airport where she “forgets” to kiss him goodbye. He goes home and takes his son out for a steak dinner and waits. While away his wife is too busy to even respond to his texts on “how was your flight” until the final day when she texts him her arrival info to make sure he’ll be at the airport to pick her up.
Driving through a terrible snowstorm, he remains buoyant and happy for the first time in recent memory. When he gets to the airport he waits in the appropriate area of the arrival lounge and scans the passengers for his wife and her friends. As time passes he begins to feel more and more joyful until he is almost giddy. He hides this, of course, and when the arrival lounge is completely empty he goes up to a security guard and asks about his wife. He is escorted back to a security area where he is asked to “sit and be quiet”.
After several hours he is informed that his wife has been found to posses a large amount of heroin and marijuana and the RCMP have charged her with trafficking. Appearing shocked and careful not to implicate himself he state “this must be a mistake! My wife is a school teacher and has always been anti-drugs. Someone must have planted this on her! I demand to see her!”. He is informed that she has been taken into custody and has been transferred to the East Toronto Detention Centre pending formal charges.
He consults an attorney and informs his wife that to protect the family assets, the house and Tommy’s education fund he is going to divorce her so that their assets are secure and he can focus on exonerating her. After completing the uncontested divorce he sends her a post card from the same Jamican resort she always stayed at with a “Wish you were here” salutation.
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