MGTOW joke

[JackinovParticipant 5229]

What the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead c~~~?

There’s skid marks in front of the dog.

are you a chia pet in man drag

[Can’t Stump TrumpParticipant]

Took me a moment but I got it.

Women are better at multitasking? Fucking up several things at once is not multitasking.

[Anonymous 2]

What’s a five letter word for a useless kitchen tool?? A woman.

[GregB0Participant]

Jackinov, Thanks for posting this and I wish that everyone could hear you deliver this joke in person as we did! A wonderful revision of an origional very bad joke. Great job.

Wish I could give you 10 likes.

​"​My father didn't tell me how to live; he lived, and let me watch him do it.​" - Clarence Buddinton Kelland

[NerdTunnelerParticipant]

Jackinov wrote:

What the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead c~~~?

There’s skid marks in front of the dog.

LOL..It took me a minute to get it…

I stand with feet apart and let my balls hang free...Manginas dont have balls...See how they stand and sit at the whim of their masters...

[TuneoutParticipant]

Anonymous wrote:

What’s a five letter word for a useless kitchen tool?? A woman.

Could make that a bed room tool for most of them too!

Lifes a bitch,but you don't have to marry one!

[Back in BlackParticipant 1732]

Can someone please mansplain that to me? /s

"Women are directly adapted to act as the nurses and educators of our early childhood, for the simple reason that they themselves are childish, foolish, and short-sighted—in a word, are big children all their lives, something intermediate between the child and the man, who is a man in the strict sense of the word. Consider how a young girl will toy day after day with a child, dance with it and sing to it; and then consider what a man, with the very best intentions in the world, could do in her place.” Quote from Arthur Shopenhauer, 17th century philosopher

[JackinovParticipant 5229]

Back in Black wrote:

Can someone please mansplain that to me? /s

Meaning someone valued the dog enough to try and stop, but they were too late, hence the skid marks.

are you a chia pet in man drag

[FrostByteParticipant 19005]

Back in Black wrote:

Can someone please mansplain that to me? /s

Good one!! Brilliant use of ironic sarcasm.

If you rescue a damsel in distress, all you will get is a distressed damsel.

[GregB0Participant]

This classroom classic setup/punch line is one of my favorites.

​"​My father didn't tell me how to live; he lived, and let me watch him do it.​" - Clarence Buddinton Kelland

[AttonParticipant]

That is offensive to dogs.

A MGTOW is a man who is not a woman's bitch!

[ResidentEvil7Participant 9617]

Q: Why do you think they used to name hurricanes just after girls?
A: Because you can never figure out what they’re gonna do.

Q: What do women have in common with hurricanes?
A: They come in wet and wild and take everything with them.

I studied weather all my life and wanted to be a weather forecaster. That’s why I had both weather jokes.

https://themanszone.webs.com/

[Anonymous 0]

What’s the name of the horrible scabby, useless piece of fat that surrounds the vagina?

[Anonymous 0]

Anonymous wrote:

What’s the name of the horrible scabby, useless piece of fat that surrounds the vagina?

The woman!

[KeymasterKeymaster]

Q: How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: RAPE!!!!!

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[Anonymous 0]

Q: what do you call a woman with no legs?

A: a dirty c~~~

[KeymasterKeymaster]

Q: Why did God put the female orifices so close together?

A: So you can carry her like a bowling ball.

( OK I’ll stop. )

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[hdvrodParticipant 1109]

God created Adam.

After a while, Adam started to feel lonely so he asked God to help him out.

God said; “I can get you a wonderful creature that will adore you, become your companion, honor you, be faithful to you, and always have your best interests in mind. I call it “woman”.
“But it’ll cost you a leg.”

Adam thought for a while, then he said; “What can I get for a rib?”

Anyway communication, real open communication, is not wanted or even required in a relationship. Women cannot handle fully open and honest communication, plus most perceive it as a weakness on the part of a man. All that is required is catering to her whims, and even then nothing is certain. There is no way to be sure of having a successful relationshit with a woman. MGTaoist

[hdvrodParticipant 1109]

Christmas is around the corner and the wife starts nagging the husband:

What are you getting me for Christmas?
I don’t know
You never get me anything nice. I want a boob job for Christmas
That’s too expensive
I don’t care, I want bigger boobs

The husband says, hold on, and goes to the bathroom. He returns with a roll of toilet paper

What’s that for?
Just pull off a couple of sheets and rub it between your boobs once a day
How’s that gonna make my boobs bigger?
I have no idea, but it sure as hell worked on your ass

Anyway communication, real open communication, is not wanted or even required in a relationship. Women cannot handle fully open and honest communication, plus most perceive it as a weakness on the part of a man. All that is required is catering to her whims, and even then nothing is certain. There is no way to be sure of having a successful relationshit with a woman. MGTaoist

[SocratesParticipant 59]

Thanks for the laughter brothers…..been a long day… but happy single life… Winnning

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