Men Who Marry Chubby Women Are 10 Times Happier (Says Science!)

[Enjoy The DeclineParticipant 1719]

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In a new study conducted by the department of psychology at UNAM, Dr. Filemón Alvarado and Dr. Edgardo Morales discovered that men who were in a relationship with chubby women were TEN times happier than those who were with skinny women.

Who the f*ck writes this sh*t?

"Question everything" - Albert Einstein

[PistolPeteParticipant 27143]

Good post but BMW beat you to it!

/forums/topic/lmfao-men-who-marry-chubby-women-are-happier-and-live-longer/

[Enjoy The DeclineParticipant 1719]

PistolPete wrote:

Good post but BMW beat you to it!

Ah cr*p. What happened was I was looking up on how to spot a person with bipolar disorder and then this ad showed up and then I decided to post it here without even checking if anyone else posted it yet out of excitement of finding this gem. I am sure that he found this article too as one of his ads while he was reading something.

"Question everything" - Albert Einstein

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Enjoy The Decline wrote:

Who the f*ck writes this sh*t?

Fat women. Who else?

It’s bulls~~~ of course, and we know this because women – and NOT just fat women – enjoying seeing their husbands and partner upset.

So point them to the nearest KrispyKreme and have a great day!

(I added the link to a topic created earlier today above ^ )

Just look at this image they chose.
NOBODY would be 10X happier with this miserable looking tub of s~~~.

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[HitmanParticipant]

Fat women are the most repulsive creatures in existence.
They are the epitome of bad health and bad hygiene.
They can NOT properly clean themselves.
I have had the horror of being within 5 feet of a land whale in a closed subway car and the STENCH of her vagina was nauseating.
It’s happened more than once.
Shun them like the toxic dumps that they are.

[AttonParticipant]

If the man likes BBW’s then sure that makes sense. But that is a rather small subset of men and that is being generous.

A MGTOW is a man who is not a woman's bitch!

[Anonymous 0]

I like curves but not so fat they cook that t~~~ cheese all day.

[StormtrooperParticipant 1080]

Because nothing says sexy like fat rolls on your fat rolls…

*Barf*

Having a girlfriend is like owning a gun, the longer your around it, the more you want to shoot it.

[TheStormWithinParticipant 778]

I can’t help but laugh at the hippos who are constantly trying to convince the world they’re really happy with themselves, as if they would pass up the chance to be thin instantly if they could.

The whole reasoning behind wanting to change things about yourself or your situation is unhappiness or discontent. Period.

Aunt Esther: Fred, I'll have you know this body was blessed by Mother Nature!! Fred: Well, too bad your face was cursed by Father Time!

[Anonymous 3]

Sounds good to me. My answer is the same as for everything else of this type: “More pussy for you/happiness for you”.

But really, they all know it’s bulls~~~. When people have something good, they do their darnedest to hoard it for themselves, and try to keep it away from anyone. When it’s something s~~~ty, they try to pretend it’s a great deal for the other person.

If people really believed fatties were so great to be with, nobody would tell us to marry the fatties. Heck if they believed marriage was good, they’d try to keep us away from it.

You know, kind of like how when a girl is a young virgin, society does its best to prevent marriage. Then acts like at 36 these women are better marriage candidates than at 16, and tries to force men into marriages. On the one hand they pretend it’s better, on the other they go apes~~~ that a man would select the “inferior” option. If fat, old women were the best marriage candidates, I promise you they’d try and make it illegal to marry them. This society is just idiotic.

[IntellectualSaviorParticipant 1238]

what about men who do not marry anyone at all? are they even more happier lol!

When I have a pen in my hands, it's lethal.

[Anonymous 25]

In my experience the skinny women stick their fingers down their throats and are unpleasant, stressed and mental. It’s too much effort for them to take responsibility and have a healthy balanced lifestyle with exercise and healthy food. So, if women are crazy and unpleasant to be around, the man is unhappy?! Who’d have thought?!

maybe the study would be better focusing on the relationship to how a woman behaves and how happy the man is

nah, that would mean women have to stop being entitled princesses and take some responsibility and actually be pleasant and likeable

[anonymousyamParticipant 4605]

I actually believe this but for a whole different reason then the writer thinks.

I believe it because the more you do something dangerous the more chance it will effect you thereby killing you or leading to your death. The more cigarettes you smoke the larger risk of cancer or heart attacks, the more you drink alcohol the better chance your kidneys will fail, the more doughnuts you eat the faster you get diabetes or heart disease etc.

Men who marry tubby women are looking forward to their freedom like the days of a sentence however since this women are fat they will not outlive the man like in a usual relationship. It replaces a life sentence with a 30 year sentence instead.

Just an east coast asshole who likes to curse, If you get offended by words like fuck, cunt, shit, piss, bitch or any racial slurs then you just scroll down.

[OdinParticipant 524]

Fat bitches need lurv too LMAO

[Psl47Participant 678]

do you mean something like this ?

thanks …. no /…

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[Psl47Participant 678]

sorry for the pic , guys

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[Anonymous 42]

Enjoy The Decline wrote:

Who the f*ck writes this sh*t?

Those of a certain distinguishable gender are responsible for writing this stuff and all the mental gymnastics in your life? Who else???

[Eric LauderParticipant 12053]

It’s actually true, and it’s a reason why MGTOW is even better than signing a marriage contract with a chubby woman.
A chubby woman is less attractive and by so she have less pussy power while trying manipulating her husband, also a chubby woman have less courtshippers and by so she’s less entitled.
On the other hand, a fleshlight don’t manipulate men and it’s not entitled.

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[Anonymous 11]

I simply couldn’t afford to keep one. That being said, there are more than enough whale hunters. Thinner women, who used to be the norm, now have their heads clear into the Stratosphere.

Also, many normal sized men who date or marry land whales rapidly become obese due to eating the whale’s diet. I’ve seen it happen more than once.

“Social science” in not science. One order of magnitude happier, how did they derive that?

[PuniShredderParticipant 2268]

Except that I don’t find them even remotely attractive and I never will. I do no f~~~ chubby let alone the obese average western woman. GROSS!

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