Men Required to Report to Authorities When They Ejaculate

[RumpoleParticipant 994]

From The Gateway Pundit, 21 March 2019.

Georgia Dems Introduce Bill That Would Require A Man to Report to Authorities When He ‘Releases Sperm From His Testicles’

[Gravel PitParticipant]

Well, then the authorities are going to need to partner with either Kleenex or Hanes socks because they gonna have a big mess on their hands.

[Deadly RaverParticipant]

I think Georgia would be on fire before the end of the week if that bill becomes a law.

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[Puffin StuffParticipant 24979]

A masterbation registry. It’s interesting that they pick men 55 and over for their registry. If you had any doubt whether democrats hate older men then your doubts are now assuaged.

Dems: Sexist and ageist to the core. They’re also racists but this case doesn’t make it clear that it’s aimed at white men over 55.

Your 55 and over wife could report you and have you arrested for not reporting when you whack off. I’m sure women would love a legal curb on their mens masterbation.

I guess dems equate killing a fetus with masterbation. No wonder they want the right so badly. Killing the unborn is such a minor thing /s.

#icethemout; Remember Thomas Ball. He died for your children.

[CarnageParticipant 22113]

Hahahaha

To those following me, be careful, I just farted. Men those beans are killers.

[narwhalParticipant]

Puffin Stuff wrote:

I guess dems equate killing a fetus with masterbation. No wonder they want the right so badly. Killing the unborn is such a minor thing /s.

Yep, this is one of those revenge bills that attempts to create a parallel argument. “See how you like it, men!”. The believe it makes them look intelligent, but all it is proves they have no idea what they’re talking about.

Ok. Then do it.

[Freedom Not SlaveryParticipant 508]

Someone needs to dick slap this stupid c~~~ in the face in public for this retarded bulls~~~.

[JB BooksParticipant 3182]

Even if the law was proposed in jest, the scary part is how many assholes will vote for those dangerous socialists.

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[HermitParticipant]

narwhal wrote:

Puffin Stuff wrote:

I guess dems equate killing a fetus with masterbation. No wonder they want the right so badly. Killing the unborn is such a minor thing /s.

Yep, this is one of those revenge bills that attempts to create a parallel argument. “See how you like it, men!”. The believe it makes them look intelligent, but all it is proves they have no idea what they’re talking about.

They stop killing babies and I would gladly report my goo spew. Hell I’d do it right in front of them.

The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.

[OgreParticipant 5863]

I plead the 5th, and vasectomy anyway. She’s wasting Georgia taxpayer’s time with a silly little c~~~ fit.

Hopefully they wise up and boot her next term. There is no equivalency between a viable pregnancy and one load of baby batter, but she treats murder and ejaculation as the same thing. What more can you expect from a woman Democrat?

I failed to realize in my youth that I was the prize. I was going to work. I was going to earn. Little did I realize that due to feminism, that no longer meant I had to share. Road soon, Desert after.

[ResidentEvil7Participant 9540]

This is stupid! No one is going to obey it! And I don’t think the police want to be swamped with calls over cumming when there are more important things to worry about. So it’s OK to kill newly born children by the request of a woman, but a man has to report his jacking off to the cops? Again, stupid!

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[The Black ScorpionParticipant 2142]

I’m all for it.

It’d be so fun to have the police, 911, government agencies, etc. to be pounded with millions phone calls everyday from guys reporting when they ejaculated.

I can just imagine some feminist “working” in some over paid government position having to listen and record the gory details of each caller. I wonder how long that would last?

Just another example of how the left digs its own grave.

The greatest tragedy in life is to spend your whole life fishing only to discover that it was not fish you were after. - Henry David Thoreau

[MonkParticipant 16975]

To even conceive (no pun intended) of such nonsense, you must be sick in the head.

[TaxGuyParticipant]

Ogre wrote:

Hopefully they wise up and boot her next term. There is no equivalency between a viable pregnancy and one load of baby batter, but she treats murder and ejaculation as the same thing. What more can you expect from a woman Democrat?

Exactly. Ejaculation would be much more equivalent to ovulating, not aborting. The fact that these idiots don’t see that just make their argument look stupid.

The Black Scorpion wrote:

I’m all for it.

It’d be so fun to have the police, 911, government agencies, etc. to be pounded with millions phone calls everyday from guys reporting when they ejaculated.

I can just imagine some feminist “working” in some over paid government position having to listen and record the gory details of each caller. I wonder how long that would last?

Just another example of how the left digs its own grave.

#METOO. Sign me up. I’ll let you know which porn I was watching, what scene got to me, the whole works. I can even save it up for them in a Mason jar if they want me to.

Order the good wine

[Gravel PitParticipant]

The Black Scorpion wrote:

millions phone calls everyday from guys reporting when they ejaculated.

buwhahwhwhahwha!

[phone answers} 9-1-1- whats your emergency?
[man moaning] OHH YEAHH! time of ejaculation 0400, thanks!
{click]

[Mr. SpockParticipant 10907]

Then after this passes there would be false accusations from women accusing men of firing off a few rounds and not reporting it.

Feminism isn't about equality with men, it's about leverage over men.

[EyeswideopenParticipant 2930]

Next step, once the reporting is going well, will be to tax you per load.
It will be called the whack tax. All proceeds to single mom social programs and their chad offspring.
Still cheaper than a wife.

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[BeerParticipant 11832]

TaxGuy wrote:

Exactly. Ejaculation would be much more equivalent to ovulating, not aborting. The fact that these idiots don’t see that just make their argument look stupid.

Its the same people that argue its wrong insurance pays for Viagra but not all birth control. Well f~~~ honey…Viagra is helping a part of the body that doesn’t function normal to function normally…birth control is preventing a body part that is functioning normally from functioning normally…they aren’t even equivalent.

They truly are just that stupid.

[BoarParticipant]

Beer wrote:

TaxGuy wrote:

Exactly. Ejaculation would be much more equivalent to ovulating, not aborting. The fact that these idiots don’t see that just make their argument look stupid.

Its the same people that argue its wrong insurance pays for Viagra but not all birth control. Well f~~~ honey…Viagra is helping a part of the body that doesn’t function normal to function normally…birth control is preventing a body part that is functioning normally from functioning normally…they aren’t even equivalent.
They truly are just that stupid.

What scares me is the amount of company they have….

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[Ranger OneParticipant 16836]

Why is the Democratic party infested with so many low-life degenerates?

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