Men are lazy losers who don't do enough housework

[Smitty the Great OneParticipant 1535]

Edd Campbell wrote:

so telling a woman “Feed me, F~~~ me, and clean my house” is a bad thing?….sigh..that was my best pickup line.

 

mine too….

Life is too long to play by someone elses rules....

[Gabriel A. KingParticipant 730]

I was thinking the same thing.   Feminists have done more to drive men to MGTOW than almost anything else really….

[Zuberi TauParticipant 10606]

I know I’m guilty of slacking off when it comes to house work but god damn, the NBA doesn’t need to be contaminated by card carrying feminists!

[KeymasterKeymaster]

Gabriel! thank you very much for bringing this, we pushed this to the front page immediately today.

And welcome to the MGTOW forums!

That Paul Joseph Watson has grown on me fast.

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[KeymasterKeymaster]

You relayed and wrote that fast! The personal stories are the most entertaining , and when you can do it with humor you have a winner. Why do you suppose the public comments take a wile to fill up?

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[KeymasterKeymaster]

Well we had to tweet you, because it was just so good! And I keep thoughts from topics written as they arise. I wasn’t just ranting (above) that s~~~ is real.

It can take days for the disqus comments under a piece to fill up, but when they do,… they DO. Nobody likes to be first and I can’t blame them.

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[Ned TrentParticipant 4894]

Hey stop me if you heard this pickup line before:

he: Heey baby, would you f~~~ me for 1000, $.

she: Nope.

he: Damn, I could really have done with some extra cash…

I'd rather die a natual death with a clear MGTOW conscience somewhere off the grid than one within "modern" civilisation with a big stress mark on my forehead and a couple of dozen tubes plugged into my body. Back to the plantation..? Me..? Hey, literally: I won't ever fucking kid myself...YZERLMNTSIC

[KeymasterKeymaster]

That’s a good one!

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[Puffin StuffParticipant 24979]

@ Ned

Never heard it, excellent. Put a breakfast smile on my face.

#icethemout; Remember Thomas Ball. He died for your children.

[StargazerParticipant 12505]

I cook, I clean, I do all the dishes and all the laundry. I vacuum, dust, change the cat box, make the bed and take out the garbage every single week and have done so for the last 25 years.

A man needs a housewife like a bicycle needs a fish.

What has a female done for me recently? My last date brought two six packs of beer over… to go with the Dungeness crab, pound of shrimp and pound of crawfish (plus potatoes, corn, onion and garlic) that I bought, cleaned, cooked and served for us… and I did all the dishes.

The honest truth is I’d be better served by a Real Doll. She’d be physically exactly how I want her to look, she’d wear whatever I bought for her, she’d sit where I put her and say nothing and I wouldn’t have to feed her or make her drinks and she’d listen to my music and never complain and would never leave the house. So what if I have to carry her from room to room and soak her in the tub to warm her up… she’ll never age and she’ll never leave me and if anything ever goes wrong between us, I can just patch it up with a silicone repair kit.

[….Participant 305]

They think we are lazy losers until they see a man’s clean house…then they  say something like “are you sure you’re not gay?”  I  usually say something like this in response..”no, I’d like to be married…then I can hire a housekeeper like my married friends” .

[Puffin StuffParticipant 24979]

Don’t let your feelings get involved doc, even with synthetic girls. They age, get brittle, don’t have practice good hygene and will never be there forever. You don’t want to have your self esteem deflated (get it? deflated…blow up girl…oh, forget about it).

And there are some women who aren’t sure if they’re synthetic:

I have an endlessly huge supply of young hotty’s willing to do any crazy s~~~ I’m into that night for my viewing pleasure at the cost of one cup of starbucks a day.

#icethemout; Remember Thomas Ball. He died for your children.

[GoneGaltParticipant 361]

The only things I don’t do at my house are stuff better left to the pros, like installing a new fence and roof, which I had done in the past 2 years. Everything else I do myself – everything. And I still have loads of time to do other things, like catfishing and this year I’m going to try fishing for grass carp, as I’ve seen a recipe for a certain part of the non-bony fillet I want to try, they’re great fighters and what I can’t consume I’ll cut up and use for catfish chum and bait. If I don’t like the first obviously they’ll only be used for the cats.

Doc Fenderson: live Dungeness crab and live crawfish?? Be still my beating heart! About twice a year my brother and I chip in and get a 30 lb sack of the biggest live crawfish available air-shipped to my house, then I break out the seasonings and the propane burner with an 80 qt pot and boil ’em up – last year was the best batch ever, I finally seasoned them perfectly. Naturally we stuff ourselves the first day with nothing but the crawfish and down the suckers with beer, and we eat the remainder cold like crab claws. But it’s not crawfish unless you serve ’em with garlic butter, and I like to add a few dashes of jalapeno-flavored Tabasco sauce to kick it up. With the exception of a live blue shell crab boil this is my favorite meal. Both habits were picked up during a 10 year stay near New Orleans.

[bigboy83Participant 11312]

All this is about is: Trying to belittle or manipulate men to sucker them to do House work so women don’t have to do it.

Which is why women make these “men are useless,” Claims.

 

 

Shit Tested, Cunt Approved.

[– Deleted on Request –Spectator 936]

Doc Fenderson:

 

Considering the women I’ve either courted or been pursued by, a RealDoll would be an attractive alternative.  She won’t lose her looks, won’t cheat, doesn’t nag…..  Sounds like a pretty good deal to me.

 

[– Deleted on Request –Spectator 936]

I’ve often found vacuum cleaners that tenants in our apartment complex have abandoned.  I sometimes take them upstairs, disassemble and clean them, and get them working again.

 

I can often tell when women were previous users.  The brushes have all sorts of fine hair wrapped around them and the intakes are frequently plugged shut.  Worse yet, they’re often full.  (Newsflash, ladies:  cleaning a vacuum cleaner isn’t hard and isn’t a test for joining Mensa!)

 

Women claim men don’t do any housework?  Judging by the condition of the vacuum cleaners I’ve found, neither do they.

 

[StargazerParticipant 12505]

GoneGalt wrote:

Both habits were picked up during a 10 year stay near New Orleans.

Yeah, my dad is from Amite, Louisiana… just a few miles up the road from New Orleans… and he’d have live crawfish shipped to our house now and then. Unfortunately these crawfish weren’t live, they were pre-cooked and shipped cold but not frozen and I re-steamed them in the crab boiler. So they weren’t as good as the fresh ones, of course, but the crab was live and it tasted great, soft as butter. Definitely doing that again soon, I’ll just have a guy friend over who can not only chip in for the cost but also appreciate the meal.

[Anonymous 11]

Copping from Key:

• They say “Men are useless and lazy’….. and expect men to prove we are NOT lazy.

-F~~~ you bitch I work 12 hours a day 6 days a week and keep my house clean too while you sit on your ass complaining about some patriarchy.

• They say “where are all the good men!!”….. and expect men to come running to prove we are “good men”.

-You and you ilk finished me off. I don’t have to prove s~~~ except to me and my clients.

• They say “Chivalry is dead”….. and expect men to come running to to f~~~ing shovel the snow of their cars because women are totally useless.

-I wouldn’t lift a finger to help you. You want equality. Well, experience is the best teacher sweet meat. My old 70+ year old grandmother used to patch her own roof so cut the out the f~~~ing excuses princess. Get crackin’. Physical work is great for cellulite too.

• They say “Im ready tog get married now”….. and think some idiot is is supposed to appear out of thin air for no goddam reason.

-Like I’d swallow that bait from a post wall c~~~ carousel veteran. I’m an educated bass. I know exactly what a fake lure looks like.

[KingOfTheSeaParticipant 1270]

Anonymous wrote:

They say “Im ready tog get married now”….. and think some idiot is is supposed to appear out of thin air for no goddam reason. -Like I’d swallow that bait you over the wall c~~~ carousel veteran. I’m an educated bass. I know exactly what a fake lure looks like.

I’m going to use that line someday.

[Gabriel A. KingParticipant 730]

Keymaster wrote:

Gabriel! thank you very much for bringing this, we pushed this to the front page immediately today. And welcome to the MGTOW forums! That Paul Joseph Watson has grown on me fast.

Thank you sir !   A fine site you run here !

 

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