Meme: It's your choice

[ghostParticipant]

[Anonymous 18]

I make my own sandwich. Please leave my home.

[CarnageParticipant 22113]

Anonymous wrote:

I make my own sandwich. Please leave my home.

Thissss, actually I cook better than most women.

I meet no woman under 30 who can cook.

To those following me, be careful, I just farted. Men those beans are killers.

[ghostParticipant]

Carnage wrote:

I meet no woman under 30 who can cook.

Make that under 35.

[MoreSkyParticipant 4865]

ghost wrote:

Make that under 35.

I wouldn’t trust any woman I’ve met to open a tin of beans that was already open without f~~~ing it up.

Always cooked for myself as I want food a) on time. b) not burned/under-cooked c) in proper quantities.

Borrowing from Terry Pratchett with a bit of Monty Python, for a sandwich do you want:

BACON, BACON, BACON, BACON, with a lettuce leaf and a bit of tomato
BACON, lettuce & tomato
Huge amounts of organic, peace LETTUCE; with a complex infusion of tomato-based hippy dressing; and a dash of bacon salt.

"...reinvent your life because you must; it is your life and its history and the present belong only to you.” It is Your Life, Charles Bukowski.

[ghostParticipant]

MoreSky wrote:

Always cooked for myself as I want food a) on time. b) not burned/under-cooked c) in proper quantities.

Likewise!

[OgreParticipant 5863]

…and that blowjob won’t give itself.

Silence, or a slight gagging sound is golden.

I failed to realize in my youth that I was the prize. I was going to work. I was going to earn. Little did I realize that due to feminism, that no longer meant I had to share. Road soon, Desert after.

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