Meghan Trainor's "Dead Future Husband" song. BLECH!

[IGMOW (I Go My Own Way)Participant 2572]

Schaefe89 wrote:

Who’s Meghan trainor

She did the song “All about the Bass” and “Lips are Moving” which got a lot of views and listen and went up the Billboard charts I believe.  She does a 50s type music and sings supposedly empowering songs for women and people who aren’t skinny, and want more.  She would be considered to have an average build for a woman now, and I guess ok.  But she then goes off and adds snark in her songs, like this one here, that is supposed to be “Girl Power” and acting like she is “all that”.  I actually kinda liked the top 2 she mentioned.  This last one is blech though.  Hey, I am pretty tolerant of what I like in music.  I am big on Uptown Funk and others.

"I am my own thang. Any questions?" - Davis S Pumpkins.

[SmarchitectParticipant 28]

A young lady I was exchanging expensive dinners and dumb movies for sex dating put me on to this song. after all those verses about nothing, the most interesting part was when she hinted at giving the man oral sex but instead said “kisses.”

The song should be called “Dear Future Wallet.”

[Soul ManParticipant 1856]

Wow!  What a plump little train wreck!

As Sidecar said…she should be spokezzwymen for online dating i.e. I’m a fatty 4 but I deserve a 10 man with $100k job.  All others are scum that don’t deserve me!

Puhhhleeeze honey….I might let you saddle up the ‘ol baloney pony after a night of drinking scotch.  If you’re a good girl I might even order in a pizza and feed you to keep you plumped up.  We know your whole “fat acceptance” routine is just a deflection of your shame and low self-esteem.  You’ll be back for more c~~~ and pizza like Pavlov’s dog.  Bow wow baby…now suck it…your pizza is getting cold…

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[IGMOW (I Go My Own Way)Participant 2572]

So Todd in the Shadows finally got to the song and ripped it a new one.  I found the ending funny here (I take it as a joke):

"I am my own thang. Any questions?" - Davis S Pumpkins.

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