MASTURBATOR HATER

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5068]

Decided to darken the tone
Blame Testosterone
It always gives me a bone

Done the dirty deed
Expelled my seed
Erection ejaculation all over my midsection

A translucent glob of goo
Wipe my c~~~ with a crusty sock
And scoop up the rest with a tissue

An infertile tadpole
Trying to make its way into a cleft
Its futile
He’ll have to make do
With a belly-button hole
Its best

Cocooned in Keratin
Protruding in pink skin
Close to the organ
That it came from within

MURDERER!!

Haploid destroyed
Won’t be deployed
Into
A paranoid humanoid

My left hands been bad
The right hand never knew
What the left hand had

A massive one-eyed snake
Tried to give up
This mistake

BUT I’M A WANKER

[Branched offParticipant 10969]

There seems a lot of self loathing here. We need to take a leaf from the feminists book and reclaim masturbation as a healthy male activity. They get to keep dildos and vibrators in their hand bags and we get shamed for having a hard on. Free the c~~~!

A woman is like fire -fun to play with, can warm you through and cook your food, needs constant feeding, can burn you and consume all you own

[EGParticipant 1882]

The only way they can take masturbation from us is by turning men off so bad that men simply lose the motivation.

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5068]

Branched off wrote:

There seems a lot of self loathing here. We need to take a leaf from the feminists book and reclaim masturbation as a healthy male activity. They get to keep dildos and vibrators in their hand bags and we get shamed for having a hard on. Free the c~~~!

How do Mr Branch. I assume you are jesting with the self loathing part….

I know you enjoy these poems the most!

Yes, I would like to give up chopping, but the natural urge is too strong to supress.

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5068]

EG wrote:

The only way they can take masturbation from us is by turning men off so bad that men simply lose the motivation.

A quick chop and then I joyfully go about my day confounding the lemmings.

[MonkParticipant 17038]

EG wrote:

The only way they can take masturbation from us is by turning men off so bad that men simply lose the motivation.

There already!

[Branched offParticipant 10969]

Hello Colin, its good to see that you acknowledge my special enjoyment of your poems.

Masturbation seems to be a feminist activity and doing it apparently makes them strong and independent whereas men seem to still be living in a world where we are told it makes you weak or it is at least a sign of your weakness. I think a man only needs to be ashamed if he is doing it over an ugly woman, a tranny or a feminist.

Good point Mr Garner about modern woman putting one off. Mgtow and feminism have a double effect on desire. You look at a hot woman and think “I couldn’t live with her entitlement and I don’t see why I should give her any of my energy, resources or affection when she would give me noting in return except sex. That would make me a victim of my own sex drive and that is a bit pathetic.” Something down below suddenly becomes a lot less likely to stir at that point.

A woman is like fire -fun to play with, can warm you through and cook your food, needs constant feeding, can burn you and consume all you own

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5068]

Branched off wrote:

Hello Colin, its good to see that you acknowledge my special enjoyment of your poems.
Masturbation seems to be a feminist activity and doing it apparently makes them strong and independent whereas men seem to still be living in a world where we are told it makes you weak or it is at least a sign of your weakness. I think a man only needs to be ashamed if he is doing it over an ugly woman, a tranny or a feminist.
Good point Mr Garner about modern woman putting one off. Mgtow and feminism have a double effect on desire. You look at a hot woman and think “I couldn’t live with her entitlement and I don’t see why I should give her any of my energy, resources or affection when she would give me noting in return except sex. That would make me a victim of my own sex drive and that is a bit pathetic.” Something down below suddenly becomes a lot less likely to stir at that point.

Afternoon Mr Branch. Yes, I like to throw in one of these ones into the mix, keeps you and the transatlantic goons on your toes.
Unlike women, where something has to constantly go in as well as out, we only desire to expel.

For me, chopping the sausage is more a physiological requirement as opposed to a psychological one.

Discard the apple. A chop a day keeps the grim reaper at bay.

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