Mass Effect: Andromeda

[NerevarParticipant 8040]

I played the 10-hour trial yesterday using Origin Access, which gives you 10 hours of play for a mere 4 dollars, and gives you 10% discount if you buy the game, and I must say I enjoyed it so far, despite my earlier hesitance.

Pros:
– it’s Mass Effect
– it looks sleek
– combat is way more fluid than ME2 and on par with ME3
– the banter between Ryder and squad is good
– standard bro-Ryder looks good (nohomo)

Cons:
– I can’t make a white Ryder. Well, he’s “white with a hispanic tan” so to say. I want a pale white ginger motherf~~~er
– there’s Asians, blacks, South-Americans, Middle-Eastern people all around, but whites? Nope
– all women in the game are F~~~ING UGLY
– Cora Harper, one of my squadmates, has fair skin, but can we use it? NOOOOOO
– standard fem-Ryder is HORRID (not that I play female, but you gotta see the vids and gifs)
– the leader, Manveer something, is a massive racist who mocks white people and simply wants us to go extinct, and you see that in the game (referring back to con point two)
– the game seems to have pandered towards SJW’s and feminists over and over again (by checking the skin color of characters and npc’s)
– s~~~ty writing here and there (“I’m sorry, my face is tired”) Really? Your FACE is tired? Bitch, you’re bland as f~~~ anyway, ugly like a character written in an early 2000’s game, shut up
– the Salarians don’t speak as fast as they used to do
– Krogan females sound too nice, too human

More cons than pros, but so far I like the game. Time to continue playing and check out the planet of Eos!

"One of the best things internet exposed is just how insane women are." - Freeman_K

[Jan SobieskiParticipant 28791]

I read somewhere that that uglied the females to make the feminists happy. No link. My memory.

Love is just alimony waiting to happen. Visit mgtow.com.

[Governor Megachris%Participant 3584]

The lesbian sex scene in it is awfully animated, too. -___-

[53ClicksUpParticipant 1345]

I know not of what you men speak… Therefore I will return to my Dillon reloading press and crank out another 400 rounds of 7.62 NATO. In preparation for either the next Islamic terrorist attack or…. When men finally decide to rise up and take this country back from the liberals and the propaganda filed main stream media.

[Anonymous 1]

I was so hyped after seeing the trailer, but then I watched this…:

Not worth in my opinion 60 usd, not even 20

[RedDawnParticipant 1391]

It’s disappointing that it has become an SJW wet dream. Bioware used to be known for their dialogue and rpg elements, but those people are long gone it seems. I’m currently playing ME1 and going to work my way up.

Courage is the key to life itself - Morgan Freeman

[coolthingy450Participant 1223]

Dear god. Even GTA5 has better character development/Ai then this s~~~ty game. Now I know why I didn’t buy this game.

Actions have consequences and consequences have prices. Cause and effect at work.

[sidecarParticipant 35837]

Ain’t paying for that s~~~.

[Anonymous 1]

Jan Sobieski wrote:

I read somewhere that that uglied the females to make the feminists happy. No link. My memory.

Maybe this lol

How Bioware Listens to Feminisits, and Failed Spectacularly

[Anonymous 1]

RedDawn wrote:

It’s disappointing that it has become an SJW wet dream. Bioware used to be known for their dialogue and rpg elements, but those people are long gone it seems. I’m currently playing ME1 and going to work my way up.

Yeah, I’m now playing ME2 again and still have a blast

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