Market breakers trip as NASDAQ goes full retard..

[chirParticipant]

I think the AI’s they use had a stroke.

Amazon lost 87%, Apple lost 14%, Microsoft gained 79%.

I don’t know if it is a glitch they will fix on Wed but this should have been all over the news. Smells a little fishy. Like a cover-up with rotting fish…

BOOM!

Shakalaka BOOM!

This is one of the nightmare scenario’s for AI controlled trading. AI’s may just look at the companies fundamentals and say. This stock is s~~~.

It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion, it is by the beans of Java that thoughts acquire speed, the hands acquire shaking, the shaking becomes a warning; it is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.

[MarketWatcherParticipant]

Looks like we had a glitch. Down or up by $123.47? Very strange, I hope any trades got cancelled. All looks OK now.

[Anonymous 14]

F~~~ it, I hope it goes full meltdown like Wargames and initiates the launch sequence, and says “f~~~ you, I don’t want to play chess”.

[Author]

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