Mark Your Territory

[Red_GreenParticipant 95]

Every year on the Solistace or a good campfire night, I walk the perimeter of my property 3 times widdershins thats counterclockwise. The fist pass, I sacrifice a virgin beer, 1/4 on each corner. The second pass, I offer smoke. Om the third pass, I p~~~.

On each corner, I say a personal prayer and declare that this is my place in the universe.

I feel that there is a bubble around my property. Dogs don’t s~~~ in my yard anymore. The street noise goes dowm. And all those asshole salsemen don’t come around no more. It works!!!

My prayer is stay the f~~~ out or I’ll kick your Ass!!!

[Anonymous 42]

I just took the brush hog for a ride through the abandoned forest and added a few thousand sq, to my clearing, one mangina gave me dirty looks when I was clearing the overgrowth infringing on the road (single mother child that has more to learn than he’ll ever know).

The caterpillars have eaten all the oaks and now killing the pine trees, the oaks should survive but not the pines once all their needles are eaten. You can smell the caterpillar poop and chewed leave droppings.

Way less work this fall with all the leaves gone.

[FunInTheSunParticipant 8283]

Sounds good to me. I mark my territory when I go hiking in the woods. I let those animals know who’s the boss.

"I saw that there comes a point, in the defeat of any man of virtue, when his own consent is needed for evil to win-and that no manner of injury done to him by others can succeed if he chooses to withhold his consent. I saw that I could put an end to your outrages by pronouncing a single word in my mind. I pronounced it. The word was ‘No.’" (Atlas Shrugged)

[Anonymous 1]

Ha — the salesmen probably get the story from your neighbours. “Don’t bother with that crazy bloke, he p~~~es all around his yard”

Well done sir!

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