Man Requests 'Trial By Combat' With Katanas

[Knights Templar RisingParticipant 5106]

I think all divorce lawyers should be forced to enter a dual, if the other person requests it. I bet all those sleazy scumbag attorneys would run like a little bitch if challenged.

Sovereignty above all else.

[HermitParticipant]

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

You must be a fool to believe in that blubber-head of yours that you have a scoob on the 1st.
I was going to pay for Mr Branches airfare, but it would be a waste of crackhead money as it won’t last past 20secs of the first.
See you at Title Boxing Club, Lenexa on the 1st of April Di*k-head.

Will I need to go to “Gentle Dental” afterward? It’s just down the street from Title Boxing.

The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.

[Puffin StuffParticipant 24979]

No, I faced real DV jail. It’s a form of assault. It goes to real jail. It was dumped on me as a surprise one afternoon when I was buying my son Taco Bell to celebrate. When I came home he decided to move to his mom’s house because earlier that day I told him to clean up and feed the dog. He is an LA boy and will not tolerate his father talking to him in such a derogatory fashion so he called the cops on me.

I wasn’t arrested. They came to my house and took my son into custody while I was at work. As this was a set up between him and his mom…who didn’t require homework, and had a house in Hawaii…he never spent any time in custody because his mom had already flown up to pick him up. It was all pre-planned.

I had to go to criminal court with all the child rapists and serious batterers. If I was found guilty it was off to the pokey for six months or a year.

Luckily I had realized my legal situation years before and had prepared a defense should this kind of thing arise.

I sent my son to see a psychologist, because he wasn’t doing homework and wouldn’t listen to me (he secretely wanted to move to his mom’s but was conflicted). So, when I went to court I had documentation of all my statements and could prove that my son had never complained about being abused and that on the contrary, would lie about doing drugs, then tell the truth…my son was a well studied liar. And was especially good at lying to court to get his way in custody cases. Something he’d been doing since 9 months old.

The criminal court lied to me and told me I didn’t even need to get an attorney. A criminal attorney. My family court attorney recommended this guy. He went and talked to the DA on the day of the trial and made a settlement with just dropping the charges and transferring custody to his mother.

Now, 6 years later, everything between him and I are fine. I will always hate his mother for creating this drama. This was cruel. All he had to say was that he wanted to move. And I told him so.

#icethemout; Remember Thomas Ball. He died for your children.

[TwistParticipant]

Puffin Stuff wrote:

I will always hate his mother for creating this drama.

The Court accepts, encourages and rewards those who would have been branded hysterical a couple of decades ago.

My, how progressive things have gotten.

#believeher

Glad you had your ducks in order – most won’t have a clue to do so.

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5066]

Hermit wrote:

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

You must be a fool to believe in that blubber-head of yours that you have a scoob on the 1st.I was going to pay for Mr Branches airfare, but it would be a waste of crackhead money as it won’t last past 20secs of the first.See you at Title Boxing Club, Lenexa on the 1st of April Di*k-head.

Will I need to go to “Gentle Dental” afterward? It’s just down the street from Title Boxing.

Not likely.
I would rather give you a hug…..a bear hug. Which is quite apt as (apparently) I am a bear.

[HermitParticipant]

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Hermit wrote:

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

You must be a fool to believe in that blubber-head of yours that you have a scoob on the 1st.I was going to pay for Mr Branches airfare, but it would be a waste of crackhead money as it won’t last past 20secs of the first.See you at Title Boxing Club, Lenexa on the 1st of April Di*k-head.

Will I need to go to “Gentle Dental” afterward? It’s just down the street from Title Boxing.

Not likely.I would rather give you a hug…..a bear hug. Which is quite apt as (apparently) I am a bear.

I gotta’ tell ya’, I’d prefer to be punched in the face. The thought of having you hug me is nightmarish.

The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5066]

Hermit wrote:

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Hermit wrote:

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

You must be a fool to believe in that blubber-head of yours that you have a scoob on the 1st.I was going to pay for Mr Branches airfare, but it would be a waste of crackhead money as it won’t last past 20secs of the first.See you at Title Boxing Club, Lenexa on the 1st of April Di*k-head.

Will I need to go to “Gentle Dental” afterward? It’s just down the street from Title Boxing.

Not likely.I would rather give you a hug…..a bear hug. Which is quite apt as (apparently) I am a bear.

I gotta’ tell ya’, I’d prefer to be punched in the face. The thought of having you hug me is nightmarish.

Hermit wrote:

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Hermit wrote:

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

You must be a fool to believe in that blubber-head of yours that you have a scoob on the 1st.I was going to pay for Mr Branches airfare, but it would be a waste of crackhead money as it won’t last past 20secs of the first.See you at Title Boxing Club, Lenexa on the 1st of April Di*k-head.

Will I need to go to “Gentle Dental” afterward? It’s just down the street from Title Boxing.

Not likely.I would rather give you a hug…..a bear hug. Which is quite apt as (apparently) I am a bear.

I gotta’ tell ya’, I’d prefer to be punched in the face. The thought of having you hug me is nightmarish.

What, rearrange it into something even more old and twisted?

Ok, see you at Buttonfly Zippers, Oaklawn, Sedgewick County noodle brain.

[Branched offParticipant 10926]

I am way behind on this one boys. Colin is on tour in the US in April? And he is going somewhere I have ever heard of in Kansas that is right near a place given a name that I thought was reserved only for porn whores -Shawnee- and its all in a place called Johnson county. And Colin is called a big bear and he is definitely not even a part time homosexual.

Sounds good.

A woman is like fire -fun to play with, can warm you through and cook your food, needs constant feeding, can burn you and consume all you own

[HermitParticipant]

Branched off wrote:

I am way behind on this one boys. Colin is on tour in the US in April? And he is going somewhere I have ever heard of in Kansas that is right near a place given a name that I thought was reserved only for porn whores -Shawnee- and its all in a place called Johnson county. And Colin is called a big bear and he is definitely not even a part time homosexual.
Sounds good.

I’m just as behind as you are. Colin has these fantasies that he talks about as though they are really going to happen. I may as well admit to him that I do actually live near Wichita. Still, he’ll never find me.

The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5066]

Branched off wrote:

I am way behind on this one boys. Colin is on tour in the US in April? And he is going somewhere I have ever heard of in Kansas that is right near a place given a name that I thought was reserved only for porn whores -Shawnee- and its all in a place called Johnson county. And Colin is called a big bear and he is definitely not even a part time homosexual.
Sounds good.

Goon Town still isn’t quite ready for sublimity, but I feel the South West shires are…..

[MonkParticipant 16979]

Branched off wrote:

If you brought back duelling now there would be an explosion in deaths for a couple of years and then things would become a whole lot more civilised as people began to accept consequences to bad behaviour and deaths would fall away greatly.

“An armed society is a polite society”.

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5066]

Hermit wrote:

Branched off wrote:

I am way behind on this one boys. Colin is on tour in the US in April? And he is going somewhere I have ever heard of in Kansas that is right near a place given a name that I thought was reserved only for porn whores -Shawnee- and its all in a place called Johnson county. And Colin is called a big bear and he is definitely not even a part time homosexual.Sounds good.

I’m just as behind as you are. Colin has these fantasies that he talks about as though they are really going to happen. I may as well admit to him that I do actually live near Wichita. Still, he’ll never find me.

I never told you I am learning to read Svenska(Swedish).
There is an online Svenska newspaper that I am trying to decipher.
There is little point in learning to speak the language at the moment, as I have no-one to converse with.
Although I can speak very small conversations. Probably know a couple of hundred words.

Here’s one pertaining to you:

TRANSATLANTISKA MAGAR

[HermitParticipant]

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Hermit wrote:

Branched off wrote:

I am way behind on this one boys. Colin is on tour in the US in April? And he is going somewhere I have ever heard of in Kansas that is right near a place given a name that I thought was reserved only for porn whores -Shawnee- and its all in a place called Johnson county. And Colin is called a big bear and he is definitely not even a part time homosexual.Sounds good.

I’m just as behind as you are. Colin has these fantasies that he talks about as though they are really going to happen. I may as well admit to him that I do actually live near Wichita. Still, he’ll never find me.

I never told you I am learning to read Svenska(Swedish).There is an online Svenska newspaper that I am trying to decipher.There is little point in learning to speak the language at the moment, as I have no-one to converse with.Although I can speak very small conversations. Probably know a couple of hundred words.
Here’s one pertaining to you:
TRANSATLANTISKA MAGAR

Not sure you’re quite there yet. From what I could find, that translates to “transatlantic stomachs”…..or maybe that is what you meant to say.

The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.

[HermitParticipant]

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Hermit wrote:

Branched off wrote:

I am way behind on this one boys. Colin is on tour in the US in April? And he is going somewhere I have ever heard of in Kansas that is right near a place given a name that I thought was reserved only for porn whores -Shawnee- and its all in a place called Johnson county. And Colin is called a big bear and he is definitely not even a part time homosexual.Sounds good.

I’m just as behind as you are. Colin has these fantasies that he talks about as though they are really going to happen. I may as well admit to him that I do actually live near Wichita. Still, he’ll never find me.

I never told you I am learning to read Svenska(Swedish).There is an online Svenska newspaper that I am trying to decipher.There is little point in learning to speak the language at the moment, as I have no-one to converse with.Although I can speak very small conversations. Probably know a couple of hundred words.
Here’s one pertaining to you:
TRANSATLANTISKA MAGAR

Here’s one for you.

retarderad homosexuell

The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.

[HermitParticipant]

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Hermit wrote:

Branched off wrote:

I am way behind on this one boys. Colin is on tour in the US in April? And he is going somewhere I have ever heard of in Kansas that is right near a place given a name that I thought was reserved only for porn whores -Shawnee- and its all in a place called Johnson county. And Colin is called a big bear and he is definitely not even a part time homosexual.Sounds good.

I’m just as behind as you are. Colin has these fantasies that he talks about as though they are really going to happen. I may as well admit to him that I do actually live near Wichita. Still, he’ll never find me.

I never told you I am learning to read Svenska(Swedish).There is an online Svenska newspaper that I am trying to decipher.There is little point in learning to speak the language at the moment, as I have no-one to converse with.Although I can speak very small conversations. Probably know a couple of hundred words.
Here’s one pertaining to you:
TRANSATLANTISKA MAGAR

…….and another

konstigt kryp

The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.

[MonkParticipant 16979]

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

I never told you I am learning to read Svenska(Swedish).

You did.

Why bother with Swedish anyway? It will soon be a dead language.

[Vajra VarahaParticipant 1283]

Monk wrote:

You did.

Why bother with Swedish anyway? It will soon be a dead language.

Because someone has to save the Swedish Bikini Team…..there’s a flashback for ya…..

[Puffin StuffParticipant 24979]

The Swedish Bikini Team has a rapid response division.

#icethemout; Remember Thomas Ball. He died for your children.

[Branched offParticipant 10926]

That’s taught me something new anyway. Feminists did not like women getting paid to do the only thing they were good at in beer ads. Makes sense. They were just jealous that the models were hotter than they were.

These days I look at it and say “and if the Swedish bikini team did turn up they would just have spoilt my day” I don’t think I am in favour of women getting paid to do the only thing they are good at either now I come to think of it. It just continues the unacceptable stereotype of the thirsty Beta who will drop everything and follow a hot women with money and attention. They are not actually something good.

A woman is like fire -fun to play with, can warm you through and cook your food, needs constant feeding, can burn you and consume all you own

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5066]

Monk wrote:

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

I never told you I am learning to read Svenska(Swedish).

You did.
Why bother with Swedish anyway? It will soon be a dead language.

Monk wrote:

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

I never told you I am learning to read Svenska(Swedish).

You did.
Why bother with Swedish anyway? It will soon be a dead language.

Because my heritage is Swedish. Last name Nordic.
I look the epitome of a Viking(apart from hair on head). Tall, broad, blue eyes, and big golden beard.
I have the traits of a Scandinavian. Introvert, love nature, naturally strong, don’t like small talk, and diet.

Hence learning my Mother tongue. Cheers matey!

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