Mangina drops engagement ring in lake while proposing to landwhale

[ghostParticipant]

Not only is this mangina proposing to a landwhale, he drops the engagement ring in a lake during the proposal. He is still making payments on the ring and it doesn’t look like it was insured either. I think he deserves to be with the landwhale. Just take a look at this clown.

Daily Mail Article

[FunInTheSunParticipant 8283]

I think it’s a sign worth heeding: don’t do it, pal!

Imagine how many people you’d have to pick up and drop of to make $3000 as an Uber driver. This dude will probably spend $3000 a year just to feed his future wife. Give her an all-you-can-eat buffet gift card instead of a ring.

I’ll bet Gollum found the ring after everyone left. Then he disappeared.

"I saw that there comes a point, in the defeat of any man of virtue, when his own consent is needed for evil to win-and that no manner of injury done to him by others can succeed if he chooses to withhold his consent. I saw that I could put an end to your outrages by pronouncing a single word in my mind. I pronounced it. The word was ‘No.’" (Atlas Shrugged)

[IRuleMeParticipant]

[Jim01Participant 6678]

that is blatantly a scam – only complete morons would give them money

[ghostParticipant]

The world is awash with manginas.

[ghostParticipant]

FunInTheSun wrote:

Give her an all-you-can-eat buffet gift card instead of a ring.

You really think she can get fatter? Look at her, she’s the size of s f~~~ing blue whale mate.

[TicParticipant 4329]

In a sane world, she should be giving somebody 3 grand just to f~~~ her.

God bless peace and freedom.

[Anonymous 42]

I’m waiting for our dam gate to fail again so I can scour the bottom of the lake with a metal detector searching for my grandfather’s ring he lost fishing in 1995, just after I repaired the gate the first and last time.

F~~~ the lake! I want a golf course!

[ghostParticipant]

Tic wrote:

In a sane world, she should be giving somebody 3 grand just to f~~~ her.

I wouldn’t f~~~ her for 30 grand, mate.

[ghostParticipant]

Anonymous wrote:

I want a golf course!

What are you going to do with that?

[Anonymous 11]

Yet another reason to never spend that much money on something so small.

Imagine how big she’ll be a year after they’re married.

[hollowtipsParticipant 681]

Sad

[Billy&The CloneasaurusParticipant]

He should have crammed the ring on her sausage finger before it fell in. At least then it would be attached to a life preserver. Blubber is quite buoyant. And she’s blessed with about 300 pounds of it.

Smh…

The answer, is no.

[ghostParticipant]

Billy&The Cloneasaurus wrote:

He should have crammed the ring on her sausage finger before it fell in. At least then it would be attached to a life preserver. Blubber is quite buoyant. And she’s blessed with about 300 pounds of it.

I would like to see your theory tested.

[sjt1975Participant 2536]

How desperate/brainwashed is he to even consider a fattie like her? It makes me sick to my stomach. She’s ugly when fully clothed. I have seen more and more landwhales (and landwhales-in-training) around here in the UK; it’s just so off-putting, I can barely even look in their direction (I walk to work and I work with some fatties).

[ghostParticipant]

sjt1975 wrote:

How desperate/brainwashed is he to even consider a fattie like her? It makes me sick to my stomach. She’s ugly when fully clothed. I have seen more and more landwhales (and landwhales-in-training) around here in the UK; it’s just so off-putting, I can barely even look in their direction (I walk to work and I work with some fatties).

Poor landwhales. Imagine how they must feel BEING a landwhale.

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