Man Bun Craze Has Gotten Out Of Hand

[Point Of No ReturnParticipant 4074]

Every second dude I see sitting in any bar I walk by has a simp slouch and a man bun. Where’s MGTOW when you need them? What has been seen cannot be unseen! My eyes hurt!

Know when it is your duty to give them zero explanations for your actions.

[Faust For ScienceParticipant 22589]

What is a “man bun”?

I have been fortune not to see this, so I do not know what you are referring too.

[Point Of No ReturnParticipant 4074]

Know when it is your duty to give them zero explanations for your actions.

[Anonymous 42]

I f~~~ing hate long hair! Sucks when it gets caught in the creeper wheels when you’re changing out a transmission!

Never again! Plus it’s a waste of shampoo! I never had a f~~~ing girly bun! You may as well have pony tails!

[TuneoutParticipant]

Yeah that and skinny jeans,must be for guys with no b~~~~,lol

Lifes a bitch,but you don't have to marry one!

[Point Of No ReturnParticipant 4074]

Oh the guys have b~~~~ alright… They’re just in her purse!

Know when it is your duty to give them zero explanations for your actions.

[Anonymous 11]

We used to have this crazy bastard long since dead who used to chop off the pony tail of any hippie that walked by his place of business back in the early 70s. Rumor had it that he shot at landing planes too.

I don’t like long hair. It’s too much work, and you don’t want to give someone a handle to grab onto if you ever get in a fight. Speaking of hair, it’s time to shave mine.

[HitmanParticipant]

Men should not adopt female ways.
Let women have long hair and tie it in a bun.
It’s like a handle on their heads for holding on to when they blow you.
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If you’re a samurai warrior then disregard.

[StargazerParticipant 12505]

I f~~~ed the girl who wore the Wendy costume once. And she was a genuine redhead to boot, with matching carpet. Good times.

[JollyMisanthropeParticipant 3356]

Short hair for men is more of a modern thing actually. Do you think the vikings were running around with crew cuts? Over our history as humans, long hair for men has been far more common than short hair. I just think it’s kind of foolish to equate long hair with being feminine.

That being said, man-buns are for f~~s.

The Children of Doom... Doom's Children. They told my lord the way to the Mountain of Power. They told him to throw down his sword and return to the Earth... Ha! Time enough for the Earth in the grave.

[Anonymous 11]

Stargazer wrote:

I f~~~ed the girl who wore the Wendy costume once. And she was a genuine redhead to boot, with matching carpet. Good times.

Oh, hell yeah!! Banging redheads is always a guaranteed good time. I’d break monk for a pump-n-dump on a 20 year old one in a Wendy’s costume.

Man buns? Again, WTF???

[surferdudeParticipant 159]

It´s funny how something becomes a trend. Shows the herd mentality of people.

Where I live all men my age have the same hair cut. It´s pathetic.

[Freeman_KParticipant 3524]

Man buns are ok, it is like a code for who is hive obiding mangina/white knight. Unless this is a man with long hair spanning decades i laugh at them. All they need after man bun is a man purse and i am willing to buy tampons for any such sorry f~~~ i see.

The choices we make, not the chances we take, determine our destiny

[Joey CusackParticipant 1044]

This

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[Anonymous 11]

I saw my first man bun in real life about 20 minutes ago. This is spiraling out of control.

[Cap285Participant 6007]

We have a guy in the gym with one. He has a very punchable face. Along with the other douchebaggery. When did gyms get like this? They used to be large rooms filled with torture devices. Now, it’s hippie central.

Anonymous wrote:

I saw my first man bun in real life about 20 minutes ago. This is spiraling out of control.

Yup. While women continue to sit around and wonder where masculine men are while telling them to get man buns.

Fuck this planet.

[Ice-JiubParticipant 491]

It’s depressing how guys my age seem to think a man-bun and beard are acceptable substitutes for a personality.

[The Laughing ManParticipant 1020]

I have one, hair cuts are less often and requires less effort.

-2 cents

I thought what I'd do was I'd pretend I was one of those deaf-mutes...or should I?

[Anonymous 5]

There really converting themselves as women now looking just like them.me I got burn scars on my face so I always have some facial hair.skinny jeans suck I like them baggy.

[PuniShredderParticipant 2268]

I want to beat the s~~~ out of every dude I see with a man bun. Young guys…WTF is your generation so f~~~ing soft??

Be professional be polite but always have a plan to kill everyone you meet.

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