Man Arrested For Sell Farts In Jars

[Remove me!Participant]

This guy just got caught up in this messed up court system just trying to make a living.

Man Arrested After Selling Farts In Jars Without A Vending License

Like a bird on the wire, like a drunk midnight choir, I have tried in my way to be free.

[Anonymous 11]

Being that he lives in Krystal country, I’m sure he had no problems with production.

[Old BuckParticipant 3596]

Don’t people realize they can get farts for free?

I am definitely in the wrong business…….

Don't chase tail. Turn yours around, walk away, and live free!

[joetechParticipant]

He probably forgot to file an environmental impact report concerning green house gasses.

"Don't follow in my footsteps...I stepped in something."

[UntamedParticipant]

Lemme get this straight. He had permission to sell farts just as long as he had a permit?
This world is getting more demented by the minute!

Where do I sign up for their next flight to Mars? I want to leave this planet. I don’t even wanna be human anymore.

I identify as a Martian.

Don't let them Blame, Shame or Tame you!
Give 'em NOTHING, not even an answer!
#GenderSegragationNow!

[Will RobinsonParticipant 3479]

I’m selling a brew your own kit for anyone interested.

Do I need a permit if I take the label off and replace it with one saying “brew your own fart kit”?

May you walk in peace and happiness, May you and all mgtow, near and far walk in peace and happiness.

[joetechParticipant]

Will Robinson wrote:

I’m selling a brew your own kit for anyone interested.

Do I need a permit if I take the label off and replace it with one saying “brew your own fart kit”?

beans

As long as you remember to pay taxes on the proceeds they should leave you alone. Just beware of any copyright infringements. Maybe I should start selling my urine to meth addicts to be used to sterilize their needles?

"Don't follow in my footsteps...I stepped in something."

[MACHOParticipant]

This world has lost touch with decency, dignity, values.. it only functions via the intellect, science, economics. Most people don’t even believe that humans possess a soul. I believe the percentage of unbelievers has climbed to near 25%. It’s all about $$ now. Anything goes!

Untamed wrote:

Lemme get this straight. He had permission to sell farts just as long as he had a permit?
This world is getting more demented by the minute!

Where do I sign up for their next flight to Mars? I want to leave this planet. I don’t even wanna be human anymore.

I identify as a Martian.

You must own a better Crystal ball than I

[SH3LLZParticipant 5569]

Well SH!T… XD

#ICETHEMOUT
#MANOUT

#ICETHEMOUT!!! #MANOUT!!! #HIDEYOURWEALTH #VAGINAISWORTHLESS

[ResidentEvil7Participant 9541]

So what if he doesn’t have a permit to sell something? I don’t need one when I sell on eBay. So what difference does it make?

https://themanszone.webs.com/

[Mr. SpockParticipant 10907]

This is going to cause the black market prices to sky rocket.

Feminism isn't about equality with men, it's about leverage over men.

[SuggestiusParticipant 3312]

I must show it to my colleagues. Only in Tennessee.
At least he is not original.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Artist%27s_S~~~

A tin was sold for €124,000 at Sotheby’s on May 23, 2007

Happiness for all and let no one be forgotten ("Roadside picnic", Arkady and Boris Strugatsky)

[AwakenedParticipant 35200]

Even Jarred Farts are being regulated by big brother.

In a World of Justin Beibers Be a Johnny Cash

[uchibenkeiParticipant 7965]

I guess he farts coco chanel and s~~~s good bricks.

I’m going to start selling sharts in a jar. Jarts.

I bathe in the tears of single moms.

[anonymousyamParticipant 4605]

Goddamn this is one of the most reliable news sources around. I can’t believe those evil pigs arrested that innocent man for trying to make a livin

Just an east coast asshole who likes to curse, If you get offended by words like fuck, cunt, shit, piss, bitch or any racial slurs then you just scroll down.

[Old BuckParticipant 3596]

GODDAMN I’M GOING TO BE RICH!!!
Only stupid women are going to buy this.

I start by making my world famous bread & butter pickled eggs.
A steady diet of the eggs produces enough product to fill several cases of jars.

Don't chase tail. Turn yours around, walk away, and live free!

[Anonymous 14]

Remove me! wrote:

This guy just got caught up in this messed up court system just trying to make a living.

Man Arrested After Selling Farts In Jars Without A Vending License

NOOO! My master plan to get rich has been foiled! F~~~ life!

[UntamedParticipant]

MACHO wrote:

. I believe the percentage of unbelievers has climbed to near 25%

Make that 60% and I think we get close to a more accurate ballpark figure.

Don't let them Blame, Shame or Tame you!
Give 'em NOTHING, not even an answer!
#GenderSegragationNow!

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