Making Love In A Proton

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5068]

Inspired by a true story.

It was so romantic lying on the back seat with the one
Making love in a Proton

Forget flowers
We were showered
With rubber Johns

We caressed
When undressed
As our backs were pressed

At the back of the Proton
Making love
On and on

Until the break of morning
When the sun shone

I awoke to your snoring
And your drawing

Blood from the syringe
Lying there with your gaping minge
Whilst I sat there
With a neck impinge

Watched your eyes mist
When the Heroin went in

You were p~~~ed
Cause the steering wheel
Dug into your heel and shin

You then proceeded to be sick
On the windscreen
A thick mix of
Baked beans and Diamorphine

I realised to myself
As I looked at your ill health

You aint’ my type
As I passed you
Your personalised crack pipe

Gazed when you took a hit
I was amazed when you quickly split

Puff
Then you were gone

No more making love
In a Proton

Making love
In a lay-by

It was the best lay
I had ever tried

[BubParticipant 1406]

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

your gaping minge

She sounds like a real Princess

Another beautiful effort, you’re to good for this joint…..

Just rolling down the road

[Gravel PitParticipant]

Ya ought to get a freaking Patreon account Colin. Make some dough off this stuff cause you have talent unlike the wetbrain gumshoes on JewTube, T~~~ter and Instascam. People love twisty lil’ poems like these, especially deranged ForeverAlone airboxes I bet… I wouldnt know. But I do know that if those Lobotomy victims can score ad revenue, maybe you can too. lol.

Dude, I bet you have a raspy british accent, record yourself reciting these poems. (just the audio) Toss in a slideshow of birds or whatever you want to make images, they dont matter anyway, just the audio counts. Women flood their panties with goo over a Brit’s accent. Youll make money.. dont know till you try it. Fuxckin eh, Ill do it lol. But not without your permission… but I dont have the BrotishIrish tougue. I cant fake that believably.

[bladeParticipant]

Have you had an aids test. Sounds a beauty col

THE PLANTATION HAS NOW TURNED INTO THE KILLING FIELDS . WOMAN ARE NOW ROLLING CAMBODIAN STYLE .

[Branched offParticipant 10934]

Colin you are not a street cleaner mate. Stop picking up rubbish from the gutter. But the poem is ok.

Gravel pit, your saying American women love a British accent reminds me of a funny thing I once saw. I was in a trailer park in Utah in the trailer of a notoriously interesting character who had done the climbing stunts for the Eiger sanction movie. He was by that time an old alcholic on medic aid living in a trailer park but he was an interesting guy who wrote climbing guide books and we had just climbed a new tower in the desert and we were going to tell him about it. I was with his mate who was a short little brit who looked like a Jack Russell terrier (quite an old one too, he was in his 60’s but he was a bit of a retired Chad). The old alky was also a chad, just one who was down on his luck in late life but he was a funny and generous guy so he still had a couple of trailer park women in their late 40’s hanging about him. One of these classy dames latched onto my British friend and was practically trying to tear his trousers off. The best chat up line she uttered was “Oh I adore your accent. Its so classy. It sounds like you are a British lord. I would love to on the arm of a man who talked like that” My mate and I laughed all the way home about it. The thing is my British friend did indeed have a British accent but it was a Cumberland accent. Its a pleb’s accent. No lord has ever spoken like that -a lord’s bastard son got off a shepherdess he encountered while hunting on the fells maybe but no lord. I wonder if our Colin has a Brummie accent or at least a midlands one? If so I bet the classy birds down the trailer parks will still wet their knickers over him.

A woman is like fire -fun to play with, can warm you through and cook your food, needs constant feeding, can burn you and consume all you own

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5068]

Bub wrote:

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

your gaping minge

She sounds like a real Princess
Another beautiful effort, you’re to good for this joint…..

Never!, I fit in with the rest of societies rejects here. Good, I don’t want to belong to this messed up herd.

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5068]

blade wrote:

Have you had an aids test. Sounds a beauty col

As I am unlikely to use my member for other than excreting waste matter, I won’t have a test.
I am not sure HIV is a real disease anyway.

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5068]

Gravel Pit wrote:

Ya ought to get a freaking Patreon account Colin. Make some dough off this stuff cause you have talent unlike the wetbrain gumshoes on JewTube, T~~~ter and Instascam. People love twisty lil’ poems like these, especially deranged ForeverAlone airboxes I bet… I wouldnt know. But I do know that if those Lobotomy victims can score ad revenue, maybe you can too. lol.
Dude, I bet you have a raspy british accent, record yourself reciting these poems. (just the audio) Toss in a slideshow of birds or whatever you want to make images, they dont matter anyway, just the audio counts. Women flood their panties with goo over a Brit’s accent. Youll make money.. dont know till you try it. Fuxckin eh, Ill do it lol. But not without your permission… but I dont have the BrotishIrish tougue. I cant fake that believably.

I have thought about having a you-tube channel, having a character befitting for each poem. Not revealing my face though.
I have a deep voice as my marrow is seeping with Androstane.

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5068]

Branched off wrote:

Colin you are not a street cleaner mate. Stop picking up rubbish from the gutter. But the poem is ok.
Gravel pit, your saying American women love a British accent reminds me of a funny thing I once saw. I was in a trailer park in Utah in the trailer of a notoriously interesting character who had done the climbing stunts for the Eiger sanction movie. He was by that time an old alcholic on medic aid living in a trailer park but he was an interesting guy who wrote climbing guide books and we had just climbed a new tower in the desert and we were going to tell him about it. I was with his mate who was a short little brit who looked like a Jack Russell terrier (quite an old one too, he was in his 60’s but he was a bit of a retired Chad). The old alky was also a chad, just one who was down on his luck in late life but he was a funny and generous guy so he still had a couple of trailer park women in their late 40’s hanging about him. One of these classy dames latched onto my British friend and was practically trying to tear his trousers off. The best chat up line she uttered was “Oh I adore your accent. Its so classy. It sounds like you are a British lord. I would love to on the arm of a man who talked like that” My mate and I laughed all the way home about it. The thing is my British friend did indeed have a British accent but it was a Cumberland accent. Its a pleb’s accent. No lord has ever spoken like that -a lord’s bastard son got off a shepherdess he encountered while hunting on the fells maybe but no lord. I wonder if our Colin has a Brummie accent or at least a midlands one? If so I bet the classy birds down the trailer parks will still wet their knickers over him.

It is what is was. My head was gone at the time.
Thank God Cumberland is no longer a county eh!
The only time women will ever wet their knickers over me is out of fear…..although, I have a beard now as opposed to the Goatee.

No Brummie accent. Very plain accent. Midlands city yes.

[Gravel PitParticipant]

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5068]

Gravel Pit wrote:

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The blues.

[Branched offParticipant 10934]

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Branched off wrote:

Colin you are not a street cleaner mate. Stop picking up rubbish from the gutter. But the poem is ok.Gravel pit, your saying American women love a British accent reminds me of a funny thing I once saw. I was in a trailer park in Utah in the trailer of a notoriously interesting character who had done the climbing stunts for the Eiger sanction movie. He was by that time an old alcholic on medic aid living in a trailer park but he was an interesting guy who wrote climbing guide books and we had just climbed a new tower in the desert and we were going to tell him about it. I was with his mate who was a short little brit who looked like a Jack Russell terrier (quite an old one too, he was in his 60’s but he was a bit of a retired Chad). The old alky was also a chad, just one who was down on his luck in late life but he was a funny and generous guy so he still had a couple of trailer park women in their late 40’s hanging about him. One of these classy dames latched onto my British friend and was practically trying to tear his trousers off. The best chat up line she uttered was “Oh I adore your accent. Its so classy. It sounds like you are a British lord. I would love to on the arm of a man who talked like that” My mate and I laughed all the way home about it. The thing is my British friend did indeed have a British accent but it was a Cumberland accent. Its a pleb’s accent. No lord has ever spoken like that -a lord’s bastard son got off a shepherdess he encountered while hunting on the fells maybe but no lord. I wonder if our Colin has a Brummie accent or at least a midlands one? If so I bet the classy birds down the trailer parks will still wet their knickers over him.

It is what is was. My head was gone at the time.Thank God Cumberland is no longer a county eh!The only time women will ever wet their knickers over me is out of fear…..although, I have a beard now as opposed to the Goatee.
No Brummie accent. Very plain accent. Midlands city yes.

Seriously mate, do not underestimate the power of status to make women’s underwear moist. If you become a famous poet they will be all over you, even the smart birds who went to Oxford and read English before becoming city lawyers. As it is they would now say you are just an eccentric loner on the internet who entertains incel loosers like us. But all it will take is an increase in status and suddenly the same bloke to us will be a totally different bloke to them. Its like the emperor’s new cloths. Nothing has changed but they all want it. The empress’ new chad I suppose. “I will have what she wants”

A woman is like fire -fun to play with, can warm you through and cook your food, needs constant feeding, can burn you and consume all you own

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5068]

I doubt my poems/musings/ditties will be spread throughout the shires.

This head is a woman repellent. I have often contemplated how my life would of been if I hadn’t lost my hair. Don’t underestimate mate the power of follicles.

Yes, sounds like a new poem could be spawned…..

[Gravel PitParticipant]

Branched off wrote:

they would now say you are just an eccentric loner on the internet who entertains incel loosers like us.

LOL. There some truth to it. heheh

I think Colin is too bashful and shy to record his voice reciting his poem. Too chicken s~~~ and too computer illiterate to accomplish such a feat. He’s destined to continue on as a beta with semen-crusted-underwear wishing a toothless Irish woman would gum his dong.

I guess he is too smart to “shame into action” like this but its worth hounding him. The Poetic Content is already produced, the hard part is over, he has a whole damn library of them. He could start cranking out videos by the hour (audio only with a few open-domain photos). And in o time at all, he’ll have a base of subscribers. Colin, you wrote those poems, and they are entertaining, witty, humorous and sexual. People will love them. And the midland accent will perpetuate your success. Look at how many British Youtubers make it on that alone… its unreal. Sargon and a bunch of Alt Righters… people love UK accent.

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5068]

Gravel Pit wrote:

Branched off wrote:

they would now say you are just an eccentric loner on the internet who entertains incel loosers like us.

LOL. There some truth to it. heheh
I think Colin is too bashful and shy to record his voice reciting his poem. Too chicken s~~~ and too computer illiterate to accomplish such a feat. He’s destined to continue on as a beta with semen-crusted-underwear wishing a toothless Irish woman would gum his dong.
I guess he is too smart to “shame into action” like this but its worth hounding him. The Poetic Content is already produced, the hard part is over, he has a whole damn library of them. He could start cranking out videos by the hour (audio only with a few open-domain photos). And in o time at all, he’ll have a base of subscribers. Colin, you wrote those poems, and they are entertaining, witty, humorous and sexual. People will love them. And the midland accent will perpetuate your success. Look at how many British Youtubers make it on that alone… its unreal. Sargon and a bunch of Alt Righters… people love UK accent.

Got it in one our John.
Joking aside, I do feel there is an outlet for these poems. Maybe do requests? I have also in my Hippocampus a few ideas for short films(character based on me).
In other muse, that specimen from POF contacted me last Sunday saying she is just coming on to say hi and acknowledge the receipt of my phone number. To be fair, she owes me nothing. I haven’t even got any pics up. Especially after the first few posts I sent to her. Virtually every woman wouldn’t have answered.
I am not sending her any more messages unless she sends me one first. She was on yesterday for the first time in 5/6 days…..

[Gravel PitParticipant]

I wish I could pull off a convincing Liverpool accent. I’d hi-jack one of your poems and show you what could be done, just as an example. In one fvcking hour bro… the hardest part would be upload time. The audio can be had in one-take, just read the poem to the microphone. Then put it in the cheap movie-maker software, add some photos, bang! You got a winner.

Once you get into the routine, refinements and adaptions improve and you get faster. In no time at all you’re cranking out money-makers.

There is one draw back. As an artist myself… sometimes we dont want to share it with other or commercialize it. Its not meant to be cheapified like that and screwing with the motive affects the quality and inspiration. I get it. Somethings are too special to display to the public or to put a price tag on.

Its one thing to share with us, your glorious word labyrinths. But putting it on youtube might embarrass or make you feel uninspired. So if that is the case… just stick to your normal routine.

[Gravel PitParticipant]

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

I haven’t even got any pics up.

you know the game bro… without a pic… dont expect anything. For all she knows, you’re Alu’salJack the Labia Ripper.
If you want to catch that trout, show her who you are. I presume you have seen her picture? If she is a giant fatass, take a pass bro.

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5068]

Gravel Pit wrote:

I wish I could pull off a convincing Liverpool accent. I’d hi-jack one of your poems and show you what could be done, just as an example. In one fvcking hour bro… the hardest part would be upload time. The audio can be had in one-take, just read the poem to the microphone. Then put it in the cheap movie-maker software, add some photos, bang! You got a winner.
Once you get into the routine, refinements and adaptions improve and you get faster. In no time at all you’re cranking out money-makers.
That is one draw back. As an artist myself… sometimes we dont want to share it with other or commercialize it. Its not meant to be cheapified like that and screwing with the motive affects the quality and inspiration. I get it. Somethings are too special to display to the public or to put a price tag on.
Its one thing to share with us your glorious word labyrinths. But putting it on youtube might embarrass or make you feel uninspired. So if that is the case… just stick to your normal routine.

Mickey did attempt two of my poems and put them on you-tube(since taken them down).
I think for the crude and comedic ones, you-tube could work. For the more personal, I’m not sure? Most of the serious poems are about that Hooker and my relationship with “God”. As mentioned, viewer requests could be an avenue.

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5068]

Gravel Pit wrote:

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

I haven’t even got any pics up.

you know the game bro… without a pic… dont expect anything. For all she knows, you’re Alu’salJack the Labia Ripper.If you want to catch that trout, show her who you are. I presume you have seen her picture? If she is a giant fatass, take a pass bro.

I imagine, on an essentially dating site, not having any pics is odd.
Yes, she has about 10 pics. Sultry in a haunted way. Beautiful lips. Mine are covered by a mass of ginger/blonde hairs!
36, the cut off point for ovulation. If we meet, I will fertilise her eggs.

In my defence, I only joined to terrorise. Back-fired. Didn’t think I would converse with a soul aligned. What I like about her is, doesn’t promote herself as just a big pair of milkers. Her pics are modest.

[Branched offParticipant 10934]

The thing is you are only seeing a few pixels of her picture. Odds on she has several pots on the hob and anther one came to the boil sooner, so the others go on a back burner. I gather it is how on line dating is played -one talks to several possibles and sees what develops. Something else may have developed faster and she just couldn’t resist seeing what happened.

Other possibles are lots of work, family problems, a member of the hive said you sound odd…

It is likely nothing to do with you. Women generally take attention from someone they like unless they have a more pressing concern. Send her a picture and say you decided to take a risk for her and hope she will reply some time, even if not now. 75% nothing happens, 15% she replies soon, 10% she replies later when the guy whose pot came to the boil boiled dry.

A woman is like fire -fun to play with, can warm you through and cook your food, needs constant feeding, can burn you and consume all you own

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