Make Dragons Manly Again!

[UintatheriumParticipant 1861]

Hi guys. This won’t be a MGTOW topic but it will be a manly topic. Am I the only guy here who is sick of cute dragon characters?

I just find that too many dragons in movies nowadays are cute. That’s why I refuse to see any of the How to Train Your Dragon films. That’s why I refuse to see Pete’s Dragon.

In the Middle Ages, people believed that dragons were real … and they saw dragons as living embodiments of the Devil. I want dragons to be scarier. I want dragons to behave like horror movie monsters. Movies need more of that. I want to see dragons gruesomely eat innocent people on-screen. I want to see dragons setting innocent people on fire. I don’t want to see them using their fiery breath to make a campfire or some lame-ass s~~~ like that. Dragons breathe fire because they were created by Satan and he wants your death to be as excruciating as Hell.

In some Eastern European languages, the words for “dragon” and “devil” are the same word … because dragonfire is Hellfire. Dragons are supposed to be reptilian demons who kidnap sexy women … and the only thing that can kill a dragon is Sir Liftsalot. I don’t care if that is cliché. I want that back. Make dragons manly again!

This is why I love Magic: The Gathering. They still understand what dragons are supposed to look like.

http://magiccards.info/scans/en/fvd/8.jpg

At least Pokémon got it right once … and then never got it right again.

http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Hydreigon_(Pok%C3%A9mon)

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[bladeParticipant]

Evil dragons are every where . There called c~~~s now .

THE PLANTATION HAS NOW TURNED INTO THE KILLING FIELDS . WOMAN ARE NOW ROLLING CAMBODIAN STYLE .

[bladeParticipant]

There very manly to coverd in drawings . They frills come in a variety of colours ,pink ,green , blue and they change colour regularly . They don’t spit fire but they do spit alot of s~~~ . They are very evil dragons who f~~~ with this guy that guy and even chads .

THE PLANTATION HAS NOW TURNED INTO THE KILLING FIELDS . WOMAN ARE NOW ROLLING CAMBODIAN STYLE .

[Anonymous 42]

I like dragons, I’m using mixed culture for outside decor, I have my cement Buddha and plans of building a Japanese Shrine gate, perhaps with dragons carved into the end tails? That would look COOL! I’ll build it over the rear entrance to junkyard trail.

Just more to add to here, there, and anywhere, I got the X-neighborhood looking like something out of the Twilight Zone, A real cultural f~~~’o’rama! If it’s sacrilegious I’m far beyond redeemable, just like the neighborhood…

[UintatheriumParticipant 1861]

Anonymous wrote:

I like dragons, I’m using mixed culture for outside decor, I have my cement Buddha and plans of building a Japanese Shrine gate, perhaps with dragons carved into the end tails? That would look COOL! I’ll build it over the rear entrance to junkyard trail.

Just more to add to here, there, and anywhere, I got the X-neighborhood looking like something out of the Twilight Zone, A real cultural f~~~’o’rama! If it’s sacrilegious I’m far beyond redeemable, just like the neighborhood…

Don’t tell the liberals!

CULTURAL APPROPRIATION!!!

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