Living with a lethargic, left-wing, liberal lesbian lover

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5068]

Due to the fact I have made a mess of things, I have resided in shared houses for the past ten years. This is the third time in a row I have had to put up with lower lifeforms.
This present delightful walking/talking bundle of goo, is too quote “A liberal feminist”(if I had known, I wouldn’t have moved in). For the past seven months every conversation ends up to do with social justice, two weeks ago, I had to state that I don’t want to hear her LGBTq/SJW loving nonsense. She does nothing but criticize everyone(especially men), from the neighbours to the gardener. I nearly spat out my herbal tea all over the crumb ridden, dog-haired kitchen floor when she(it) said, “I can get on with everybody”.
It is currently in the living room drinking a beer, and giving a sob story to her feminist friend about her discipline hearing(she was sacked). A 62 white, masculine, hetrosexual, man-hating loser, with no job, a mortgage, and a family who say she is a weirdo……tumbleweed.

[Anonymous 3]

Jeezus Buddy! Time to move on

[UntamedParticipant]

I’d rather live on the streets than have to share living space with a feminist C~~~.

UnC~~~. Get yourself another place to stay.
One day you’re going to say the wrong thing and she’ll speed dial 911 and accuse you of whatever will stick at the time.
RUN OUT OF THERE! Don’t even pack up and RUN! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!

Don't let them Blame, Shame or Tame you!
Give 'em NOTHING, not even an answer!
#GenderSegragationNow!

[Anonymous 42]

Here!

Don’t forget these!

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5068]

Anonymous wrote:

Jeezus Buddy! Time to move on[/q

Third time in a row I have now lived with trash. The first were a alcoholic couple, the wife being on anti-depressants, shuffling about in her nightie at three in the afternoon(the irony being she worked in a mental section of a hospital). The second, an actual lesbian who adorned the typical look, big framed, ugly, short haired, a walking identity crisis. Only friend a dog(female of course), never cleaned, never washed her hands(no soap or towel in both bathroom or kitchen)….

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5068]

Anonymous wrote:

Here!

Don’t forget these!

Anonymous wrote:

Here!

Don’t forget these!

Live in the Uk so limited access to firearms. Will a garden spade do?

[Anonymous 54]

Oh man….

Hell on Earth

Dont take it wrong please, but Im laughing my ass off.

This could be the Pilot for a Sitcom…

[OneTrueMisfitSpectator 2690]

You’re going to need one of these..

Don't care

[Anonymous 42]

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Live in the Uk so limited access to firearms. Will a garden spade do?

Garden spade is afterwards!

Make one of these!

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5068]

Anonymous wrote:

Oh man….

Hell on Earth

Dont take it wrong please, but Im laughing my ass off.

This could be the Pilot for a Sitcom…

Yes, another faulty towers, except based on landlords not hotel owners.

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5068]

Anonymous wrote:

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Live in the Uk so limited access to firearms. Will a garden spade do?

Garden spade is afterwards!

Make one of these!

No, I will pound that bulbous, repulsive, mal-aligned head of hers with one of the 30 odd feminist books on the shelf, until that sponge she calls a brain seeps and expels onto her smartphone.

[Anonymous 7]

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Live in the Uk so limited access to firearms. Will a garden spade do?

Something like this should work nicely.

[Anonymous 54]

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Old Sage wrote:

Oh man….

Hell on Earth

Dont take it wrong please, but Im laughing my ass off.

This could be the Pilot for a Sitcom…

Yes, another faulty towers, except based on landlords not hotel owners.

A Classic!!!

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5068]

Anonymous wrote:

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Old Sage wrote:

Oh man….

Hell on Earth

Dont take it wrong please, but Im laughing my ass off.

This could be the Pilot for a Sitcom…

Yes, another faulty towers, except based on landlords not hotel owners.

A Classic!!!

Yes it is. Find British sitcoms the funniest, although got to say the funniest comedians IMHO are Americans, Bill Hicks, George Carlin etc

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5068]

Anonymous wrote:

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Live in the Uk so limited access to firearms. Will a garden spade do?

Something like this should work nicely.

Thanks for option, but that tool has a purpose. The aforementioned books have not however, thus if the moment arises I will use said books.

[Anonymous 54]

Basil!!!

Your livein it man!!

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5068]

Anonymous wrote:

Basil!!!

Your livein it man!!

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Yeah, really living the dream. Won’t be long before I have a breakdown like Basil!

[Anonymous 54]

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

I nearly spat out my herbal tea all over the crumb ridden, dog-haired kitchen floor

We feel your pain. Hang in there man…

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5068]

Anonymous wrote:

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

I nearly spat out my herbal tea all over the crumb ridden, dog-haired kitchen floor

We feel your pain. Hang in there man…

Thanks, I will cope, got good restraint.

[Anonymous 42]

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

No, I will pound that bulbous, repulsive, mal-aligned head of hers with one of the 30 odd feminist books on the shelf, until that sponge she calls a brain seeps and expels onto her smartphone.

A few drops a day makes the brain melt away!
(discontinue use after retardation)

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