"Like… this is what girls find attractive…"

[KingOfTheSeaParticipant 1270]

I just feel bad for those guys. I remember being a teen and I tried to follow every piece of advice girls and women would give me on finding a girlfriend and I never got a second look. Fastforward to now when I can’t get them to leave me alone even when I’m insulting them. Life’s funny that way.

[Frank V.Participant 2445]

Keymaster wrote:

TigaKurisu wrote:

A word of advise to anyone with a low tolerance for bull s~~~ going on a college campus: don’t ever forget your headphones.

I feel your pain @Tiga. This “conversation” took place at restaurant with 2 felines sitting right next to me while I was trying to enjoy a meal.

GIRL 1: “And I was like, OMG. He was all….
GIRL 2: “OMG I know.”
GIRL 1: “And so THEN he goes . . . . like, OH MY GOD. I couldn’t believe it”.
GIRL 2: “So then like what did he say?”.
GIRL 1: “Well so then he was all . . . like…….. and I was like . . .”.
GIRL 2: “So what does that mean??”.
GIRL 1: “I don’t know . . . you know what I mean?”
GIRL 2: “OMG You’re kidding. Are you serious?”
GIRL 1: “Like I’m SO NOT kidding.”.
GIRL 1: “So then anyways, he goes . . . . whatever.”
GIRL 2: “OMG guys are like, SO stupid.”
GIRL 1: “I know, right??”.
GIRL 2: “Totally”.

10 more seconds and I would have snapped, I tell you. Luckily they left. If they didn’t, I would have.

Why would any man intentionally get one of them pregnant unless he wants children too stupid to breathe ?

Frank V.

[Tiga KParticipant 1693]

Frank V. wrote:

Why would any man intentionally get one of them pregnant unless he wants children too stupid to breathe ?

Frank V.

Because then he wouldn’t have to worry about an abortion.

[Frank V.Participant 2445]

Tiga K wrote:

Frank V. wrote:

Why would any man intentionally get one of them pregnant unless he wants children too stupid to breathe ?

Frank V.

Because then he wouldn’t have to worry about an abortion.

Automatic retroactive abortion ?

You are a genius !

Frank V.

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